Tfw you will never be forced to crossdress by cute jap schoolgirls

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Good, I'm not feminine at all I look like a fucking bigfoot

do they have feminine dicks to fuck me with after i put on a skirt with no panties?

no but your mom will

That is not how you spell "cartoons", OP.

Why live. Why fucking live.

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ITT I come to realize that I, a straight man, unironically desire to get gang-raped by a room full of traps, at the same time.

anime girls are swedish
also penises are scary, girls with no vulva but two buttholes are where it's at

Stop being gay

Start being gay

Holla Forums was a lot better back then.

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I wouldn't call that entirely straight tbh

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Source on the '25% straight' pic

The fact that the chart thinks furfaggotry can even be 50% straight makes it trash.

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Why OP?

Forced feminization is my fetish. You lucky bastard I could only dream of being humiliated by my oneesan and her friends.

did they laugh at your penis?

My two kid sisters are always trying get me to let them do my makeup. Are these insidious lolis grooming me for a future of forced feminization?

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im ready to die

kek'd

No but they used to change my diapers when I was baby so suppose they've seen it all before.

user I don't think anybody would be very enthusiastic about that

Maybe if you put on a wig

ids a sekrit

I'm 5'5" 115lb and have really feminine features though.

Prove it

DO NOT DEFILE ZAKUS WITH YOUR GAYNESS
Also you're not straight if you want dick in the ass

transexuality is wrong and supports drug dealing body modifications , which get annoying and piss of both genders to do stupid retarded crap that can start atheism from frustrations involving ignoring the obvious , that heterosexuality is better than biological wrong , .

We're not talking about transexuals though

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WRONG

All you get to do all day is fuck author inserts. Is that really what you want?

drugs are bad , .

We're not talking about drugs though