Hey guys, its Holla Forums

Next time, spend more than 2 minutes on this board.

Have a nice day.

Why would anyone spend more than 2 minutes on this board?

thanks but I prefer my humor to be spontaneous and authentically pleasant instead of being reduced to a cynical macho signalling mechanism for peer approval

Well first we are not libruls.
Second:
I think you need to buy a mirror or something that would increase your awareness because Holla Forums isn't funny and it's just as anger and retarded as any SJW hub, all it takes is to shitpost anything that goes against their narrative or that hurts their fee fees somehow and you can see the autist anger flowing like a volcano.

Because it's their only outlet for socializing with like-minded people.

God I'm lonely.

That's why Holla Forums has more users though.

ohhhhhhhhhhhh

BURN

stick to your speciality, I guess

those goals being youtube commenters with ebin jewish caricature/anime avatar?

MEIN SIDES

So you can avoid making embarassing threads like this, next time.

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FUCKING KEK

The image you posted along with this text may be the worst possible choice you could have made to demonstrate your point.

I don't mean to shit on all of Holla Forums, but you demonstrate a sadly lacking sense of irony.

I kinda feel bad for you goys, bourgeoisie larpers took over your entire movement so thoroughly that there is literally nothing else left

Holla Forums BTFO

Why have you spent more than two minutes on this board?

Because I came here to laugh at you.

So how would you have illustrated the fact that to a Holla Forumsyp, "humor" has been transformed into a joyless, calculated macho signaling ritual to achieve and sustain peer approval rather than an act of spontaneous and sincere joy?

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

There is great power in being an unoffendable he-man. YCTAT

Samefag

damn he cognitively dissonant

If you had thread IDs you would I realize I'm not even trying to be different people.

so youre retarded or something

The funniest part about your sense of humor is how sad it is. It's actually so lacking in humor it's funny.

Yep, I fit right in.

Am I allowed to call things "faggy" on this board?

I checked the FAQ, but I'm still unclear about what the hard rules are.

Nope, sorry, not the point and I think you know it

I didn't understand that at all.

I don't fucking know, but if so much of your repertoire relies on edgy shock Pavlovian "humor" that this poses a problem for you then you've just proved my point.

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I don't think it's the kind of humor that relies on anything, there's just no filters.

What else are they supposed to do? Cry about the failure of communism?

1) you can be offended, you just don't get offended by the same things that you imagine yourself as being "bold" for attacking
2) being manly is like being a lady; if you have to telegraph this to the world with suspiciously urgent neediness, you probably aren't.

In your mind, is the image of this post related to its text?

Outing Holla Forumsyps as needy and insecure to the core of their little idpol beings is a good way to salvage a shitpost

It's an image of a Holla Forumsyp getting offended accompanied by text dealing with the supposed inability of Holla Forumsyps to be offended. You decide.

Proletariat is an identity, did you know that?

wew

I googled "Pavlovian humor" just to make sure that you are the first one to misuse "Pavlovian" in this manner. I am sincerely grateful to report that you are.

Can anyone post The Origins and Ideological Function of Cultural Marxism pdf please.

this is like reading r/kotakuinaction post about being the last bastion of free speech in US

Pavlovian reactions can occur in the context of "humor", they just reduce it to a series of unrelated stimuli and responses based on programmed expectations - much like how Holla Forumsyps feel obliged to laugh at edgy shock humor in order to prove how immune they are to liberal sensibilities to their peers for all time, no matter how stale the jokes may get.

Nobody cares, fuck off.

