AMA

I will ONLY answer the most interesting questions in this thread.

Other urls found in this thread:

racequeen/dicksucking.ph
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PRISM_(surveillance_program)
8ch.net/create.php
youtube.com/watch?v=44qpUQvpbY4
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

asuke or megumin?

Wow holy shit kill yourself'
>>>/reddit/

How big is your penis? girth and everything

How many articles of clothing do you remove when you take a shit?

When you were twelve and did that thing you did and got caught doing it, what was the first thing that crossed your mind? Did you feel actual guilt or were you merely annoyed and knew you'd go on to do it again as soon as their backs were turned?

is you /ancap/?

Favorite thing to do besides Holla Forums?

Not op but I prefer to remove all except socks

Why'd you dump the other mod?

Do other mods sometimes ropleplay as you?
Are you from Huezil?

mods r gey lel?

how was school?

Why make the board 25 pages long?

The board goes back over 4 days now giving autismos and idiots endless chances of bumping their shitty threads and keeping them "Alive" for god knows how long.

Why won't you fucking ban me

Watch kids talent shows

t. mod that was dumped

Can you please block posts from the Philipines, just for fun?
If ever get rich and decide to live the Jim lifestile can you recommend a slightly less shitty country?

Why haven't you killed yourself, Dysomnigger?

Is the Bee Movie an anime?

I'm a 29yo kv. Can you find a girl in Texas who would agree to meet up with me and have sex?

If you were to die in 24 hours what would do during that time?
If you looked at this image I suggest you do those things.

Obviosly not dysnomia, but stil…

Are you a girl?

why are you such a cock hungry faggot?

Who the fuck are you anyways? Why are spammers really targeting Holla Forums when there are much bigger boards like Holla Forums and Holla Forums that are actually better boards and true to their nature? Holla Forums is pretty dead at most times so whats the point?

Holla Forums allows spamming and actually encourages it

Why is toast square?

Yeah, I don't believe you.

hes for sure not him. Just look at him, hes waaayyy cooler.

Sodomizing flip trannies then disemboweling them for moloch in your masonic fuckden is a lifestyle you want to lead?

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Troubledly wise the "owner" avoids chaos; though chaos so consciously avoided brings back to its definition, and comes regardless.
Ask one to interest the chaos. So I will.

What are your values? To what do you aspire? And by what means will your work here come to reflect that?

At what age did you grow out of anime?

you don't dismbowel them for moloch, you put them in a hollowed out metal bull statue and heat it, burning them alive.

Thanks for the correction, friendo!
Still no way to live your life, though.

I hope pic related gives more insight.

ANSWER SOME QUESTIONS
NOTICE US SENPAI
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

How much do you hate niggers?

How do you manage to look in the mirror and not hate what you see when so many other thousands of people do? I mean sure, people can be wrong, and are on an individual basis wrong pretty often. But collectively, if thousands of people are all saying something sucks, then that thing probably sucks. Is your sense of denial really *that* strong?
I mean look, at some point even Hitler realized that he wasn't liked by the world enough to succeed. And you are nowhere near as well thought of as he was.

Big enough for yo mama

Actually, it's nothing I'm proud of and I still regret to this day. But I digress. When I was 12, I told some of my friends that I thought I was gay. My one friend knew this gay 15 year old guy and showed him my picture. He thought I was cute. We talked for not even two days, and the next day, he came over. He started feeling my dick through my pants, and I felt his. I pulled down his pants, and he had this huge 9 inch boner. I sucked him off, then we did some jacking off to eachother. He did me up the ass for a bit. It REALLY hurt. I couldn't walk right for a few days, and it bled. Then we just jacked eachother off until we came. I felt so bad after that. Mainly because I find sex a mutual thing that you should do in a relationship.

Zero

who is this Jim guy and why do you guys harp on him so much?

He obviously doesn't think any of the questions are intersting enough :^)
finally, a funny thread by dysnomia

The current site owner. He brutally murdered firetires, then fed him to pigs. He is an admitted pedophile, and revels in the fact he lives in a country with no child sex laws and no extradition treaty. Oh, and he is jewish, if it wasnt apparent.

