Penis Enlargement General

Honestly, the best thing for "penis enlargement" is getting in shape. You'll have less fat on your pelvis, so it'll stick out further and allow you to have harder erections because your cardio is better.

I want to believe 'but, are there any other non-surgical methods/tools I could try?
But, that involves my dick getting inspected manhandled by some old Goldberg, and it only takes a swift breeze to get me diamond hard, so, the doctor is something I'd like to avoid.
Also, don't steroid ointments become ineffective after adolescence?
Never thought I'd be hearing this normalfag meme fro Holla Forums. Holy shit, user.
Under 4" club, here.
I'll get right on that. Hey, anybody know where I can grab some unicorn tenderloins for my dinner tonight?

Like said lose weight if you're fat, other than that I've heard tales of nofap increasing dick size but I don't know the validity of that.
No it doesn't, most cases you can just say "my foreskin is too tight" and they'll write you a prescription
Worked for me at 20

casual jelqer here.

only seen gains in flacid for a short while. that is all.

outside of outright surgery which is expensive and requires you scream while you piss for a year, you're being rused.

you can't, it's there for a reason.

DAILY REMINDER : IF YOU ARE BELOW 8.5 INCHES AND 5.75 GIRTH YOU WILL NEVER PLEASE HER AND SHE WILL CUCK YOU FOR A REAL MAN'S COCK
>tfw 9.33in BPEL and 5.75in girth

prove it

Pumps work, so do exercises. It takes a long fucking time to make gains so be patient.
In 5 years and there will almost certainly be some kind of bio printing or crispr editing method to give you a donkey dick

heh
you guys rhymed

t. Austin Powers

Yes and no.

Pumps aren't snake oil, but they enhance girth much more than length, which isn't saying much since the effect is generally pretty small. Pumping enough to build up a permanent effect over time also makes it really easy to cause damage to the erectile tissue that will make it less functional.

Actually I do Penis Enhancement. I use a penis pump. Pic for proof.

1) Growth is possible
2) Growth takes time
3) Growth requires daily effort
4) You will need to supplement with other stuff to get good gains (I also an extender)
5) It is safe, your dick won't fall off unless you're complete retard

I went from 17cm to above 20. 1 and something years of active use.

I could lose around 25% if I stop doing it, but if you do long enough it will cement completely.

Also, I use a water pump instead of air ones. The water ones are way better.

My advice is, if you're serious about this get yourself a Bathmate. It's the best on the market. Get the extreme version. If you are below 17cm erect get a an x30, if bigger get x40.

For extender get a vlc Tugger. It's cheap and best bang for buck. tlctugger.com/product/tlc-tugger-kit/. I combine it with a SizeGenetics

Here is some good info : goodlookingloser.com/get-hung/big-penis

I hang out on the forum, have a log : goodlookingloser.com/forums/get-hung

There are some other resources out there, but this one is all you need. Good luck

Ask questions if interested.

Do you not have trouble getting fully hard now from damaging the local circulatory system of your penis? Did you create any varicose, bulging, or spider veins? Why is that ridiculous stretching device pointing down, which is not the normal direction of an erection btw? Do you wear something like that in public and if so do you point it up while securing it in place with your pants and hiding the rest with your shirt? How old are you and why do you feel inadequate? Were you raised in a loving home?

Nothing crazy happens.

I still get hard. I even do kegels to improve erection quality.

I have no issues, just want a better dick.

There are no varicose anything. It's pointing downwards because it's flaccid.

The stretcher can't be seen with trousers on.

You people here are ridiculous. You would need insane pressure and effort to damage penis. Penis breaking is a myth. You can't put that much effort without pain. I barely feel discomfort. Trust me, what I do is very mild. You should stop talking about stuff you don't know.

Show me what it looks like erect.

this

Here you go

How old are you and why do you feel so inadequate? Were you raised in a loving home?

You know you're supposed to measure from the top, right?

Was the head of your penis always proportioned like that?

I think so.

No worries, then. I was just wondering if you'd expanded your shaft to be wider than the head, but it's not a big deal if you're born that way.

Do you also take supplements to improve the color/volume of your ejaculate?

I have looked into it. There was a thread somewhere about increasing ejaculate. There are ways to do it, but you can't use those all the time (as you will build tolerance), like Tribulus Terestris and some others. The one supplement that you MUST take if you insist is zinc, becuase with each ejaculate you lose a lot of it, and it's good for the gym as well. So zinc pills are mandatory for frequent masturbators, which I'm not. I'm on NoFap and NoPorn, so no issue there. Besides that regular sexual activity with women increases the levels of ejaculate, so get gf or hooker.

As for taste, you need to drink lots of pineapple to make it sweeter. I think they sell concentrated pineapple extract somewhere, need to check.

