What is your excuse of not having fidget spinner yet user?

Dominic Johnson
Dominic Johnson

what is your excuse of not having fidget spinner yet user?

Ryder Lee
Ryder Lee

cuz i have 2 fidge spins

Nolan Russell
Nolan Russell

very good user

Brayden Ward
Brayden Ward

Because the fad already died.

Daniel Carter
Daniel Carter

because i work a physical and tedious job that leaves my body and mind fatigued.

Jackson Perez
Jackson Perez

What is a fidget spinner? I keep hearing so much about them.

Leo Perez
Leo Perez

plastic thing. spins. makes money for people who produce plastic things that spin. basically a yoyo but for people who failed to master a yoyo's steep learning curve.

Jordan Gray
Jordan Gray

I don't have autism and I hate trending fashions.

Christian Nelson
Christian Nelson

I hate trending fashions
t. classy gentleman

Levi Stewart
Levi Stewart

I'm too lazy.

Nathaniel Roberts
Nathaniel Roberts

I've T R A N S C E N D E D

William Brooks
William Brooks

Everytime I look online, I see stuff and I say, 'man, I'd have to wait at least two days to get that, I could just go to the corner store if I really wanted one'. Then everytime I'm at the corner store, I see them and say 'Man, they're selling them for 6 dollars, I could go online and get one for 2 bucks.'

Levi Brooks
Levi Brooks

2 bucks versions have worse ball bearings

Henry Watson
Henry Watson

It's because it's a toy for stupid niggers and liberals.
s-see look guys muh rims r spinin'

Ayden Brown
Ayden Brown

I'm into traps not under 13 year old women, I don't need to attract tweens.

Hudson Powell
Hudson Powell

I feel like I am disconnected with the rest of the world. I woke up one morning and these retarded toys were being sold all over my local grocery stores and gas stations. Go to youtube, and in my recommendations was some dumbfuck spinning one for ten hours. My local new channel played with one of these for ten minutes in a segment.

I don't understand humanity anymore.

Dominic Perez
Dominic Perez

The only way to understand it is to embrace it. Let yourself be silly sometimes … everything does not have to make sense. Do not let the child in you die.

Hudson Wood
Hudson Wood

I use it on my girls clit

Jonathan Fisher
Jonathan Fisher

Shit that never happened

Isaiah Diaz
Isaiah Diaz

I'll suffocate it with a pillow as soon as it starts liking stupid shit like fidget spinners and segways.

Gabriel Rogers
Gabriel Rogers

Fuck you

Parker Reyes
Parker Reyes

It's Jewish

William Ross
William Ross

Implying user doesn't have a lovely Girlfriend with a very elongated clitorus and not vaginal opening Aka A feminine penis

Anthony Wilson
Anthony Wilson

Dayum

Jace Garcia
Jace Garcia

wanting the spinning jew
Just another fad to distract you from the truth.

Connor Jones
Connor Jones

waste of money

Gabriel Reed
Gabriel Reed

I play with one while I bottom for my bud. Takes my mind off the pain of getting buttfucked

Eli Barnes
Eli Barnes

i hope you get a kidney disease.

Ryan Diaz
Ryan Diaz

having fidget spinner

James Moore
James Moore

I bought one so we can spin together with my gf.

Nathaniel Stewart
Nathaniel Stewart

Because I don't like anal sex.

Elijah Watson
Elijah Watson

You can say that only if you've tried both as giver and receiver.

Dominic Scott
Dominic Scott

I stole one from Kroger. It's super boring.

Jace Jackson
Jace Jackson

Reminder that the fidget spinner was a toy invented for autistics. If you actually like playing with them, then I've got some bad news for you…

Jeremiah Nguyen
Jeremiah Nguyen

this is actually a thing

Bentley King
Bentley King

The fad died 2 weeks ago

Caleb Richardson
Caleb Richardson

Proof

Dominic Nelson
Dominic Nelson

I still don't have autism.

Hudson Hernandez
Hudson Hernandez

Hotwheels' benis is my excuse

Brody Brooks
Brody Brooks

i dont like fagget spinners.

Charles Sanders
Charles Sanders

because i prefer my fidget stick.

Michael Stewart
Michael Stewart

Because I'm not a faggot

Colton Roberts
Colton Roberts

I'm right there with you. What in the fuck happened?

This too.

Owen Morgan
Owen Morgan

Where's the fidget spinner/fedora/katana combo?

Hunter Sullivan
Hunter Sullivan

Being created I'm sure.

Jordan Brown
Jordan Brown

I wouldn't mind to fidget with that.

Xavier Rogers
Xavier Rogers

You sir look like you are in the market for a fidget spinner buttplug.

Luis Ross
Luis Ross

Oh shit I forgot to link this post:

Caleb Morris
Caleb Morris

kek he just needs a couple of bearings

Daniel Hall
Daniel Hall

I lost my fingers fingering an aligator, and I type with my nose.

Michael Parker
Michael Parker

Because I'm straight.

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