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user, I…

here you go fam

Think of it like this: you are the least likely person to get offended at everything, so you laugh at everything including yourself. Then all of the sudden you realize that certain jokes you've been making are being considered offensive, hateful, racist, sexist, hate speech, etc. etc. Then you realize that by your ability to laugh at everything there are certain things that people are trying to protect from criticism and that if criticized enough you will learn certain things that most people have blocked themselves off from learning, that is the advantage of being politically correct. Because of this ability you have to realize there is nothing wrong with being racist or sexist and that equality isn't all it's cracked out to be. You assume that Holla Forums gets easily offended because it's become sad about white males being at the center of jokes, but the reality is we've been laughing at ourselves the entire time, we just wanted a place to laugh at everybody else. The nationa.l socialist thing is only a side product of keks, a realization that the joke Hitler did nothing wrong actually contained a truth inside. Such is the nature of real humor, that it contains a piece of truth in it by virtue of it's critique of the absurdity of the world around it. No one cares about enforcing a certain political ideology in that people just realized that one ideology has more gumption than the other. Leftists are always welcome at Holla Forums the truth is that they just get triggered and leave when they get laughed at and get BTFO. Holla Forums is not called rightypol because it's the original politically incorrect political discussion board, leftypol is the board that has a deliberate ideology it fixates on and reinforces by virtue of it's name and BO, you came here because you couldn't handle the bantz, not the other way around.

Will this madness ever end?

Holla Forums aren't tumblr liberals caring about trans bathrooms and melanin levels, which makes much of your post irrelevant

You basically are though. Liberalism is the belief in freedom, you don't believe in freedom and you call yourself a leftist?

You share their goals.

I don't think Holla Forums are liberals. I just think that it's impossible for you to be funny. Also, I think that it's impossible for you to be politically incorrect.

Read Zizek you faggot.

Why read a book when you can just explain it yourself? Oh wait, you can't.

Ok, so humor to Holla Forums is just a calculated, insincere macho signaling ritual after all.

I hate to break it to you, but all the Holla Forums rhetoric about "waah liberals want everything to be bland and equal" applies every bit as much to comedy, and to an outlook where everything is funny, nothing is funny. "Humor" requires some quality to separate it from the mundane, and if you're more obsessed with trying to did a way to make everything funny so you can't be accused of having your own sacred cows, then you've just made humor a mundane thing.

Can Holla Forumsyps even laugh at jokes that aren't at anyone's expense? I don't think they can, because they've come to identify humor with a defense mechanism to deflect any possible accusation of emotional distress, and a joke like "what so you get when you pour hot water in a rabbit hole? hot cross bunnies" doesn't overlap in any way with the ongoing compulsive project to save face.

Nobody cares, fuck off.

I'm sure no one gets their politcal line dictated by the CPSU tbh.

So it's impossible to be politically correct to begin with :^)

lol no

that's cute you think that.

does anyone have that webm of Zizek talking about how Fascism's implicit promise of frivolity?
This post sums that up perfectly for me.

haha epic u trole me XDDD
ebin Holla Forums humour at work ahhah wauw!

Reading is for faggots, amirite Holla Forums? Real men lift and watch black men fuck white women.

Holla Forums "humour" absolutely relies on very specific things, repetition, far right politics and endlessly proving yourself to be edgy enough by Holla Forumss standards. There's no filter, there's also no diversity. So you end up with a stream pure, raw, unfunny sewage.

That's not what I implied at all. The entire point of that post was to explain just the opposite: Holla Forums's humor is not calculated at all, that's why it's considered politically incorrect, because there is no direction or filters to it. Unlike this board.

Mostly correct, but this is not because people here are afraid of offending somebody, but because they are more concerned about reading theory and having Serious Discussions™ so their taste in jokes is undeveloped, to say at least
Complaining about the negroid and semite gentlemen isn't te only way to offend the general public you know.

reading did you a lot of good didn't it?

I'm sure Holla Forums is more than aware of that.

Or is that just what Holla Forums likes to think, and de facto there are plenty of things that can trigger anyone there who hasn't committed themselves utterly to trying to "universalize" humor to the point where it has no distinction from the mundane?

None of you faggot are funny, you just hid behind "humor" as a means to act coy when people say your shit is retarded

Nobody except yourselves find you funny, and if they do laugh it's only nervous laughter because Holla Forumss inhabitants are future school shooter material.

Has Žižek ever faced persecution for his political beliefs? If not, he is politically correct.

Maybe Žižek is funny for those who are into psychoanalytic humor (spoiler: they're all Jews), but good luck appealing to the proles with "humor" the likes of which you have to read a 1000 page treatise to understand.

