Cartoon Network has put out some new pilots on their YouTube channel this week...

I don't think anywhere is doing as well as they'd like to be recently. I imagine all the agenda pushing and lack of quality is hitting most entertainment producers in the wallet pretty hard.

But seriously this is probably the least terrible pilot I've seen so far.

Meh, reciclyng ideas like this is nothing new. Remember Samurai Jack?

An episode was Symbionic Titan years before that.

The same goes with a lot of writers.

I for one dig it.

FTFY

What is up with people in this generation and corgis?

they are funny because they look like actual dogs with mini legs, they are like manlets.

It may not be the best thing CN has come up with, but it's leagues above all of the tumblr-tier shit that's plagued the network for far too long.

Corgis are great, but like all great things, Tumblr actively tries to ruin them.

None of those things you greentexted are true and it is most definitely tumblr-tier.

I agree.

They can't even draw proper circles for the glasses ffs. And lolsorandumbXD toilet humor.

Let me retain some hope anons! I want CN to be good!

A chick and two spicks as main character

More pandering SJW garbage
KILL IT WITH FIRE

That's really what it feels like though. Neither of these shows feel genuine in the slightest.

Holy shit, you just blew my mind. I never made that connection.

I still got some hope for the infinity train though.

unless they retool it into the protagonist being a fit white straight male, there is no hope

Yawn, so boring.

Meh, I'd watch it, but I wont like it

it's shit

W-what
Are they losing who they are too
Was their independence all for not

SJW cuck detected!

American education, gentlemen…

I'm Spanish living in Latin America you fucktard

I have some shitty pilots of thankfully aborted series for CN.

I will start with this crap. ( I will post some more in later posts)

Here is Twelve forever, also know for staring a tranny witch villain. Im not kidding, really.

This one is like they they made Regular Show, eliminated all the (little) fun it had, made it more tumblresque, and then added a a faggot on it.

Last one of what I have. This is fucking ugly as fuck. Words are hard to describe how shit is this one.

Just watch it (and despair). Not even CN could see anything good on this horseshit.

you mean ATHF lite.

Best one so far… Cute girls.

Boy, those keepers of the maze sure look familiar.

The tranny witch is kinda hot. The autistic little girl too. I want to see this picked up for the porn.

You just know they're going to ruin the artstyle and turn it into another generic CalArts cartoon.

That's from nuBen 10?
I honestly thought it was from that Cupid episode of Gravity Falls where all the hipsters are running away from a burning balloon, screaming "This must be punishment for our terrible taste in everything!"

Same

It's already got the same wackey randum feel so it most definitely would be altered in style completely.

Not bad, shows promise. Too bad it'll get fucked over by execs and creators.

Make Victor into less of a shithead, and give Valentino a bit more of a spine and it'll start being something worth watching.

Oh look, another person with a trap/tranny fetish made a cartoon. At least it's less obvious than She-Zow, but that's not saying much. To be fair, the porn would be god-tier if it were picked up.

Beverly is top-tier fap material, visually. She'd be god-tier if her voice weren't so fucking awful.

Absolute shit. It's like Clarence had sex with Sanjay and Craig while both parties had every single STD, stage four full-body cancer, and did every drug under the Sun before, during, and after said sex.

That about sums up my initial thoughts of each of the pilots posted so far. I might continue if more are posted.

I like it, it can go pretty wekk if they plan all the story from the beggining and don't push it further than that.

"Okay guys we need new ideas for pilots!"

"How about, teenager with a weird sidekick with lots of bright fucking colors and tons of random humor!"

"What else you got?"

"What you mean something original and not a blatant Adventure Time knock off?"

There is no hope for CN, let this channel die already.

Infinity Train is interesing. But of course it would require CN not to fuck it, and to make it plot-based, isntead of your random 11-minute periodic cartoons.. Also the girl need to have boobs

American cartoons are dead. They were nothing but random gags in the past but they were at least entertaining. Now they've become a cesspool of hipsters and SJWs with no talent or creativity. Let it all burn.

Sir, according to our demographics research, we are now most popular with 20 something women who refuse to grow up!
Yes!
So now we are going to completely abandon our old programming and switch to these:
-a nerdy, not too offensively attractive girl being awkward
-a nerdy, not too offensively attractive girl being angry and using very PC language to express her emotions
–a nerdy, not too offensively attractive girl being quirky, like Zoe Deschanell cranked up from 5 to ANNOYING CUNT, ACT LIKE A HUMAN BEING FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE!
-men being useless

Oh, and I forgot to mention, our interns are telling us the internet maymays and reaction videos are a big hit with the youth these days, so we'll try to emulate the style of those yous-toobes with overused soundbites and shit timing!

