How do you eat pussy? What does it taste like?

How do you eat pussy? What does it taste like?

It taste like licking a penny

I think you have to lick the outside then go in. Watch some lesbo porn, you'll get the idea.

Is there a difference between puss and cunny?

I don't

This, close enough.
Also, maybe some of you ever ate a few fire ants as a kid? Tastes exactly like that.

That sounds unpleasant

Who the fuck eats fire ants? I ate some sugar ants once and that tasted horrible

it tastes like degeneracy and disgust.

Fuck off homo.

fuck off, retard

You do know the fuckhole and pisshole are two different holes right?

t. virgin

with your mouth
my dick l0l

s-so?

t. schlomo

You will remain like that forever unless you know how to please a woman.

It's all different, but some lesbians I use to work with always ate seaweed chips so I tried one & now I know why.

Hi! You must be the pot! Have you met my friend, the kettle?

Better than putting your mouth on an actual dick

You have to stay on the clit. Pretend it's coated in your favorite candy and you're trying to get it all off.

I can make a girl cum audibly loud when I go down on her. Then I put my dick in then it's another story altogether

Eat the pussy like a watermelon

yeah

slurp slurp

slurp slurp

I love the smell of pussy on my lip the next day. Bring my upper lip to my nose and jerk off to the smell

you have to stick your tongue up her verginer but stop if you encounter babby

Pussy tastes anywhere from "nothing/skin" to "you're only getting through this if you chug a bottle of whiskey"

i went down on a girl once whose vaj tasted like the tip of a battery

Women exist to serve and pleasure men, not the other way around cuck

Best description so far.

Sounds like she'd been on the rag and didn't wash.

Common filth detected.You're clearly incapable of understanding the thought process of a true gentleman.

Spotted the MGTOW virgin

OP if you are going to eat a girl out make sure she has showered and it's not after a long day of running or of work. This is because she will taste disgusting. If she has showered she will taste like warm, wet skin sort of maybe a mild salty taste to. I eat ass and pussy only after they are both clean, and I personally help with the ass cleaning.

Pussy eating is better for me if she is shaved just enough to where the hair is not in my mouth. Also if its the first time with your girl I think you should make her suck your dick first instead of you going down on her to reinforce dominance. Likewise, make sure your dick is clean, use soap, pull skin back if you are uncut (which is the best btw you fuckin jews)

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I bet you do, faggot.

Holla Forums pls go

Nice try lefty.

He's right though.

Nope, he is left.

My technique is mediocre.

It tastes like it looks.

So naïve
Only a beta would claim he is the alpha


Top kek

I grab it and stuff myself with it

Just like french kissing, but instead of her lips, it's her pussy lips
You had 2 choice depends on the length of your tongue, go deep into her pussy hole, or Nazi-level attack on her clit. According to my women, both feels good, but the latter is better since I combine them with fingering action, and I'm pretty good at it

It do taste acidic, that's the property of pussy, one of defensive layer from bacterial and sperm. If it's not acidic, then she loves to clean her pussy

Your daily reminder that cunilingus is gay

1) honey gotta go to piss brb
2) mouthful of habanero sauce
3) beb ima lik ur pussy
4) …
5) get kicked out of the f*cking house

dubs of kek

First take your handand brush way and dirt that may have collected. Then take a warm washcloth the wipe down the area that you are going to be burying your face into. before you get into position run your hand slowly and gently down her back and along the ass to let her know that you are there for good reasons so you don't get kicked. Then grab the tail and raise gently. She will get the hint and raise it her self. Then you put your lips against her pulsating clitoris. Sucking on it as it winks. rubbing your nose into the vaginal opening. keep yout eyes at the same level as the lower half of her anal ring. This allows best access to the vital orgasm producing areas as well as giving you the perfect viewing angle of her ass hole. This way when she starts to orgasm, some mares tent to shit.
This lets you know to get out of the way whe the ponut starts to press outward and open.

>you will never have a family >implying that bothers degenerates like you

how's your AIDS treatment going, fag?

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this tbh

there's a reason cucks 'cleaning up' is a thing

If that were a problem, I couldn't kiss women either.

yeah, it's not like they suck down loads with that orifice either
it's not your dick, but other dicks that ruin it for you

Lick the clit up and down rigorously with the tip of your tongue.

Tastes like fish

I've seen gaia users act less cringy.

You just admitted you'd rather suck a dick than lick a pussy, and you're trying to complain of degeneracy.

shut the fuck up no i won't

where did i say i'm gay? is your monitor brightness low again?

but since you're a degenerate cocksucker, you'd gladly do

i've seen fur affinity users less degenerate.

Nyeerrrkk

If you enjoy having a mouthful of slightly metallic tasting, bacteria filled mucous, then you'll enjoy eating pussy.

Romans knew whats up.

Does anyone else not want to eat pussy?

I wouldn't mind giving it a kiss, but actually eating it out? I have no real desire to do that. It feels submissive and I don't like that.

what? you don't want to scoop out oozing cunt mucous full of bacteria, viruses and likely trace amounts of another man's cum with your tongue, user? are you gay??

thanks user

I am not sure if you just made me more straight or more gay, but I'll take it.

Why did you eat a fire ant? Did someone tell you they taste like pussy?

Just pretend the clit is like a little penis head and the lips are like a penis ball sack and the G spot just inside and upward is like a prostate gland.

and don't forget to finger and lick her feminist asshole, cuck

Mopani worms. It tastes like Mopani worms

Cuck doesn't mean knowing how to pleasure a woman. Part of being a cuck means you can't pleasure a woman. You should read some tips up above.

no dumbass. cuckoldry is a sexual fetish where a man wants other men to fuck his wife while he watches "helplessly" in "humiliation"

Because he can't please his woman he has another man pleasure her.

IT'S WHEN A HUMUNGUOUSLY TREMENDOUS FAGGOT GETS OFF TO BEING CHEATED ON DON'T TRY TO UNDERSTAND THE DEEP IMPLICATIONS OF CUCKOLDRY BECAUSE THERE AREN'T ANY YOU CUCKS

There is no licking involved. You can eat pussy and lick it as an act of foreplay but when you get down to business and want to make the girl cum hard you find the clit and suck on it, as you are sucking on it hard then you use your tongue back and forth as part of the sucking action. Think of a baby nursing on a nipple. It took me years to learn this and when I was young I used to lick or use theat fast tongue wiggle action we see so often displayed but it was less than effective and in the end I felt like my tongue was cramped and going to fall off. Get in there and suck that clit hard like a baby nursing on a nipple.

I learned this after inviting another girl who never ate pussy before (and really really really wanted to) have a go at my girlfriend. What I also learned then was a girl can cum like 10-15 times, and they never tire of cumming. This girl was so repressed in her desire to eat pussy she went down on my girlfriend for more than an hour. I wished I had known this in high school. Girls are not like guys, cumming only once means it was bad for them, make them cum 10 times and they will keep cumming back for more, and tell all of their others girlfriends what an expert pussy eater you are. When you can make their legs have muscle spasms that turn into cramps you've become an expert.

he pleases the woman by being a cuck

Rimming another dude is infinitely gayer

Eating ass in general is hot doe

you're the one we're laughing at