Hex was just accepted to help fight the spam but Codemonkey improved spam detection so he no longer needed.
[spoiler}He kept deleting the pedo threads I was posting on.[/spoiler]

Joke's on you. I don' go to school. I stay here al day every day… for free :(

okay. I just read a article about the guy. Man he has leftists and SJWs seriously rustled!

Spam detection is improved now, but its not infallible. Volunteers can still help a lot.

I can help :)

i can help better than he can. i can name fag.

t. hex

You see those goldwater news ads occaisonally on thr site? That is his own news group spewing out drudge tier drivel. He is not your friend. Sodomite masons all deserve the pits of hell

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what the fuck are you looking at.

If you're driving around, in your motor vehicle mind you, is it safe to rip a hektik skid if nobody is around?

fj39alsk12adk38fnslwitmbsmq1ttkamdlsocutewmglgjqldiurmsalr4id02m43wmdlribm4

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What do you think of bug squishing porn?

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no im hex

Holy shit this thread is a thousand times worse than the usual monthly pinned DickInsomnia thread.

For what?


2


Probably something similar.


Hex is a very good volunteer. He watches what I do very closely and emulates it to a precise level. I think Hex may be an AI designed to steal my personality.
One of me is bad enough, right?


Good threads can last longer too.
bosd beder dreds :-dd


It's animated isn't it?


Good question. See these:


I only fucc wit the really cool ones and I avoid 99% of them at all costs so I think they're pretty cool. Niggers are chill.


No. Tires are expensive.


Ironic considering most of the posts in it aren't made by me.

hugs and headpats

How many people, excluding your IPs, browse your 3 main boards Holla Forums /1/ and /kennedi/ ?
Bonus question: Are all your boards meant to die a slow death?

do I get to remove megumins hat?

I think you're right

Are there any other tabs you have opened? If so, what do they display?

How else would you headpat her?

fuck you

Is your mother proud of you?

if i uses vpn, can u still see my real ip?

Will you marry me?

what're you vaping on queerbait?

follow up: why did my dumbass sage a sticky

what do you think about Holla Forums?

what is your favorite vidya game?

If Holla Forums is your fleshlight, does that make 4chan your cumrag?

What is the most painful and disgusting suicide method?

dying of old age

Would you like a hug?

Have you watched TDKR?

Do you like The Beatles? Any other rock you like? This is interesting enough

what book are you currently reading?

Have you always been a tremendous faggot or did you have to learn?

Why did you delete the glorious Slivovitz thread? What has plum brandy ever do to you?

What do you think of ukranians?

Oh well dysnomia the anti circle jerking faggot just made a circle jerk around him.
Enjoy being the cum bucket you fucking hypocrite.
Also "An"cap is not anarchism and it's for autistic manchilds.

Why are you still here? (Not asking ironically)

lol what a faggot

for the past 3 or so days, i've experienced major slowdown on this site. why?

Ok, so last night I took 40mg of oxycodone and had 4 shots of vodka. It was pretty fun, but now I'm bored. So I figured I'd go out and check out babes at the mall. I may bring my wife with me, but she wants to go somewhere else.

So my question is, why can't you have a mod who's sole purpose in life is banning the horse spammer?

Megumin a cute and deserves hugs, headpats and cheek pinches. Asuka is a bratty whore that needs a good dicking to set her straight.

fuck off kikenomia

It's your ISP.

why are you such a faggot?

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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interesting question, maybe Mex

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Hey Dysnomia, i love you senpai, but please never spy on us again.

Fuck you for deleting legal pedo content. That is all.

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Good to see all the fags from Masterchan are here

well, shit.