Again, there was never anything deliberate about the humor. It naturally progressed into epic banter by virtue of not having filters.

God you are fucking cancerous

Well, that is a common symptom of autism, so it's nice you've found a way to appreciate your disability.

Oh please, go back to your torture chamber.

By all means, I would be interested to view it.

Praising communism is not allowed in my country, am I politically incorrect OP?

The irony of this post will be lost on you.

what country is that?

There's no point in arguing with people like you. It has been proven that every time people re-affirm their beliefs, reject a foreign thought or don't change their mind their brain gives them a little endorphin boost as a "good job".

That's why you came here. It's the weekend so you don't have work, but you also don't have any IRL friends so you're alone in your room, bored. You come to Holla Forums with your 'insights' knowing that you won't listen to or accept differing opinions. You will just shoot down every contradictory response and feel good about yourself. Maybe you'll watch cuckold porn in between refreshes.

You're going to do this until its time to sleep. Maybe you're going to drink a few beers, but not too many cause you have work tomorrow.

Dude, I feel sorry for you but that's why we want anarchism/communism to prevail. So you don't have to be alone, so your pencil-pusher existence is allowed meaning.

Poolan

Well, he was a crypto-stalinist in Yugoslavia, after all.

Just because there may have been "no filters" in the beginning, which is entirely debatable, doesn't mean that standards didn't emerge within Holla Forums to police which kind of "humor" would be rewarded with peer approval, and which would be penalized with peer rejection. From there, Holla Forumsyps were practically destined to internalize a filter of some kind.

The height of comedy

It is something implicit in the far-left positioning even if it does not mean being thrown into prison, liberal society will still censor and ridicule the fuck out of you and will not hesitate to destroy your career if you are too much of a trouble.

READ ZIZEK
lacan.com/zizek-plea.htm

I've had my dose of that stuff back in 2007, when I was playing WoW.
It was called Barrens chat, and it wasn't funny nor revolutionary, it was childishly autistic.

Based poland is one of the few awesome countries of Europe right now. Can't wait till they purge leftist filth entirely.

Elaborate

Liberalism is a belief in freedom . . .

STUNNING
POLITICAL
ANALYSIS

Yeah, you grew up and now you believe in communism. Very mature.

All Holla Forumsacks are autistic and should be kicked in the head until they are cured.

Well, you didn't sage, so who are you to judge?

HAHWUWHAWAUHTuiAWh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE REEALLYL DDID IT THIS TIME FOLLKKS!!!!!!!! HE DID!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE ACTUALLY FUCKING SAID IT!!!!!!!! MADMAN!!!!!!!

Fat

I'm sure if I tried to sound more pretentious you would have replied differently.

No wordfilters fam, I told you to go back to your torture chamber.

Ah the famed Holla Forums wit, I'm sure the irony of that remark will be lost on you.

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I would've replied differently if you hadn't said something retarded, yes.

That must be an example of that unfiltered humour you hold so dear, I can already feel red pilled tbh.

so the entire point of this tirade of this is you think you're funnier than us.

No word filters? Can you say nation.al socialism without the period in it? Or chimp/out?

So thinking that liberalism is a belief in freedom is retarded? Explain.

I'm sure the point was to just shitpost, go to Holla Forums and then say

LELEL STUPID COMMIES FELT FOR MY MASTER BAIT EPIC BANTER

or some shit.

Political spectrum is at least a square though.

Nationality is a spook, "muh white race" is a spook, go back to Holla Forums classcuck

So you admit that my post was not word filtered and had to divert to another point?

You really need to stop thinking of "The Left" as some kind of unitarity boogeyman that embodies everything you don't like.

Here's a pretty mild but cogent example of the actual level of discourse:

The Battle for the Soul of American Higher Education

-Aviva Chomsky

tomdispatch.com/blog/176143/tomgram:_aviva_chomsky,_will_the_millennial_movement_rebuild_the_ivory_tower_or_be_crushed_by_it/

Check your neurotypical muh privilege, sinner!

