Go to hogwarts

Thanks you poor piece of shit, guess it's another summer at the Dursley's again.

what does butterbeer taste like

rootbeer but a lot more sugary and a little less bubbly. would not recommend

what did she mean by this?

It tastes like ass

Hufflepuff is basically the school sluts

What the fuck

Feels good

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Hufflepuff is super horny. That's what she is trying to say. Don't ask me why.

That can't be real.

What's wrong, user? Are you afraid of girls?

fucking lel. laughed hard at this thread.

Grab a stick of butter, melt it in a cup in the microwave, add half a cup of sugar. Drink it and enjoy?

I would fuck a younger Rowling

and what?

hermoine=this pancake ass, prove me wrong

diabeetes+hart diesearse = ded

wut do

transform into an anime girl and fuck him in the ass

what do you use to put in potion?

How did they fuck that up? Also IIRC it was vaguely alcoholic, but not nearly enough to get any of the students drunk. There was one house elf that got intoxicated after drinking several glasses of it.


Still sounds pretty hot. Kinda wish the cast was Hufflepuff now.

Dumbledore can extract memories so I would get him to extract a perfect image of my waifu and then use that.

I hate when that happens

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I only ever pointed my wand for Harry… he made my nipples drip.

That does explain why the Hufflepuff common room is never mentioned in the books. Maybe Rowling is better at world building than I thought

Sounds like a regular day on Holla Forums

She is talking about kids

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Does Hermione moan or whimper with a cock in her ass?

Y…y…you ask!

Imagine a fat old grandma grunting as she picks up something she dropped and pulling a muscle in her back at the same time.