Apple in one photo

Do paintings count?

>>>/g/
>>>/trs/

Yes, but gay people also tend to have more disposable income.

Sorry, only people on 300k+ after tax are allowed to speak to me

This is why real men use TempleOS

God said sports and having pets are homo.

Wow how can G-d be always right like this, is he omnipotent or something

Wait, what?

Hello, rabbi...

I don't keep any gay porn on my computer, so it's hard to comply with your request OP.

God also said mixing fabrics and eating delicious lobsters are horrible sins. God is paint-chip-eating idiot.

4chan /g/ is a better board. Trust me, you could learn a lot from them.

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Oh wait, here's a better one, straight from Holla Forums

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Fuck off Holla Forums

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came here for this.

The best.

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fucking kek

Hahaha

Holy shit lol

I bet that guy could suck his own dick.

Not even surprised tbh.

Came here just to see this image.

Sauce on the hottie in that first pic!?

Does this mean that iphones are giving out their user's location and apple can use it for any reason?

Fucking newfags

lmao literally worse than /g/

Your Art degree is paying out eh?

Does anyone here know the origin of this image?

I remember when people said this photo was fake. Then he died months after

price labels omitted because they wouldn't fit in the image

Holy lel

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shh it's okay user
he just forgot his activated almonds

HAHAHAHHA HOLY SHIT

The Old Testament God is not the same God as the New Testament. Old Testament == Jewish/Middle Eastern non sense.

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Platinum.

Fake news.

Fake 'fake news' that is. I meant that it isn't even a real reuters article.

False.

I have only two pics for shitting on Mac users

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I don't exactly remember post-for-post, but some heavy /g/ user (namefig?) was a proud macfag shitposter, anons asked for pics, and that pic (And the various edits) is/are the results of that.

these are the idiots that think only "experts" should be opening computers. they've never given actual thought to how a computers works, and they don't even care.

they're happy when their $5,000 purchase shits the bed in three years because now they get to buy a new toy.

when something inevitably goes wrong with their retard box they pay a visit to a "genius"... and they feel quite clever hiding the naked pictures of their repulsive girlfriend several layers deep in some "folders".

apple has contributed so much the bullshit we have to deal with daily. all this user friendly shit, monetizing and perverting the internet, creating smartphones. i really hate them so much.

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holy shit that's pretty accurate

How does the second picture shit on Macs? As someone who has taken apart a shitton of higher quality windows laptops, I can see the cheap plastic snap-on tabs on the Thinkpad that break the second or third time you take the laptop apart.

This is after fighting very carefully with the frame for 15 minutes to try and not bend anything too much.

It's supposed to imply that Macs are so exquisitely integrated they're completely unserviceable, unlike the Thinkpad which is a disjoint bunch of electronics that is supposedly easily serviceable.

Integrated isn't always better. A new car might be more reliable but eventually it'll have to be serviced. When it does you most likely either can't do it yourself or will have to rent some $200 tool from the dealership. An old car might break down more often but usually it's a quick fix that only needs common tools and a weekend of your time.

I prefer to keep things going for as long as possible. Used to be everyone thought that way but now you have faggots that throw away good stuff every 3 years and buy the new shiny thing. If not for them the economy would collapse so I guess idiots serve a purpose.

My brother will drive to the dealership to have the PSI in his tires checked. It's madness.

But you can do that yourself.
For free.
I don't have a driver's license and I know that.

The dealership does it for free. He just never learned how to do shit, we tried to teach him but he never caught on.

(nice)
wew

Since I wasted good digits I'll tell you guys some more about my brother, mostly Holla Forums related.

I live on a farm. Instead of paying the cable company multiple times to hook up three houses I set-up a network. It consists of my house, my fathers house, his girlfriends house (trailer in his backyard), and his barn (which is a bar/hang out area). I did it with lots of CAT5e and semi-decent routers. I did it right on a budget. I set it up so it's one big wifi network and you can roam so you have access where ever you go on that side of the farm.

