Holla Forums choose 1 way to lose your virginity:

Holla Forums choose 1 way to lose your virginity:

so basically you're a faggot looking for validation for the gay shit you are planning to do?

no, I am just very inexperienced and a social reclusive

I never went to a disco, bar or other such establishments. I never asked a girl out or flirted with one. I am quite depressive and I hate myself.

Now I am taking steps to improve that. Idk I always tell myself that once I am ripped and lost bodyfat I would totally go out of my shell and start talking to people.

Yes porn + masturbation + lack of social warmth turned me probably somewhat degenerate. I have kinda bicurious feelings that are motivated by hornyness and a feeling for "homoromantic" close friendships to other guys.

I want to have sex god damnit. I feel like it would fuck me up mentally if I wait any longer.
But I am also hesistant about going through with fucking some guy, whether or not he is crossdressing because it could do that too.

I am completly against sucking dick myself or bottoming, so I am not inherently gay.

Anyway, what do you think.

Look, faggot, you have to force yourself to socialize even if you don't want to and you are a slob.
Yes, you will have bad experiences. You will be awkward and people will notice and they will pick on you for your shortcoming.
But this will all be a learning experience. You will learn how to gravitate the cutthroat social world.
A skill necessary if one is to succeed in life. Ignore the shut-in faggots on here. They think they are intelligent in their closed room with their keyboard. Put them around people and watch them crumble.

how often do normies have sex though?
do you really think I can ever become chad-tier?

and even if I change so drastically in 5 years, I am already 28

I want to do something with my youth. Oh and one thing, I want to fuck some cute boy. The only thing I am torn about if I really want to lose my virgnity to one. I doubt that getting with a girl is ever going to get rid of my slight bicuriousity. (which I don't think is actually that, but whatever)

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Go to an adult bookstore. Got to the back part where you can watch the pornos. Find a booth with a hole in the wall. Stick your cock in the hole. Your dick will be milked and worshipped

I am close to your age.
I got a job after being NEET and my confidence is already up. It sucks that you don't learn this stuff at a younger age but it is better that you learn it now and master it by 33 than you learn it at 45 and master it at 50. 50 year olds still pull chicks but most don't, I think.
I am not gay so I don't know about the cute boy shit but homos are the most promiscuous so it shouldn't be hard to get one.

hypocritical faggot


I can't do that.

I want my first time to be something special. It has to be either a girl or some cute boy who also is my friend and more than just a random fuck.

Also I would never stick my dick in a gloryhole, if there is the slightest chance some old ugly dude is on the other side. That would be completly disgusting, I feel sick just thinking about that. I would rather not have sex the entire year.

So you think I should use some of the gay opportunities?


The only thing is that if I really am going to lose my virginity to a guy (read: I fuck him, not the other way around, just so we are all clear). I want him to be at least my friend. I don't want it to be a random hookup.

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I don't know, even if I was Chad and could have lots of girls, some male lover would be nice.

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If you never had a daddy suck you off then you haven't lived. Also they know how to move that ass on your dick. 10/10

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thanks for that user

I feel like I have to puke, that is properly disgusting

Learn to accept and learn from failure, this is one of the most important skills in life and can't be stressed enough. Go to a town far from where you live and practice on the girls there, thus you won't have to worry about meeting these people ever again. You're free from repercussions.

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Yet you think sticking your penis in a man's anus would be a healthy way to lose your virginity? Kill yourself faggot.

boys experimented with each other since forever

doesn't rubbing your penis between the thighs get called "ivy league style"? because you can guess where it came from

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Why do you think these secrete societies are soooo secret sweetie