What is your excuse of not having fidget spinner yet user?

what is your excuse of not having fidget spinner yet user?

cuz i have 2 fidge spins

very good user

Because the fad already died.

because i work a physical and tedious job that leaves my body and mind fatigued.

What is a fidget spinner? I keep hearing so much about them.

plastic thing. spins. makes money for people who produce plastic things that spin. basically a yoyo but for people who failed to master a yoyo's steep learning curve.

I don't have autism and I hate trending fashions.

t. classy gentleman

I'm too lazy.

I've T R A N S C E N D E D

Everytime I look online, I see stuff and I say, 'man, I'd have to wait at least two days to get that, I could just go to the corner store if I really wanted one'. Then everytime I'm at the corner store, I see them and say 'Man, they're selling them for 6 dollars, I could go online and get one for 2 bucks.'

2 bucks versions have worse ball bearings

It's because it's a toy for stupid niggers and liberals.

I'm into traps not under 13 year old women, I don't need to attract tweens.

I feel like I am disconnected with the rest of the world. I woke up one morning and these retarded toys were being sold all over my local grocery stores and gas stations. Go to youtube, and in my recommendations was some dumbfuck spinning one for ten hours. My local new channel played with one of these for ten minutes in a segment.

I don't understand humanity anymore.

The only way to understand it is to embrace it. Let yourself be silly sometimes … everything does not have to make sense. Do not let the child in you die.

I use it on my girls clit

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I'll suffocate it with a pillow as soon as it starts liking stupid shit like fidget spinners and segways.

Fuck you

It's Jewish

>Implying user doesn't have a lovely Girlfriend with a very elongated clitorus and not vaginal opening Aka A feminine penis

Dayum

Just another fad to distract you from the truth.

waste of money

I play with one while I bottom for my bud. Takes my mind off the pain of getting buttfucked

i hope you get a kidney disease.

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I bought one so we can spin together with my gf.

Because I don't like anal sex.

You can say that only if you've tried both as giver and receiver.

I stole one from Kroger. It's super boring.

Reminder that the fidget spinner was a toy invented for autistics. If you actually like playing with them, then I've got some bad news for you…

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The fad died 2 weeks ago

Proof

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I still don't have autism.

Hotwheels' benis is my excuse

i dont like fagget spinners.

because i prefer my fidget stick.

Because I'm not a faggot

I'm right there with you. What in the fuck happened?


This too.

Where's the fidget spinner/fedora/katana combo?

Being created I'm sure.

I wouldn't mind to fidget with that.

You sir look like you are in the market for a fidget spinner buttplug.

Oh shit I forgot to link this post:

kek he just needs a couple of bearings

I lost my fingers fingering an aligator, and I type with my nose.

Because I'm straight.