ITT brainstorm icebreakers to talk to chicks

ITT brainstorm icebreakers to talk to chicks

hey im in my 20s and still live with my parents and masturbate multiple times a day.
lets get coffee

" Hey, I'm user. You have really pretty shoes, would you like to hang out and see my massive collection of anime girls and piss? "
works every time

Hi I'm a CCGS Louis S. St-Laurent, lets fuck.

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I drive.

gas the kikes, race war now

I have cocaine …..this line always works

Hello there, woman that I find physically attractive. My room looks like a landfill and smells like a gym bag. I also live at my mother's house. How about going on a date with me?

This guy gets it.
Basically just offer some drugs, works on all types of girls.

until they take your drugs and leave you sober and still alone

just say you voted trump

"Hi, I'm user. Do you ever shitpost on sketchy chan websites? Because boy, I do!"

Damn girl let's fuck.

My love of women is only surpassed by my respect for them as the physically and intellectually superior sex.

lol

I smelly you bumhole?

"May I fluff your pate?"

Seriously, just tell her she's cute. She knew whether she'd be willing to fuck you before you even noticed her. Just get the bullshit out of the way and you'll get your answer immediately.

hello

Etoooooooo, h-how are you three dimensional?

u menya 17 cm, a u tyebe?

haha I get it

"You've got nice tits. Wanna drink vodka with me?"
Surprisingly, it has worked for me.

"Hello. Can I eat your ass?" has worked for me as well, unbelievably.

"Can I toy your ass?" has worked for me.

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"Can I toy my ass?" has worked for me.

This has worked for me before.

"you look like a worthless attention whore"

that's my go-to

Hows' virginity for you, user?

"yeah eh Hillary Clinton should have been president. Like fuck those Russian hackers amirite"

I fuck you now with my cock, yes?

Same grill?

This got a chuckle out of me.

here's a good one, but it only works if you deliver it with a completely straight face:

If that happens to you, then you are doing it wrong.

This tbh

What's you favourite Swans album?

What is this insanity OP?

What are you, gay? I bet you actually go outside you faggot

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how are you supposed to do it right then?

You hide your stash, retard.

cyka blyat

Ask em if they went to the protest.

OP here
Tits or gtfo faggot

Have a British accent

Talk to them in fluent Hebrew.

S E S S L E R

Approach the lady confidently and remark: "Excuse me Miss, do you have a pen?"
if she replies with yes, respond with.
"Well you better run back before the farmer notices you're gone!".

Another slapper is you go to a bar and buy the chick a drink. Hand it to her and say "Happy Birthday!" to which she will respond with "b…b…but it's not my birthday?" and then you say… "WELL STOP EATING SO MUCH CAKE THEN YOU FAT BITCH!".

hi gurl
chad here, want sum fuk?

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So this is why Holla Forums is shit now.

kek HP lovecraft

It took me the longest time to figure out what you meant by "brainstorm icebreakers".
I don't know why, but it did.

hue

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lose my sides everytime i see it

You're supposed to stick your penis in them while they're too high to remember it after.

No, you noob, that you can do also with just alcohol and it would be rape, and totally unsatisfactory and lame. Learn to drugs.

That's why you assrape. You're the noob.

Being edgy won't take back what daddy did.

pic related number 2, altho im guessing it isnt original

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