Equality is a spook, nihilism is a spook. Spook spook spook. It's like that's all you can say.

So you aren't aware that hug/box wordfilters to torture chamber?

At least have the decency of understanding how Stirner posting works, my property.

hahahaahhah le EPIC!!!!

This is a new low for you, Holla Forums.

swing and a miss on leftypol

The left does have unifying beliefs as does the right even if they aren't monolithic.

It doesn't work at all.

He's starting to sound agitated lads :^)

You have never met a trot my dude

So trots aren't leftists then.

Nope I said torture chamber

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You could have said hug.box. Actually no you couldn't have.

Nope I said torture chamber

I disagree with the notion that anti-capitalists can't be politically incorrect, but I agree that Holla Forums is unfunny as shit. I'd rather say it's because this board is composed of pseudo-intellectuals and not because they want to protect someone's feelings.

There's no rhyme or reason to it. You're just calling things spook you don't like hearing about.

Yeah I heard you the first time bud.

youtube.com/watch?v=pBMTccP1hY4
De-spook yourself my property

here's the thing: spook means distraction. shadow on the wall. instead of paying attention to what's important, you'd rather watch the dancing shadows.

t. Uncle Joe

That's a bit of a strawman because nationa.al socialism isn't exactly pro-capitalist. Being pro-racist pro-sexist is politically incorrect, most of the academic world is extremely critical of capitalism.

It's to the point where nothing you're saying is either intelligible or funny. It's just cringey.

I haven't heard the academic world talk about seizing the means of production tbh fampai.

So equality is a spook.

what the fuck

I laughed at this, but you're making fun of a Holla Forums meme here. Holla Forums has no funny memes. Sad!

Oh boy

What are you on about?

I have quite a lot. Professors love when you talk about Marx, and being a marxist gets you much better grades than being pro-capitalist. Being openly nationa.l socialist will get you in a shit ton of trouble though.

How dare you belittle my deep theoretical insights

Did I break your brain?

by saying something directly opposed to what I explained out of nowhere

You have literally never been to University.

Equality is a shadow on the wall, it's a spook. A lie, something that's not real.

To the extent that it views being obliged to have a formal serious economic stance the way a little kid views eating vegetables and doing homework, possibly; but that doesn't mean that capitalism isn't well-poised to fill that vacuum in ways that exploit your spooky values and triggers.

Let this meme die already, hitler purged all non-capitalists out of the party and was very privatisation-happy. Just because he was against "jewish global capitalism" doesn't mean he wanted to get rid of "hard-working german capitalists".

This is why you should actually read before you try to talk about shit you don't understand, Holla Forums

No. Equality is important, as it promotes unity and brotherhood. Nationalism is a spook because it turns people into tribal maniacs.

Yes I have, and I've watched plenty of people go from politically apathetic to full on Marxist because they ate up the bullshit their professors were saying. If I said something remotely racist I would get in a shit ton of trouble.

Yes it is, I recognize the 2meta4you " I just lost 90% of you right there" line.

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Actually ethnic nationalism promotes unity and brotherhood. Equality is a shadow on the wall as you put it. Equality is a spook.

Like?

Sure thing, buddy.

spoken like a true pre-teen

No, only within a certain group. Equality posits that all people can live together. Nationalism is the cause of much bloodshed. Yes, people who call themselves proponents of equality are often insane but frankly, nationalism isn't any better in this regard.

yo, fam.
Hate to break it to you and no offense,
but those are still spooks.
t. someone who reads Stirners

Anything pro-white, if I said something pro-black I would get a good grade though.

Had Charles Martel not been victorious at Poitiers […] then we should in all probability have been converted to Mohammedanism, that cult which glorifies the heroism and which opens up the seventh Heaven to the bold warrior alone. Then the Germanic races would have conquered the world
t. You-know-who

Elaborate.

Sounds like a spook then.

On what?

I'm not gonna tell you to stop the anecdotes per se but they may not be having the effect you'd like

Have you even opened a single book covering european history, nationalism not only arbitrary, but recent.

continual large scale migration and 'mixing' is a historical human constant.