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in all seriousness, why do you bother with owning 8ch/b?
why do you do it?
don't come on with the 'i luv Holla Forums' cockery, nor pretend you are on a mission for the good of the userbase and above all don't give it the 'i want to save ibs' fagism.
honestly, why do you fritter away your life and take the existential risks associated with owning Holla Forums?
are you too fat to move or paraplegic? are you a heavily drugged psychiatric patient?
how come you sit there pissing away your time on 8ch?

wow, as a new fag, I found this rather informative.

Why did you delete my Aya AMA?

hey dysnomia can u implement the fortune option

What can I do to contribute and better the board?
Basically how can I kiss your ass enough to get noticed by you?

Do you believe humans already accessed eternal life technologies?

Why not try the new Racequeen school of prostitution?
racequeen/dicksucking.ph

How do i webm?

this, also bring flags back, I wanna call people cucks, fat and niggers

I think he does it because it begins to feel more like home than your home, with people you know better than your family. Raids and inside jokes really wear on a person, and after awhile, you're willing to make sacrifices to defend your new home, your new friends, and the new freedom you're expieriencing. After some time, you'd rather die than let that new world which filled you with feeling, excitement, and even a form of enlightenment, ever die. Live free or die, I suppose.

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can't believe I wasted precious eye sight on this bullshit

Eat carrot it will be fine user.

why don't you eat a pile of shit

Megumin for headpats because she's cute and Asuka for hugs because hugging anything without breasts is the same as being gay.


Yes. What do you think I do for a living? I host most of the VPN this site allows.


(cute) Redheads only.


I expect nothing, and I'm still let down.


LTTP


Living.


Beatles, Zeppelin, Floyd, etcetc.


I'm Discordian.


I can't believe you wasted eye sight on this and then decided to open the thread anyway and tell us about it.

At least you got dubs tho.

why my father treats me like a child?

A.K.A entry level teenage "born in tge wrong generation" trash

You got sand inbetween those ascheeks of yours babe?

tyvon forgot to clean his dick, so what ?
at least he is well equipped

megumin is a best.

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Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?

it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.

Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.

Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!

Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin Holla Forums maymays, this one is the readl deal.

Did he get blackmailed?

you're the last faggot to be worried about being gay you bleeding anus

why wont u make me mod so I can be b.o. when u get bored

Why don't you get bored of begging to work for free on an imageboard whos heyday is behind it?

Holla Forums, or at least 8/b/, isn't nessecarily beyond it's heyday
that's what i want to change tbh

Because you live off of him.
t. in the same situation

so how does the future Holla Forums look to you?
do you harp after a largely imagined 200&something heyday, or have you a vision for Holla Forums in, say 2020?

Dysnomia is actually a black man in his 30's who lives in Mexico. He's wanted in the U.S. for murder and is currently looking for a cheap way to get to Russia so he can chill with Snowden.

snowden is mine!!

Snowden wouldn't hang out with a pussy bitch like you.

and into the trash it goes

oh lawd

Is Yogapig Jim?

Yep, and here I thought he was done trying to ruin this place and just gave up and let codemonkey do everything.

fucking piggu

The next pedo thread should have just as many pictures of pigs as it does little girls, that should appease him.

Because I don't know if you're a cute redhead with nice tits or not.

proof is the quickest way

pick one

did you remember to lurk before posting?

I don't think you did. remember to lurk next time. non-lurkers will be banned

i take that you don't read books, since you didn't answer me before. anyway, retard, why are you only taking cute redheaded women as mods now?

i see that you don't read books, since you didn't answer me before. anyway, retard, why are you only taking cute redheaded women as mods now?

I didn't lurk.

If you were Professor Utonium and could do pic related without any long term consequences would you do it?

Who is your favorite shooter? Elliot? Eric & Dylan? Why?

Who is your favorite e-celeb? Including those who are now irrelevant or no longer active/past their prime.

Bring back Chen already.

Do you think having sex with animals should be legal?

I pity anyone who has a chicken BDSM fetish.

why are you back to your attention whoring?

eat a bullet, loser

why is 6 afraid of 7?

Is Pluto a planet?

why haven't you killed yourself yet?

Why are Dysnomia stickys always the biggest pieces of faggotry on the site?

