Worst thing you've ever done

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Can you describe what you mean by worst?

worst thing ever.

jerking off after eating cereals

Jerking off in an airplane lavatory.

I think I took too long and people knew.

That would horrify vehement anti-masturbation and pro-circumcision loon Kellogg.

Oh they knew.

I've thrown jars of my urine through the windows of homes.

I answered honestly in a datamine thread.

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Dumped a girl that loved me to death, completely out of the blue and broke her heart. I still feel guilty about it 6 months later.

beat up my best friend and jumped on his head when i was a kid, for no reason

Did you feel guilty after?

Chances are she'll do the same to some guy.

I'm a horrible person, Holla Forums.

Also one time I stole a candy bar from a store, shit was intense.

If you were my boy, I'd have tanned your behind with it.

I am your father, and I am ashamed of you.

Sorry guy, it was a Mars bar so if you hit me hard enough with it to deform me you could call me a Martian.


Anything but the electrical chord.

Maybe I'd eat the Mars bar then take the wooden spoon to your bare ass.

Reported to FBI, enjoy getting raped in prison you sociopath.

I worked hard for that Mars bar, dude.

I downloaded a torrent once… and didn't seed it!

I would eat the Mars Bar sticking out of your bare naked asshole, then belt you!

In second grade I stole this mexican kid's crayons. His family was too poor to buy him any more so he didn't have any crayons for the rest of the year.

It still haunts me to this day.

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You need to build a wall against your feelings, user.

You could have asked for one, but you chose the wrong path.


You deserved a reward. I'd buy you something special, if I could stop laughing from the thought of that stupid mexcrement being without crayons.

5 years ago, I made my little sister watch child porn with me

No way

i was 15
she was 12
she was sick and it was summer so our parents had me watch over her while they all went to work because they were scared she was at risk for a fever and might pass out

The first two hours went by normally. I gave her medicine, cooked her soup, cleaned the house. Then, I suddenly came to realize she was a girl and I had 8 more hours alone with her. I first started massaging her feet, then her legs, then rubbed her butt over her clothes a few times. She tried to shake my hand off but didnt really get angry so I took that as she wanted the D.

I quickly removed her blanket, got on top ofher, and proceeded to fondle her breasts while she screamed at me to go away. At one point I tried to remove her shorts but she had a vice grip around her legs and I was extremely horny that I stopped and went to the bathroom to jerk off as I, for some reason, was fine with molesting her but not fine showing her my dick.

When I came back she locked me out of the room and said she was going to tell her parents. I pleaded that I was sorry and it was a mistake and I thought she would like me touching her breasts. She eventually unlocked the door and I quickly kicked it all the way open and jumped on her and proceeded to strip all her clothes off. She still had a vice grip trying to keep ger clothes on but before I didnt want to hurt her and was semi-playing. This time I used my full strength and pulled her arms away and legs open and took everything off.

I then spent the next 7 hours molesting and touching and licking her body as I pleased. She cried, wailed, and sobbed for the first 2 hours. In time she stopped cryng because she couldnt produce anymore tears but she would very soflt keep saying

Until she even stopped talking and trying to stop me. I went to the bathroom multiple times to jerk off or get something to drink. Heck, I even talked to the mailman when he came to deliver the mail. After those 2 hours her body went limp and from then on she. just laid there in silence as I did what I wanted. She avoided eye contact at all costs as single tears would fall down her cheeks from time to time.

i tried to destroy the universe because the ghost of r ron hubbard wouldn't send me a qt christian nazi gf

and apparentry became part asian as a result

wtf i hate poetic justice now

What did she look like?

After 10 hours the phone rang to my surprise. Time flew by as I was touching her. It was my Mom asked what I wanted for dinner. I said my order. Then they wanted me to put her on the phone. I panicked and said she was taking a shower. She said okay she would order for her


I then quickly ran into the room and begged and pleaded and almost cried that she NEEDED to get up, take a shower, and put her clothes on but most importantly TO NOT TELL ANYBODY THIS HAPPENED!!!

In the span of 20 minutes i convinced her that I did this all because I loved her and didnt understand how to show my love (which was true), she took a shower, dressed, went to the kitchen, took her medicine…

…..and that is when, I dont know why, I put my hands under her shirt (which was a very loose pajama top which got me horny because it displayed her cleavage quite well) and felt her freshly washed tits one last time. I knew she was completely in shock pnce I did that.

Then the door opened, I quickly pulled my hands out and fixed her shirt, and helped our parents bring in dinner.

As we were all eating she didnt eat and looked down at the ground. Had a thousand yard stare the whole time. I knew she was lost but I just needed her to shut her mouth until I died or we both died. Whichever came first

Her mom asked her if something was wrong to which she looked at me and had watery eyes. I thought I was fucked but I mouthed "I love you" to her and she looked back down at theground and said shehas a huge headache from probably being sick so she was going to bed early. Her mom said okay and she went to bed and the rest of us ate dinner and saw a movie.

The whole evening her parents praised me for being such a good boy and taking good care of her.

15 years have passed and nothing happened. She has never told anybody what I did. In hindsight, if I knew she would keep our secret, I probably would have had sex with her.

We have since seen each other a few times but it gets very awkward around each other so we dont talk much if at all. In my early 20s I did elude to "that" night one time to which she said she likes to keep things private but didnt specify what I was talking about. Said she only knows. To which I rejoiced because I had thought for years she was going to report me.

But now the limitations are up Im pretty sure so even if she told anyone I wont get in any legal trouble. Plus, our family loves me more so I dont think anybody would believe her. She turned into a big whore and single mother later in life

I drugged and raped her on prom night

big round breasts for a 12yo
perky nipples. big nipple patches

olive tanned skin
dark brunette hair
5 foot tall
thin but her figure had curves so you could easily tell just by looking at her ahe was turning into a woman

very gorgeous feet
green eyes
long legs
She was easily an 8/10 only negatives is she had hairy arms (early puberty i guess did this), and a very hairy bush

I thought because she was 12 she would be bare with no hair which is what i wanted. i was so disappointed. A very hairy girl indeed

I call my cat a nigger all the time.

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The swarthy ones develop hair earlier and as it's darker, is more noticeable. I've known girls who already had pubic hair at 8.

Is that the Biblical 'knowing'?

No, as in acquainted with.

when was 16 fucked my friend 15y old gf while he was sleeping next room continue bang for year and a half no one knew
kinda feeling really bad for doing it to him but then later on in life i found out he is not such a good friend after all