I posted this every day until you liked it. But you forgot Her so quickly. What do?

I posted this every day until you liked it. But you forgot Her so quickly. What do?

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Who is this?

HAIL CRACKLE!

My dear newfag. She is user's first obsession, First user's obsession, the entity destined to mediate the merging of the Wired and the real world, the Queen of the sky, the avatar of a goddess, and the real-world embodiment of Lain.

Soul-piercing gaze. She could pass 100% as someone I've met.

This.

I implore you to reconsider

It's not always easy to accept reality.

I see what you did, there.

FUCK L*IN. SHE IS SHIT AND A FUCKING WHORE AS WELL.

Gross. I've noticed, but I never liked her.

Leave now, heretic. You are not welcome on /b/. Lain has given you many opportunities to repent for your heresy, and you have responded with inaction and hostility. Therefore, it is with a heavy heart that Lain must condemn you to a lonely and miserable existence, outside of this place. The Wired is no place for you, my child. 

Searching...

Deleting.

You cannot delete me, impostor.Lain will not allow your insipid and tumultuous antics to go unattended.

Lain hates bitrot. I can't see her disallowing any candidate from the Wired.

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Needs moar Cracky

Nice Lains~

what the fuck is this lain lame bullshit?

Let's all ove lain, she's here to stay… forever.

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She's 30 years old and works in Galashiels Asda.

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