This is a boat

This is a boat

I'd drop anchor on her if you know what I mean

Hmm?

I'd fuck her

SAIL ON! SAIL ON!

...

i should buy a boat

I'd raise my mizzen mast aboard that ship, happily.

I want a sailboat with one of those comfy cabins.

i want that girl

abandon ship! i don't want to mastermate to lolis

You just hurt those lolis feelings

We all want to be Master Baites, and Seamen Staines, don't we?

i want my little girl back

people in this thread are calling her a boat. do you not realize how sensitive girls are about their weight?

Capt'n Pugwash was always getting Master Baites to scrub the poop deck with Seaman Staines, remember?

people in this thread are calling her a boat

A boatload, maybe

Oops, didn't greentext.

don't forget about Roger the cabin boy! Roger always got the hard deal from all the other men on deck

I'm getting a nautical interest I am

mast is up?

Full speed ahead

Time to shovel some more coal into her boiler, sir?