I've invited a girl I've dated for a week over to my place tonight, ostensibly to play with my cat.
She texts me "You said I'm basically a cat. Do u think I'm a predator? Or just a cute little kitten that You can play around with"
What's a good response to this?
Luke Garcia
nothing, bitch is crazy and you should dump her.
Jace Fisher
Say that she is a pussy that needs to be tamed or some stupid shit idk, this is the worst place to ask for advice in these matters
Tyler Powell
Tell her you want her to shit in a plastic tray in your kitchen
Bentley Hill
If she has low cheek bones, is petite, and is overall a beta woman call her a kitten which is what she wants, if not call her a predator, in which case, alpha women only go far chads. Go away chad.
Luis Butler
You could catch a mouse, but watch out for dogs.
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Andrew Turner
just say she's been a bad kitty and post results chad
Luis Cox
tfw liter box porn never caught on
Dominic Miller
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Nathan Rodriguez
How come I didn't think of that?
Jack Hill
And that one's for free.
Jose Harris
I've actually gotten some really solid advice and ideas from you guys before
heh XD
Zachary Perez
Take a pic of your cat in the microwave, send it to her, and demand nudes.
Camden Davis
Just don't forget to tell us what happens
Logan Gutierrez
hand her a knife and go nigger hunting
-Cletus McSlavedriver Dombrezel IV
Daniel Parker
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Dylan Allen
tell her that she can be both
Jaxon Evans
use a line from the new Alien movie: "Blow into a horse's nostrils, and it is dedicated to you for life."
then proceed to tell her how many children you want to have.
Levi Watson
kittens, not children
Robert Nelson
Why aren't you playing with her cat?
Dylan Watson
"I think you're a soft pussy that likes being petted."
Sebastian Edwards
Goddamit, you beat me to it
Christian Wright
Tell her that the word 'cat' is derived from the olde english 'catt' or 'catte' or consequently further from the latin 'cattus', and are of the class Mammalia, order Carnivora. Then rape her whilst making as many cat related puns as possible, such as "I'm going to fuck you in the pussy right meow" and "Your pussy feels clawsome on my face"
Eli Reyes
Look… Dont say shit on your phone and wait til she's at ur house. When she's at your house say "I tamper your whiskers, big cat." and if she doesn't like that say she's a cute lil kitten to fluff into a baseball and throw out the window.