Just walked in on my 9yo daughter giving the family dog a blowjob

Just walked in on my 9yo daughter giving the family dog a blowjob.

What should I do, Holla Forums?

Take the dog's place

hahahah oh god lol
She's destined to be a whore. Isn't being a father awesome :^)

demonstrate the proper technique

pics or it didn't happen

join her

Beat your daughter, for Christ's sake.

Send her to her room
Inform your wife what you discovered
Tell her that you are going to punish your daughter
Go to your daughter's room
Sit down on the bed and instruct her to stand in front of you
Tell her that you are appalled by her behavior, that she ought to know what she did was unacceptable (which there's no doubt she'd know) and that she is going to be punished.
Tell her that if she is uncooperative her punishment will be extended and if she doesn't heed the warning, she'll receive the same at bedtime.
Instruct her to keep her hands on her head, then lower her pants and panties. If she resists or moves her hands, slap her legs and remind her what you said would happen if she didn't cooperate.
Sit comfortably on her bed, then put her across your lap so her legs can be pinned by yours if she kicks too much.
Remind her that you are doing this because you love her and you don't want her to repeat this behavior ever again.
Begin spanking her starting from the left cheek, alternating with the right and across her crack. Slow at first but as the spanking goes on, increase the speed a little and the force also.
You want to cover her bottom with smacks, while also the top of her legs where it meets her cheeks, her sit spot.
She'll no doubt cry, struggle and squirm, as is natural. If you need to, lock her legs. If she is kicking and still won't take her punishment reasonably, give her that warning.
You will know when she is truly sorry for her actions, rather than just upset at being punished and trying to end it.
Once her butt is well 'tanned', warm and she has been properly punished, keep her over your lap as she is while you gently tell her what is expected; and that if she misbehaves again, she will be spanked with the wooden spoon.
Have her go the corner straight as soon as you've finished your lecture, as she is, hands on head and tell her to think about what she's learned today.
Any rubbing, moving her hands off the position or leaving the corner, fidgeting or otherwise acting up should be met with a firm slap to each cheek.
After corner time, have her stay in her bedroom alone for a short time. She can gather herself and minutes later you can return to reaffirm you love her and all is forgiven.

great, now I'm hard.

Parenting is a hard job, user. Spanking your son or daughter is especially hard; but you do it in their best interest, so they become better people. Ultimately, them becoming functioning adults is worth roasting their rump now and again.