Cause it brings every one together

When are you going to change the template again and post the big nigger cock as the default background? That was SOOOOO popular!!! 4chan faggots couldn't wait to start posting here when they heard about that!

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Have you noticed that the PPH average is still dropping? Barely over 100 now. Any plans to do anything about that, or are you just going to let this place die?

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He's gonna let this place die. To the point where only the cool kids post

Hey Dys man! I was wondering if you could do your bit to help clean up the mod issue on Holla Forums? It seems to be a real issue to anons there, and it is 8ch's top board.

I hope Holla Forums is one of the last places to stay around during the upcoming digital dystopia. And as long as the internet keeps it's current purpose of spreading political (((ideology))) as fast as possible, it may progress quicker than we expect.

I'm just giving fugthelug some memes. I don't have any intention of actually making a female into a moderator.


I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aliens and doesn't afraid of anything.


Almost.


It's a sticky, on Holla Forums.


Most of us already went to the new Holla Forums to escape idiots like you.


Controlled opposition. The entire purpose of this site is to help drive political ideology and keep a legit uprising from happening. Give them a choice and they won't make their own.

Can you rename the board "random/anime" like it used to be so the anti anime shills fuck off

Only if you fill the rest of this thread up with asuka pics.

if you take that mask off, would you die?

How badly do you want to suck on this gat?

stop stickying your attention whore threads you fucking e-celeb wannabe piece of shit

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Why i have pimples?
Why i am not atractive for the womans if i am white?

fag

Are traps gay?

Do you have schizophrenia and roleplay as different anons?

Hey thanks for ruining the board OP

what do you look like?

how tall are you?

what gender are you?

would you hug me if I looked like I wanted a hug?

Affinity Media?

Why do you wear diapers?

What's the airspeed on an unladen swallow?

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

heh, breddy ironic

>upcoming digital dystopia…it's current purpose… political (((ideology)))…
You're a semi-literate moron: that's the true answer to>>7214977.
Wtf is a digital dystopia? just two words you like the sound of
wtf does purpose of the internet mean? it's just vaccuous nonsense
and as for the jewish conspiracy, smhtbh, how sad

Why don't you ever call your mammy or write her a letter to let her know how you are doing? I am sure she would be proud.
pic related

am I banned?

yes

fugg

check my dubs before you go

no u

check these faggots

rolling for best AMA ever

succ

checking this

grapefruits

LOOK

if dubs niggers are not humans

where is the lamb sauce

OH OH OHHHHH

HOLY SHIT

Would you let a fat niggie fuck?

I probably wouldn't hug you even if you asked. I don't want to be touched.


African or European?


The 2nd industrial revolution was a digital one. It's the one that made you into a digital slave.

You're exploited for work, your currency is digital, your electronics are locked down and spying on you, your personal information is is available to purchase, and is sold so that companies can create personalized advertisements in order to persuade you to consume even more.

Your ideologies are thought for you, the things you like are decided for you. It's too late to go back, you allowed everything to become centralized. It's getting worse right now.


Yes.

Your favourite monstergirl?

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Which is cooler? Megaman or Sanic?

Sssssanic!

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

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Top taste

Dysnomia, do you like the BIG BLACK COCK and go on BLACKED.COM?

Who is the Queen of 8ch Holla Forums?
Is it Lera?

do you want to kill youself too?

fag

what is the future of the internet? that is, where are you placing stock (time/money) into?
follow up, what's your cunt taste like?

Dark. Very dark.

your childish and laughable description of the world today reveals just how influenced you are by falsehoods and internet memes. i'm not exploited at work, currencies are not digital, my devices leak virtually nothing of value, my data is mine and i don't share it. etc,etc.
are all so-called discordians baboons?

>>>Holla Forums

being cucked by CEOs
reserve notes
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PRISM_(surveillance_program)

Might sound like an autist but Holla Forums I think tech is going to follow a sine wave type structure, the internet will become unusable for the general populace by regulation or some other means, maybe become a toy for the rich even.
While that happens people will return to slightly less tech based entertainment like sports, and shit like those fucking fidget spinners. Maybe even a surge of people who like the outdoors and more people moving out of cities into rural areas.
Eventually the internet and tech in general will rise again before falling again in a never ending cycle.