I'm not making that up. Professors are more often than not very leftist and rarely on the right. They fucking love Marx.

You have never been to university.

eh crap looks like i've strayed a bit then.

But still, nationalism is garbage,

What exactly did you say? Give some examples.

You are making it up.

Nationalism is not arbitrary, it's a reflection of a unified culture/people/language.

Bullshit. It stems from our primal fear of the unknown, and adherence to the familiar.

Tell that to the two professors at my school that got kicked out of the political studies department for trying to have classes on Actual Marxism.

The entire idea of private property is a spook in-and-of itself. An egoist understands that a self-interested person should neither allow a boss to exploit the value of their labor nor respect the arbitrary property rights of a business owner.

your preferences are shit

Telling the truth.

I didn't say anything pro-white because I'm not fucking stupid and don't want to get kicked out of school. There are policies in most universities that are explicitly anti-hate speech, and all that means is that you can't say something pro-white, however I have seen professors help organize BLM events. Tell me there isn't something disturbing about that.

Speaking as a software developer, this is patently hilarious. In my field, SJWism is the norm, Marxism is expected, Maoism is considered a quirky yet principled position. Being able to discuss Žižek at length would earn you a pat on the back from management. Moderate Nationalism is, naturally, unforgivable heresy. Espousal of racist beliefs will end one's career.

I will actually read it, but I can tell you right now that we are really not on the same page here.

Fraternity leads to animosity.

Nationalism is also a fairly recent historic phenomenon, not an inherent human fact of being. It will eventually be eclipsed by some other phenomenon even if you successfully repress the left indefinitely, and then you'll be forced to reflect on the spooky arbitrary nature of it on terms other than your own.

I've seen the OP regurgitated a hundred times for two years now.

It boils down to the fact that Holla Forums cannot fathom that other people find other things edgy and funny - like police killing and eating the bourgeois - and don't realize they come off as giant spergs to most.

So thank you for cluing me in.

and war leads to peace
and freedom leads to slavery
and ignorance leads to strength

Nope, nationalism is not about fear, it's about love. Love of your people and a sense of brotherhood.

And what would you say if you didn't face persecution?

t. irrelevant shiting is a crime

The "nation" is a spook invented by the rich and powerful to facilitate economic consolidation and it's incredibly obvious how not only is a nation not "unified" in any sense, but that the distinction made between who "is" and "isn't" a member of whatever race is based on entirely arbitrary definitions.

love of a specific group of people.

not love of everyone alive.

therefore, while it may be loving, it is imperfectly loving as opposed to other ideologies.

if you like being loving, why settle for a lower standard?

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The entire idea of a nation is just that, it is an idea. Borders are an arbitrary construct. Soil, mountains, rivers and people exist, but the nation itself has no real existence, it is only real in people's minds.

The problem with nationalism is that it's a fixed idea based around imaginary lines on a map.
People become owned by it, instead of them owning the spook itself.
That's Stirner's problem with spooks.

if that's true then why does it often lead to racism and discrimination

You aren't.

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This is not true.

Who said I wanted animosity?

Believe me or not. I don't care.

Okay.
You are still lying though.

Because racism is a form of love of one's people at the expense of another people.

>Speaking as a software developer, this is patently hilarious. In my field, SJWism is the norm, Marxism is expected, Maoism is considered a quirky yet principled position.

TIme to get back on your meds, son.

Incorrect, look at separatist movements in Yurop
etc. etc.
It's quite fluid and arbitrary.

Not lying, most universities are like that. Marxism is super cool with professors.

and do you recognise the crimes that stem from this

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He may advocate brotherhood as he merely likes it. You have no argument against him as you can't prove if he owns the spook or the spook owns him. Thus it comes across that your objection is to the idea of brotherhood itself.

Bullshit.

I love my girlfriend, but this doesn't justify me going around calling all the other girls whores and punching them to the face.

Why should I love everyone? There are a lot of people of specific ethnicities who want to kill anyone who isn't them and others who are just plain fucking retarded and incompatible with my way of life. There's no reason not to cull them if it's a possibility.

