My therapist says I should hang out with my mom since I have no other friends...

My therapist says I should hang out with my mom since I have no other friends. But I hate hanging out with my mom because a) everything she says is retarded and b) nothing makes a lonely grown man feel even more isolated than being confined to chill with his moms.

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tell your (((therapist))) to go eat a pig's dick. moms are the fucking worst.

Why do you go to a therapist you retard? You are already lost. Get a job or go to college and the whole friends thing just kinda happens.

GTFO

You're welcome to stay here on the condition that you aren't a normalfag. Normalfags have to leave. No therapy, no mom, no friends… ==Final== ==Destination.==

what you want friends for anyway? they just constantly bother you to do things with them, or just whine about stupid shit on whatsapp

nice redtext there, fellow oldfag

You see where I'm going with this? If he's telling you to do stupid shit don't listen to him, matter of fact stop going to that or any therapist.
Being by yourself with your own thoughts is good enough for me personally. Friends are for fags.

This is how its done, niggers

I'll hang out with your mom, kid. Hell, stick around and you may learn a few things.

But your therapist only said that because you told her you were feeling alone.

Or it was because you had suicidal thoughts?

No she thinks I should at least socialize with my mom since I don't have any other contacts.

So instead of your therapist giving you ideas on clubs and social activities which would land you irl friends, she tells you to stay with your mom? Try somebody else. Somebody who isn't a whore.

the trips have spoken

It happened to me, fucking whore, now i dont have a single penny for a prostitute or a therapist. OP just loork for hikimoris like you, pro tip, dont get womyn at the first time, they will come without being called, buy a decent phone, get decent clothes, get a job or just use a granny as an onahole like most autistics are doing right now, remember, they have daughters and they are dtf in degenerate family (chads already did worse things to them) if you are lucky you will get a virgin pussy and great meals everyday. Just a tip, dont be a fucking nigger, dont beat (face) or cheat ever, if the family is growing just post your experiences, with pics if you can, here, for every 30 years old virgin there are a ton of 50s that cant control their hormonal problems.

wat

You might need to make her your girlfriend as well. The family name isn't going carry on by itself

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get some friends then.

Okay but that is what the family is for so why do you need the therapist to tell you? Anyway, just go to the lake and paint the picture of the lake.

realize what you do that makes people don't wanna hangout with you.
stop pushing people away.
start welcomming them by behaving nicely.
if you can't behave nicely, just pretent ;)

rent a hooker

I will put off my antidepressants now because I dont want to poison my body anymore. Wish me luck and that I wont kill myself.

Tell your therapist that you will agree to do this on one condition. That your therapist has to hang out with her for a week first. If your therapist is unwillling to do it, why should you be willing to do it?

FWIW, I would love hanging out wiht my mom, but I can't fucking keep up with her. She is always driving around the country with her friends in her convertible BMW going to resorts and casinos and seeing really cool shit. She is never home, she is always doing something. And she is smart and fun to talk to as well. (Oh, and she is 87 years old, btw.) So don't write off people just because they are old. Lots of old people are really fucking awesome. You just have to stay away from the ones who aren't moving, and try keeping up with the ones who are.
If I was you OP, I would get a couple hundred bucks, go to a casino and try making friends with some of the older people you meet there. Not the ones planted in front of a machine for hours, but the ones moving from game to game. Maybe you won't build friendships, but at the very least you won't be getting advice as shitty as you are getting from our therapist, and it will cost you a helluva lot less money.

*your*

Mom???
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Yheah I hate my mom as well!

Start watching porn with your mom. That will help. Maybe she will suck you cock 😉

i'll let you in on a "secret"

he's telling you to hang out with your mom to make you think about it. not to actually do it. he wants you to have a realization on what you actually want instead so you become active in going for it.
are you by any chance autistic and he just fucked up forgetting that you'll just take anything literally?

user is spot-on. As someone who has finished one semester of college doing Phsychology 101, i know for a fact that creating our own dream begins when you left your mother's womb. Anything other than that is simply a stepping-back into the birthing process.

Be grateful you have a mom you fucking faggot. You hate hanging out with your mom because you're too much of a pussy to go out there and make some real friends. Why not learn from her since she's probably got more balls than you do. Enjoy your life with her and be grateful for everything she's done for you. You know how fucking lonely life is if she would pass? You're a fucking pussy for bitching about it on Holla Forums. Take your mom to a fucking bar and treat her like your mother with respect and dignity. You might even meet girls because they'll judge you on the way you treat your mother. Fuck what people think. Fuck what other people think. It's about you and only you can change your life. Man the fuck up user. I'm sorry for calling you a pussy but it sounds like you need tough love and i'm giving that to you in the form of some advice. This is why a father figure is needed in all childrens' lives. And if you do have a father, spend more time with him and learn. Stop being a faggot and fuck the therapist jew who is coining you by listening to bullshit first world problems which probably don't even matter to most people. LET GO OF YOUR HANGUPS and understand that you are so fortunate, you don't even realise it. I have lots of love for you user… But you need to grow up now. And we're here for you… but take this advice.

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Go find real friends or your life will be forever shit.

Wow, what a failure of a therapist who doesn't even know about covert incest. In a sane world, you would kill them both (definitely kill your whore mother) then go run off into the woods naked with the older men of the tribe for manhood initiation. It will be hard, and the boy must die, but if you survive you will enter the world of men.

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