Anyway my brother still lives with Dad and got into streaming on twitch. We have a 200Mbps connection that we rarely maxed out. We don't get the rated speed but considering where we are it's really good. He moves in his girlfriend and she's into streaming too. If they aren't streaming themselves they're watching two streams each and playing video games. They just sit on their computers all day.

He starts complaining about the speed and wants it to go faster. I explain that it isn't possible but I'd see if I could tweak my traffic shaping to make it better. There was really nothing I could do. I have old folks streaming netflix/sports after 5pm every day and I have to accommodate them. Dad's barn gets priority over everything when he's streaming because I like to keep him happy (don't want to be bothered mostly).

My brother starts talking about this wonder cable and nagging me to buy one and put it in. He wants me to dig up everything I've laid and replace it with these "super fast flat cables". I explain that it isn't worth doing. One day I go to Dad's and notice a badly run cable scotch taped to the one I ran. He didn't even snake it through the holes I drilled, the lazy bastard. He also bought a new router and left everything at default. So he screwed up wifi roaming for my Dad and I had to hear about it.

When I asked if it was running better he exclaimed that it was "super fast". He is full of shit he's pulling about half what he used to. I've been waiting 3 months for him to admit it. I really don't want to re-do everything in the house but I'm not going up a ladder until he owes up. I just put in a new access point for Dad so he could roam and called it fixed.

The guy loves me. He's constantly buying me stuff I don't want. I'm typing on a Razor keyboard that I would never bought for myself just because he gave it to me as a gift. He works so at least he isn't fully NEET. His girlfriend is though, she moved in 2 years ago and we barely know her. She stayed in his bedroom all day and I'm pretty sure she doesn't regularly shower. She ain't too bad looking but she's a total leech. I don't know what he sees in her.

I have more stories. I doubt you guys want to hear them after this blog post.

Ok thanks.

In my experience, they cheap out on the parts quality so much it weakens the internal structure to service it. I'd much rather they just use quality materials so I never have to service the machine in the first place.

Gas stations that have service staff will also do that. It ain't no rocket science for fuck's sake.

It really makes me wonder, when the fuck did something happen that made everyone forget the mentality of being willing to service your own shit? Was it the nu-male mentality? Was it Apple captivating the normies with their unserviceable trash? Was it the media transmitting an overall message that technology is difficult and you should use oversimplified shit?

I blame TV and video games. All the time that should have been spent with Dad learning that stuff was spent on that. I missed out on a lot myself, it's embarrassing having to read a manual to do basic motor work. I'm so far behind where I'm supposed to be.

I don't know what's wrong with people it's like they don't want to learn anything outside their confront zone.

It's not too late user: >>>/o/

I haven't seen one of those in almost 20 years.

how does it feel living in the past?

I'm interested, post more

Gas stations are legally required to have attendants in Oregon, New Jersey or Mexico.

How?

of course we want to hear more, this is prime delicious OC.

so whats up with the barn, is your dad running some kind of public bar out of it? streams sports? thats pretty neat. you could try doing tech work for the customers??

youtube.com/watch?v=nM9g8ozZyAA

OP said it himself: his ISP is lying, but he's cool because he still seems to have quite a bit of download BW.

I guess that's what I was getting at. I pay for 200Mbps and don't get that much BW, but I don't live on a farm.
I want to know how OP was able to get anywhere near 200Mbps on a farm. All I ever see for rural areas are dish, T-carrier or crappy cellular with a data cap. I guess he could be lucky and is close enough to a WiMax tower.

That's because they can't reproduce and live in the homo-hive called SoCal, so you have a bunch of lisping DINKS making six figures running around blowing the cash they should be using to contribute to the next generation on cardigans, smart cars and AIDS vaccines instead.

Are you supporting gay marriage? Kill yourself.

Amazingly rewarding

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POO

Nothing made me sit up straight so quickly

Well on my way on begin an expert of /o/ user. I have a fleet of stuff to maintain. I know the electrical stuff pretty good just need to get better at working on motors themselves. I have a small 4 cycle engine I'm going to tear down and re-build over the summer.

