I've invited a girl I've dated for a week over to my place tonight, ostensibly to play with my cat

I've invited a girl I've dated for a week over to my place tonight, ostensibly to play with my cat.

She texts me "You said I'm basically a cat. Do u think I'm a predator? Or just a cute little kitten that You can play around with"

What's a good response to this?

nothing, bitch is crazy and you should dump her.

Say that she is a pussy that needs to be tamed or some stupid shit idk, this is the worst place to ask for advice in these matters

Tell her you want her to shit in a plastic tray in your kitchen

If she has low cheek bones, is petite, and is overall a beta woman call her a kitten which is what she wants, if not call her a predator, in which case, alpha women only go far chads.
Go away chad.

You could catch a mouse, but watch out for dogs.

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just say she's been a bad kitty and post results chad

tfw liter box porn never caught on

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How come I didn't think of that?

And that one's for free.

I've actually gotten some really solid advice and ideas from you guys before


heh XD

Take a pic of your cat in the microwave, send it to her, and demand nudes.

Just don't forget to tell us what happens

hand her a knife and go nigger hunting

-Cletus McSlavedriver Dombrezel IV

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tell her that she can be both

use a line from the new Alien movie:
"Blow into a horse's nostrils, and it is dedicated to you for life."

then proceed to tell her how many children you want to have.

kittens, not children

Why aren't you playing with her cat?

"I think you're a soft pussy that likes being petted."

Goddamit, you beat me to it

Tell her that the word 'cat' is derived from the olde english 'catt' or 'catte' or consequently further from the latin 'cattus', and are of the class Mammalia, order Carnivora. Then rape her whilst making as many cat related puns as possible, such as "I'm going to fuck you in the pussy right meow" and "Your pussy feels clawsome on my face"

Look… Dont say shit on your phone and wait til she's at ur house. When she's at your house say "I tamper your whiskers, big cat." and if she doesn't like that say she's a cute lil kitten to fluff into a baseball and throw out the window.