Tfw no gf

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What's an easy, effective, painless method to kill yourself?

You want to know what's a bigger pain in the ass than life? Death.

Let me introduce you to one of my favorite boards

>>>/suicide/
Pick your poison, they are all well informed, well the ones that are still alive.

I doubt it.

What about death by heart attack? Could I just start incorporating bacon into my diet and avoid being in a situation where I would be found and taken to the hospital?

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*suicide by self induced heart attack

Seems like too much effort and would most likely leave you with other more complications than a simple heart attack, I think fat induced heart attck would work well for obese people but even that would require a few days binge on fat foods. You have better luck overdosing on heroin or meth.

>tfw no husband

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SHE HAD TO GO BACK

Honestly don't see why I should be bothered.