Pretty good.

didn't realize this got so much attention. I'll try to think of some other stuff.

I paid up front for the drop. I'm the last client on that particular node. I only get 200Mbps in the dead of night but when I'm torrenting at 3am it flies.

My father opened a bar in town but his business partner was a drunk/crack head. It lasted about 6 months until my father let the guy (well his wife) buy him out. He took that money and built his own private bar in his backyard. He hosts private parties in it but mostly just hangs out on the stage with his girlfriend watching netflix. I typically get stuck bartending these parties and over the last 3 years have become pretty well known in town for begin a cool bartender. I hate the fucking job but I put on a smile and do it for the old man. We don't have customers because we don't have a liquor license. We do have a fully stocked cooler and liquor cabinet however and love giving that shit away if you like putting $1 bills in my tip jar.

He typically keeps it on the down low but word has spread. Any time we have a party the bars in town do shit business. We also host other types of events. We don't do weddings anymore because they're the worst guests ever. We're going to start hosting fighting game tournaments this summer.

My brother is the type of faggot that has to have the latest of everything. God forbid he's seen driving around in a car that wasn't made in the last 3 years. So when I built him a nice tower that should have lasted a decade of course he decided to upgrade it. After he dropped in a GTX980 he decided that wasn't enough and wanted me to build him a new machine.

No problem, he even gave me the "old" computer which was a big upgrade over what I using. Then the problems started. First he wasn't going to let me pick out the hardware he wanted his twitch buddy to do that. Then when it all shipped in and half the stuff wasn't compatible or was meme tier hardware suddenly it was my fault that it wouldn't go together right off. The motherboard wouldn't even go in the case he'd pick out. The entire time I'm fucking with it he's looking over my shoulder.

Well I got frustrated because this piece of shit wasn't going together right. I knew I had grounding issues somewhere but between his constant nagging and the bad lighting of the room he insisted I build it in I was having trouble finding the cause. In my haste I decided to use my multi tool to grab a screw that wasn't threaded in correctly. At that exact moment he startled me and it slipped off. Whoops I cut a trace, the second time I've done this in 4 decades. Must have been because some faggot wouldn't leave me a lone.

Well he gets pissed and instead of talking to me he starts crying and storms off to his grandmothers. Leaving me to take the CPU off this board for the 3rd or 4th time in the last hour. By the time he got back I had everything apart and wanted to know what I should do next.

He just walked by like I wasn't there so I went off on him. I stormed into his locked room and he turns around stunned. His girlfriend never looks up from the PC I'd just put together, too busy playing some 3D pony simulator. I laid down the law.

He didn't say anything. He ended up sending the parts back and somehow got the motherboard replaced. He had to pay some local guy to put it together for him. I had about 3 months of not having to answer stupid questions until he swallowed his pride and apologized.

This isn't the best example of him begin stupid. I'll try to think of another one. There are so many stories it's hard to bring up just one.

By this I mean what he's supposed to pay. You see he's still living with my father and my father had basic rules like

Hence he pays "rent" to stay at a house my father owns. Has he ever paid this rent? I doubt it. He's never had any obligations at all in his life.

For example he chose the prestigious institution of ITT Tech for his post-HS education. He got a free ride there paid in full by his Grandmother. When he graduated he was given $15,000 for a car. Was this good enough? Hell no.

He doesn't even wash the damn thing. It pisses me off so much seeing him owning what is a brand new car that he takes no care of what so ever. I often offer to wash it just because I feel like it's an abused child but he says he doesn't want me touching it. Recently both the headlights went out (faulty switch) and instead of letting me repair it he sulked around the house for days until the dealership found the time to fix it.

I do not understand why he's just handed money like this. He's played the helpless card since he was a kid. He'd often do shit just to get me in trouble. When he was 26 he finally apologized for that behavior and said something a long the lines of

I didn't even know how to respond. He basically ruined my relationship with my father for years. He was Dad's favorite and got preferred treatment at all times. My Dad never really enjoyed issuing beatings but I took them so often for shit I didn't do that it was hard to tell. He had my father convinced that I was such a liar that it was useless to even try to defend myself with words. My brother is bad at a lot of things but acting is not one of them, he knew how to cry on demand by age 5 or 6.