Who is responsible for this abomination?
No joke, is one of the worst things I've ever seen.

Possibly guys who wanted the Ren & Stimpy/Mega Babies audience

Mega Babies never had an audience. As for the Ren & Stimpy audience, that's me. I loved that shit as a kid, and I hate this.
R&M was well made. Seriously, this Jammers thing is giving me a tumour. This Lizz Hickey person shouldn't be allowed near paper.

I honestly really like this one. It sort of has a RS vibe, only focusing on having answers instead of "shit happens go with it." Although, we all know CN will just drop the ball hard on this.

This one is honestly really boring. The designs are all sort of shit, and the pacing is way too fast.

They gave this person a pilot.

California must burn.

Yes, but not because of that.

I want to puke

Any reason is a reason to burn California.

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But wait! This time, she ISNT a tomboy!

Its original, guys! This is your waifu now.

The people.

Rule 34 when?

...

You missed

You must be gassed.

Only Anime, Manga and JRP characters can be waifus, ask the right people.

God fucking damn it.
This format ruined SU

Could be a cool weed show if it wasn' this new style.

Get the fuck off of my board, recreational drug use is degenerate.

So I did. I'll be honest, I've already seen that one and it was just so boring. I skipped through 90% of it and I didn't even recognize it in this thread. I think that'll sum up how bad it is.

Doesn't Pepper Ann already exist?

You're talking as if CN is to blame for all the shit that happened to Adventure Time. Oh hell no nigga that shit lies fully in the writers and their gigantic egos to make a kid's show into some bullshit college project with "Deep" writing and other poorly executed hipster shit.

Don't fag enable it idiot.

Again with that shit. Listen 9 out of 10 times in recent days it is the creative staff that pozz' a show and not the greedy fatfucks that could give less of a shit as to what happens in the cartoon.

Just to cite some examples:
AT: Everything, absolutely everything.
Regular Show: All that stupid romance crap and pacing issues fall on the writers. CN could give less of a fuck what slut Mordercuck ends up fucking.
Gravity Falls: Small drops of virtue signaling here and there and Dipper cucking out for his sister because Hirsh is a pussy.
Loud House: The gay interracial couple is not exactly a executive decision as much as it is a virtue signaling one by the creators.
Korra: Muh Lesbians make up for the terrible second season and underwhelming show overall. And again, this was not something Nick wanted.
Steven Univere: Space lesbian trannies and other deep philosophical crap about gender and sexuality or some shit like that.

I could go on and on. At most, executives fuck up the schedule and the merchandise. But when it comes to writing and design, all they do is make sure the staff doesn't go full virtue signaling with the gay shit and whatnot. But if you consider that a bad thing then what the fuck are you doing here.

But thats from the 90s. Its the current year,user! Get with the times, grandpa…

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So fast… Zoophilia is a sick fetish, thought

Sick yes. But fascinating.

Oh even worse

Let your mind be blown by the following facts about Lizz Hickey, creator of the fucking psychotic cartoon Jammers:
1- She looks like this
Thick glasses, pale skin, that-is-offensive hair
2- Calls herself an artist even though she has no talent.
She'll say the ugliness is her "style" and will defend it, but we know she's just bad
3- Has a Tumblr
Where she worships and spreads ugliness, like most other "artists" of her category. Also, has a thing for violence
4- Contributes to BuzzFeed
Has helped illustrate nonsense articles about bitching, and even among useless, talentless weirdos she's the worst artist
5- Is a feminist
Shocking

This probably won't be a popular statement, but, basing it off the first image there, if the pilot had grungy art style of the original comic, it would more aesthetically pleasing, like Superjail or Robotomy. It's crudeness has some charm to it.

However, that's just from an artistic viewpoint. I haven't watched the pilot, nor due I wish to. It seems to be your standard self-loathing nonsense you get with the Twitter junkies. I bet she's dealing with the hassles of COLLEGE.

Seriously man. Fuck the goddamn Mexicans and the limp wristed Holla Forums americucks who can't get enough of sucking their filthy dicks.

Regular show with 2 wall builders

pass

My issue is Genndy Tartakovsky made both of them obviously and Owen Dennis (Who made this) Didn't even work on Adventure Time.

