Im a good looking man

BLACK LIVERS MATTRESS

I had the word "mattress" in my head just before you typed it out. Interesting. Otherwise, your post is shit.

matrix is fucking up.

stay where you are. a technician will be there shortly.

If the 2nd one is a truth, im gonna need a greentext of it

Interesting…

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Your favorite color is black.

You're a very unattractive female.
No men went cervix deep because you're to ugly to fuck, is that it?

truth
lie(This one sure was hard)
You were just trying to cope(TRUTH)

2 truths? I need to take a bath..

Shower*

Am I supposed to tell it now or do I wait until more people try.

op is a faggot
im faggot too
all three are truth

Yes, that's exactly it. I was at a playground and I was waving my hand for him to fuck me but my deformed face must've scared him off. Grabbed some other lucky princess. Oh and my favorite color is blue.

True
Lie
Lie

You are only allowed to tell one truth, and the two last ones imply that a least an other one is truth, therefore they can only be lies.

Show us your repulsive tits or gtfo Quasimodo.

The second one is a lie
The first one is a lie
Both of them are lie.

You think you're fucking clever

You can't just break the quantum-space-time-continuum like that

My mom says my tits are beautiful.

She was lying to you, you ugly bitch. The man who didn't fuck you recorded a live encounter and uploaded it to Youtube.

I wish there was a girl like that in my class, so she would have been bullied instead of me.

Prove it, if you're not a liar!

what if if im actually op

Same thing

it probably hurts to live

Hurts to fuck

My penis would strangle itself to death ting a knot with it self.

Probably gas teeth in the vagina.

Someone, shop the head on a naked body

K but shop a timestamp so it look real.

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I'd pity dick her, tbh. Poor thing.

Lies.
Lies.
Truth.

Still a big asshole

That'll cheer her up and all but you got better things to do, user

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Couldn't she get reconstructive(or I suppose just constructive) surgery to look normal?

The jews did 9/11
I love jews
The jews did nothing wrong.

easy:
true
lie
lie.

a=a
a=b
a=/=b

oh shit i thought two truths one lie, not the other way around. that comment is incorrect.

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You're a monster.

2 is a lie

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-i convinced my stalker (female) that i would date her if she fucked her dog.

-i dated a 12 yo and liked her sweet lolly pussy.

-i'm Moot

Where do you live? What's your number? I want to talk to your fucking parents.

I'm not a virgin.
I once finger-banged a nine year old.
My house is worth $20 million.

I like you.

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*back of their mother's car

nigger

Close user. I'm of the sand variety

algerian

mudslimes stealing all our lolis as always
we've got a drone strike with your name on it

FTFY.

Stay mad, kafir.

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