How many pigs did we have to sacrifice to appease the Alacrity Daemon ?

Should I get my doctorate in Genetics or go to three different trade schools.
Genetics I wanna turn the white genome into 100% dominate over other shit skins
Tradeschooling would just be for protecting myself if shtf
polite sage

Oh that was me and i rubbed my balls on jar too

Just HW

just a two. a two is enough.

Can I hug you instead without you hurting me?

hey, dysnomia, how do you feel abt net neutrality? its retarded and youve actually read your shit and understood how market regulations hurt the isp industry and how deregulating it would literally solve everything and how nn opens the door to gov't-mandated censorship and the only ppl who would support are reddit memelords who believe everything they hear and u dont support it, right?

that's right

i secretly want it to happen so they'll know not to fuck with us.

Do you have a Steam?

Why are you triggered by little girls on memes?

No. Don't tell people to go there. What kind of asshole are you?

Why are you doing this? Are they paying you? You have nothing better to do with your life? I can hardly stand browsing this place, your job must be a lot worse.

>I hope Holla Forums is one of the last places to stay around during the upcoming digital dystopia. And as long as the internet keeps it's current purpose of spreading political (((ideology))) as fast as possible, it may progress quicker than we expect.
in that case the value of the website would go up
and (((jim))) would sell it, and you won't be around long after.
doesn't that make your efforts futile.

Have you been sexually harassed by a priest? Did it feel good?

DID IT??

holy shit, as a newfag, i found your otherdubs refreshing.

like, awesome bro.

so, my name is John and i don't actualy hate you all.

What are so good about opiates?
Why don't you quit using them and live a healthy life?

Dysnomia didn't answer because it's obvious to see it's Holla Forumsani Temari!

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GO BACK TO TUMBLR OR DEVIANTART NOW YOU FILTHY DEGENERATE

FUCK YOU NIGGER!!!!!!

Why is Evangelion the most overrated normalfag anime?

What's the best RPG ever made?

How do you feel about your board being dead?

The internet won't become "unusable". That wouldn't be very profitable. It will has become a multi-platform service, but it will only get locked down more and more as time progresses. It's too late to decentralize it. Even 'decentralized' networks have to tether through the center unless you're going to be accessing data strictly locally, like some place in India or Brazil.

In a sense it is a toy for the rich, but not so much for entertainment as much as it is a little money maker for them.

Biotech. Get in on it early.


Josh & Fred were enough.


The internet should be 100% available to every home and should be treated like water, gas/electricity. However, unlike water, gas, or electricity a person should be able to choose and subscribe to a chosen speed of service, and have unlimited bandwidth at that speed.


Yes.


this tbh. Most rock from that era is great.
Jimi, Rolling Stones, The Doors, The Police, you name it, doesn't matter. I mostly listen to modern stuff though. I am not sad to admit to being a musical hipster


At first glance it may be unreasonable that such an anime would be given such a high rating. The first step to appreciating Evangelion would be to realize it's recursive nature and the ties it has with humanity, rather than it's ties with anime. In it's very own nature, Evangelion is a deconstruction of modern anime (at the time) and is tied heavily to the nature of being human in every sense.

Perhaps Evangelion must first be appreciated in order to be understood, for without appreciation for it who would want to continue to search for understanding of it…However if you don't understand it you may never come to appreciate it. Perhaps part of the appreciation for it comes from acknowledging the fact that it can't be understood as a whole, or that it can only be understood on a personal level.

Congratulations.

This is a question I get a lot, but instead of answering it I will return the question back to all of you who as it.

How do you feel about the board being dead, and I will add further if you wish to change this feeling what would you do, how would you do it, and why haven't you begun yet?
That's all.

The site is dying because of Holla Forums. If Holla Forums had better mods, the user count as a whole would be way up, and as a result, Holla Forums would have more traffic.