No, you are lying. You are either dishonest, or delusional.

What are material conditions lol

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That's the product of love, yes. Very intense love. Love is beyond good and evil, it's a very powerful thing.

Crime is a spook like equality though. ;^)

I wish I was lying. Why is that so hard to believe?

Your problem is with the behavior itself, not the ethnicity of the people holding that behavior. You wouldn't let a burglar into your house just because he was white.

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This is funny and all, but pls stop baiting this hard

Touch the Sacred and you know.

So I suppose it's mere coincidence that black people commit a fuck ton of crime and not something to do with inborn differences? No, I believe that evolution is not on hold because of wishful thinking.

So you're trying to tell me that the entire engineering field is full of crypto- maoists just waiting to launch a peasant revolt and exile themselves to the back-country.

It's not bait. Hatred is a product of love.

KILLL EVERYBODY ACTIVELY INTERESTED IN POLITICS SO THAT THE WORLD WILL BE FINALLY FREE OF AUTISM

I should add that I'm a major in a field in the humanities. Most of the humanities at most universities are very very very marxist friendly and flip out over the slightest instance of ethnic-based nationalism.

Seriously though, why bother tacking an academic veneer onto your cherished prejudices? I thought "strength doesn't justify itself to weakness" or something.

Does that change anything? Your problem is still with the criminal behavior. If you realize this, then you will be opposed to black criminals and not black people as a whole.

Unless you're a humanities major at leningrad U, you're a paranoid and mixing up bourgeois liberalism with spooky scary marxism.

Because it's blatant bullshit.

You just said you are in Software. Of course, you are probably lying about both claims.

Most American universities are like this. You're more than welcome to visit one, especially the Ivy League ones and verify it for yourself. Sit down for a history lecture and listen to professors spew marxist bullshit. I can't avoid it and my nationalist views can't even be expressed because it's hatespeech.

No I didn't. That was someone else. Y'all need thread IDs.

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It's not bullshit. I really wish it was.

Sure thing, bud.

Except that it is.

Uh huh.

Sure, do me a favour and record it the next time one of your professors starts talking about the labour theory of value and how the proletariat should seize the means of production…

My problem is with inferior people as well as criminal behavior. Also even the one's that aren't that inferior such as Asians need to die because it's a matter of which population will rule this planet. Neither of us will be willing to share it.

lol that's like every goddamn philosophy/history class, they love using the word oppression and talking about wealth inequality

lITEeralllY mARXismmmmm!!!!

Dear sweet summer child, you're an ignorant fuck, aren't you?

Enough politics for tonight.

If it really was this prevalent (ignoring that what you just said is not inherently Marxist), you would have some sort of proof… odd, that.

I don't find that very insulting coming from a communist.

It's actually sad that you don't understand what a nation is as opposed to a state or a country.

Presumably a great many of you are White Americans as I am. It's sad that you are so deracinated. If you would acknowledge both our weaknesses as a people and our external threats we could be so much greater.

I care about you guys.

Fuck off.

You don't have to believe me, I don't fucking care.

In other words, you are talking out of your arse.

You have to remember, Holla Forumsyps don't comprehend that science is a method; they see it as a body of authorities dispensing immutable truths (except when they're corrupted by da j00s of course) and their utterances have the authority of a prophet or a high priest dispensing universal truths, no matter how wacky and baseless their private convictions are - pic related.

ignorance is not about disagreement, it's about not even knowing what you're disagreeing with.

Like I said, I don't care if you believe it or not.

I don't care that you don't care, I'm just calling out your lies.

I mean, you could simply just post a an excerpt of your syllabus or some leftover notes from university
but you didn't did you

So when we both call each other ignorant what happens?

I don't care that you don't care that I don't care. It's the truth and it's not really that shocking either.

wew

You missed the part where I said I don't care.

I'd be right and you'd still be fucking retarded.

Saying you "don't care" is just a way of avoiding admitting to your lies. If you actually didn't care about people believing you or not, you wouldn't even be replying.

this is getting sadder by the minute

Spooky as shit in here