So I have found some info thundersplace.org/male-supplements/increase-the-volume-of-ejaculation.html
thundersplace.org/mens-sexual-health/how-to-get-a-bigger-load.html#post1815655

Basically, the substances listed are : lots of water, zinc, lecithin, pygeum, celery seed, phenugreek, tribulus terestris,cumin. Mayber there are some others. Holding off from cumming for a week + lots of edging tends to be the formula. Some of these substances work better on some people than others. You'll have to experiment. There also supposedly pills which are pre-made, but can't vouch for those. increasesemenguide.com/reviews.html

I do know that taking too much lecithin can cause diarhea and that most of these substances can have tolerance building and plateau, so you'll have to experiment.

As for taste, the only thing I found is not eating things like read met, figh, asparagus, but drinking pineapplejuice or eating some pineapple extract pills. Also, there is supposedly this thing called Semenax, but can't vouch. semenaxshopper.com/index.asp?aff=4522

Here is some info on a guy who supposedly found the holy grai of semen volume increase : thundersplace.org/male-supplements/holy-grail-of-cum-load-increase.html

Also, training kegels, bot normal and reverse will let you shoot farther.

Good luck.

I had phymosis and a tiny frenulum too.
One day my frenulum ripped and i was like wtf this kinda feels good, it didn't hurt at all and i started bleeding profusely, so i had to yell for my dad and awkwardly ask for him to bring me an ice cube.
You can just train your foreskin to be more elastic and slide back more easily, but your frenulum is indeed a problem.

i gain 1,5cm in 1 year using generic penis extender, but have no gains with jelq.

lol, are you a fucking virgin, right? in same way that exist different cock sizes there are different vaginas, 15cm a limit to a pussy? you must be joking, i have 18cm and all your theory is full of crap, there bitchs that i can barely touch the end and other i fill completly, besides that a pussy get pretty stretched when trully excited

only insecure beta cucks even think of penis enlargement

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Whatever you say, norgay. One day I'll be Chad, and there's precious little you can do about it.

How do you guys measure you penis

Your dick can be as big as you want, but you're still too much of a sperg for girls to want to look at it.

Insert "miscropenis.jpeg" here

There are different means. The most accurate when it comes to length is bone press erect length. Put straight wooden ruler on top of penis pushing slightly against pubic base and see length.

Girth is measured in circumference using a ruler, like the one you use to measure waist. You get erect and measure midshaft.

I always wondered what was the best way to measure since the way I do it is old and and doesn't give me exact measurements.

right, and they don't care about your height either.

this has to be the most pathetic thread in all image boards.
its like a manlet thread but with dicks

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You could also burn it off with silver nitrate but it will sting bad for a couple days after the anaesthetic wears off.

Jesus fuck… what the fuck is wrong with you?

And for treating/sterilizing the wound? I might actually try this.

Use rubbing alcohol or hand sanitiser to sterilise everything before operating.

You need to keep it wrapped up and keep the area flat for 2 weeks so it doesn't tighten up as it heals. Cut out a small rectangle of wound dressing and put some vaseline on it to stop it sticking to the wound. Then wrap the whole thing up but make sure it's not too tight and that you can still piss properly. Change the small rectangle of wound dressing twice a day and the other bandages twice a week or if they get dirty.

And also wash it in the shower every day starting the day after operating. Just run water over it then pat it dry with a clean towel.

never purchased any euipment only have done manual exercises, Not confident in the accuracy my beginning length measurements but i gained a permanent .5 inch in girth from ERECT jelqing.

How long did it take to those gains?

Thanks, user. You're the best!

These sites are just marketing trash anymore. Your dick size is defined by genetics anons, you can't make it different. Just be glad with what you got because the shit these fools are trying to sell you could ruin your dick and make you unable to ever get hard again.

Indeed! Look at POTUS!

Huh? You wanna gargle Trumps cum? Your a fag, dude. Sgusting faggot

Is there any research going into that? And I thought crispr only edited genes in vitro or some shit. Does it work on adults too?

post a picture of your errect dick with a piece of paper that says "6/16/17 for you Holla Forums" or you're full of shit.

Didn't that youtube jew look into it and destroy them?

Where do you think we are?

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU! THIS IS HOW YOU LOSE YOUR DICK!

Short Answer: No. They do not work. And overuse can actually hurt you

Long Answer: These were the original impotence cure, long before viagra. They were only marketed later as penis enlargers as a sales gimmick.

The DOD is putting a nice chunk of funding into bio printed replacement dicks for soldiers who get theirs blown off. I dont have the links on hand but the project is headed by DR. Anthony Atala at wake forest university. I cant imagine that combat veterans are going to want to have normal sized dicks so there is promise here once some wily plastic surgeon sees the dollar signs.
As far as CRISPR goes, I imagine it would be some kind of franken organ grown in amiotic suspension rather than a dick grow booster shot. That whole field of science is still up in the air.

They already have ways to grow organs from stem cells (And even 3d print them iirc) the problem with that is in order to "upgrade" you would have to cut off your dick and sew on the new one and just hope that the nerves line up right. And I don't really like the sound of that. CRISPR If I remember correctly is a way to insert or remove genes via an engineered virus injection or some shit.

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fuck me

Well that's a given. No risk no reward after all. I wont be the first person to get a transplant but its already been done a handful of times.

can you prove pe works?

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