My question is why do you refuse to get involved in this process of ousting the mods that are killing this site? Surely you don't continue modding here because someone is forcing you to do it. You're doing it because you like 8ch, right? Then use your small bit of influence to help us fight back. Please.

feels good. small group, different ideologies, and we're all here for no specific reason…or a very specific reason, but no one shares that reason besides you. you've been doing not-so-good, but that's how you want to do it, and it's not insufferable.

i've been there recently. i think they're beyond the point of no return. 6 months and they'll praise "based jews and whatnot. imkampfy is doing what's told to do. yeah, 8/pol/ is kill for me.
more traffic creates a limit for me and other anons to fuck around and have a good time, and when we reach a certain point, anons will take sides and we can't speak freely because of peer pressure and you know the rest. we've all seen those sides and how annoying they get. now they're not what Holla Forums is about. the problem with high traffic, is that it means sides will definitely grow and the fuckfest train will hit off. when that happens here, i'm ready to get off at the next stop.

What does the name "Dysnomia" mean anyways?

dyslexic man with insomnia

please eat my shit

If you want better mods on Holla Forums make a new Holla Forums.

sure, no problem. here you go.
8ch.net/create.php

what, can't put in the effort to get everyone on Holla Forums to boycott the moderation and start their own board? too bad I guess.


lawlessness or something

Why do I have to tip in America?

Don't be a jew.

I see, so you're friends with them. Sad. Being complicit with the death of the site you devote so much time to.

Now I understand why you're hated here.

Would you marry best waifu? (Pic related.)

youtube.com/watch?v=44qpUQvpbY4
What do you think of my song, Dysnomia?

I don't understand. Why do you think I am personally 'killing the site'?

The reason we came to Holla Forums was because we didn't like the moderation and if something happened that we didn't like here, we could make a board instead of dealing with the moderation.

Most of Holla Forums is too attached to the legacy name despite all the hate for it's moderation, would rather have high post-rate instead of free discussion, or the majority of Holla Forums actually likes the moderation enough that they don't want to make a new board. This isn't my fault.

I'm not any part of it.

psychedelic as fuck. I like it.

Do you think you can "safe" or improve this place? Or are you just trying to keep it alive?

I'm so confused, people want more people to come here yet literally assrape anyone who hasn't been on the chans for 3 year+ if they make any error at all.

found the sensitive newfag. or moron.

You say that as if 3 years is an acceptable time to lurk before posting.

What is so bad about Holla Forums moderation? I don't see them praising le based jews quite the contrary.

> expecting faggonia to answer that question

Zero Suit Fox is Queen of Holla Forums!

nah. It's not a moderation effort, it's a userbase effort. I understand how moot felt about 4/b/ now. I tried everything but it still sucks.


You guys should do fun stuff and make OC and actually start to develop a culture that isn't just copying 4chan from 2005-2009. Tell anons to LURK MOAR when they don't get it.

Every person is different, and yet each person wants their own specific ideal version of Holla Forums, yet many are not willing to help bring it about. If they did this board would be a haven of chaotic creativity. I do my part using the tools I have available.


There is no such thing as "lurk before posting". Post and lurk, but after you post, keep lurking. It's never enough.


The Holla Forums and Holla Forums boards are like two pedals powering a bicycle of destructive thought process, or lack thereof.


If you bakas ever made a board you know it would take a long time to answer that.

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it still sucks because all the things that gave Holla Forums its fun atmosphere that rekindled what everyone loved about 4chan back in the day is gone and it is never coming back.

why is your attention whore thread still stickied?

why was it stickied in the first place?

why did you create an attention whore thread anyway?

why do you think its okay to treat 8ch/b/ like your own reddit blog?

Would you fuck off the first page ?

Wtf is going on here?

Dysnomia made a sticky so that over time faggot responses would accumulate and faggots would think people actually care about it.

I don't understand what you mean to say.
How is pol destructive? Being too extreme for the normalfags?