I always wonder with modern shows why do they act like dealing with everyday life is so hard and act nihilistic and edgy as a result?

Are they all gag-driven?

I guess there's hope for all of us

as long as you have a vagina and come from a wealthy jewish family

fuck, that didn't take long

I don't have a vagina but I'm covered with the second one.
But I refuse to shit on paper and call it "art". I have respect for art, and the garbage she's delivering is anything but.

I like it, its fun.

I see the potential, but its a shit pilot

its like chalkzone, but shit

The only good thing I can say about this is there's no shitty noodle arm crap in it.

naught, you mean 'all for naught'

I mean they are now run by cartels so maybe? Unless they get their shit together sometime soon.

Because most of this generation hasn't had any real struggles or challenges to overcome. They're kept in a safe space and haven't really been exposed to the horrors of reality, so they make things up or exaggerate their problems to sound more important than they really are. that's why microaggressions have become a thing in college.

Thanks dubs. Shame thats whats become of my generation. Well at least I go to a business school and don't have to deal with that shit as much.

If you'd actually paid attention to what I said, you'd understand I blame both halves of the production equation. Execs AND creators. The execs are at fault for hiring tumblr artists and letting them do whatever so they can save money. If the execs had any brains at all they wouldn't keep doing the shit that has them circling the drain.
Look man, I'm not saying you're wrong. Far from it, since I actually agree with you, but you need to understand there isn't a single source of fuckery in any industry. It takes two parties to fuck something up. The party trying to fuck something up and the other giving them the go ahead, whether by choice or being pressured.

So just out of curiosity is the recent noodle arm arstyle because artists got lazy and started copying eachother? Or is it that the execs forced it on them in order to save money?

Both.

This

Oy vey.

i watched both with the sound off, and i thought to myself while watching the latter; is this a clip show or a cartoon?

i think infinity train is a better cartoon than the other one, but both of them aren't that great

or

You think that's bad wait till you get a load of this

Interview with her starts at 19:23

I somehow made it halfway through this before giving up. Who thought this was a good idea for a show? Who thought this was a good idea for a 8 1/2 minute episode? Who thought this was a good idea to air on TV?

wow those slit eyes are ASTONISHING!

It also taught me a lesson: Never love anyone, not even your family.

You are right, I loved Super Jail, it was very Satanic, (mom just wont get it!)

I made it to ~24:00.

This strong, independent feminist couldn't do storyboards by herself. Why are these people so useless?

I dont know why but Infinite Train reminded me of this

oh look another redhead cumdump

It never occurred to me that this show was set in Mexico. I always thought it was set in the really southern US because the main character's dad was Lone Star, as in Lone Star State, and some of the characters were pretty white

Oh. Then, is justified your complain.

Whoever was responsible for this abomination, deserves to be violently killed

Does this apply to all millennials, or just westerners specifically?

Really nigger? It would be Seinfeld: The Animated Series. A cartoon about nothing.

After watching this… thing I now retroactively despise Irmao do Jorel's artstyle way less.
Fuck.

they're going to cancel steven universe and fund this

It just goes downhill doesn't it?

Where'd you get that info from?

I don't know how I feel…

I chuckled. Then they took the joke too far and things got creepy. Artstyle is top notch though, and Reggie is the cutest girl I have seen in western cartoons in a while.

Searching around for a bit, I found out the creator of the show is Julia (((Vickerman))) (link related), and that she has outright stated the Butt Witch is genderfluid for whatever reason, so I guess I am glad it got aborted. Would be nice to see the main character designs or at least artstyle get recycled, though.
12-forever.wikia.com/wiki/Julia_Vickerman

They have, for they need to be on the right side of history. Faggots like Hirsch ain't cheap. They always want more and more because they are entitled little shitheads. Besides, execs tend to be old faggots that get all their news and research from millenial kiddies working the PR and Market Research deparment.

They see AT worked, so they decided to trust in all the faggots that were friends with the creators of that to make their new line of shows.

I also have a problem with classic cartoonists and industry veterans not doing anything about all these hipster-ass millenial tumblr/twitter faggots taking over the cartoon industry. But to be honest cartoonists have been faggots ever since the 90's. They don't care about kids and the casual audience, they just want awards and praise from their faggot friends.

they were talking about mexican shit all the time dude, how did you not notice?

It gets worse
What the fuck is she doing then.

Sucking dick