I'm blogposting too much at this point and have shit to do. If something comes to mind I'll reply again. Most likely I'll tell you about his twitch fame.

Apple UX in a nutshell

Still better than the amateur linux gui's.

How does it feel living in debt?

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get pajeets cock out of your mouth, user. Its covered in poo, its not healthy.

Due to the contradictory dates, possible evidence of forgery, strong motivations for fabrication, and few motivations for a legitimate revelation, this image should not be taken at face value.

pretty gud user, interesting read
what does that abbreviation stand for?

So much this, fuck video games
complete waste of time

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Holy shit, that's one heck of a resistor.

In this thread

Sounds like you coddle that little faggot as much as anyone else.

its a big resistor

for you

The last two are pretty much the same, and its mostly that, I think. Companies including but absolutely not limited to apple shilling things that may or may not actually make things more efficient or better on 'convenience' or 'ease' and the cultural effects that had long-term.

Bullshit. You're still reading the fucking manual like one is supposed to. People have had TV and other time wasters way longer than this sort of thing has been this bad.

sure, but they weren't as fun and addicting.
Even TV is declining to shit like twitch, which is just more invidiual etc.
And i'm guessing games have far surpassed TV nowadays

w-what? why are those so large?

are they real or are they for display / demonstration uses?

is it just for the comedic aspect of them being so large?

How do you speak over an imageboard?

they're 200 gorillion Ohm resistors, the ULTIMATE in electric resistance.

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What the fuck is wrong with his ballsack?

This is beyond frustrating. I came home from a deployment and my mother-in-law and sister had taken my wife out to replace her given-out 1992 Camry (something I had already told them I was fine with). It wasn't until I'd been home for a couple of weeks that I noticed that we had a tire that looked somewhat low. When I tried to check it, my wife threw a fit
I'm still debating whether or not I should have the tires replaced now or just wait until it's time for a new set. Either way, I refuse to go to a dealership to add fucking air to my tires for the next ten years.

Look at the shoes, what do you mean that thing you just said?

Nice

source?

1 September isn't 11 September you dingus.

You're a good brother, user.

Degree mill that turns out pajeet-tier graduates without the ethnic diversity points. Got shut down recently because the government says they're not eligible for FAFSA money any more (government-lended student loans).
Literally in one day they went "uh, fuck it" and shut down.

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The original image, you dumbass.

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They're just for fun, they serve no practical purpose. They were one-offs made by an asian guy, he has a twitter account, with some googling you might be able to find it.

shit dude, sounds like you've been through a lot of stuff due to your brother

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Mine looks exactly the same nothing wrong with it.

Oh my!

Here's your (you), faggot

You gotta be mentally ill to buy Apple shit, so it's no surprise.

Here is beer

Just isolate the thumbnail in GIMP and use saucenao.

This. It's easy to be loaded when you don't have kids.

This. It is no wonder that majority of Apple users are homosexuals.

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yeah, that about does it user

wtf i hate hitler now

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Anime is degenerate. Get a real, white girlfriend.

literally kill yourself CIA nigger

You're turning me gay out of spite Holla Forums

Me too. Let's kiss.

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I used to fap to this image when I was a kid.
It looked huge on my monitor though.

I think I'm going to have a nostalgia wank right now.

Why the fuck most prominent Republicans are macfags? Probably that's why the party is so cucked.

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white women are subhuman tbh

so are nigress, shitskins and mudskins.

it's likely that you will need to service your laptop every now and then. i had some sort of chip that was disconnected causing my ethernet to stop working. all i had to do was remove the keyboard and the plastic cover then resolder the chip in place and now my ethernet works. if i had a mac that same repair would either be extremely dificult or a 750$ trip to the local apple store.

because it's realistic than laptops should be designed around people that have a soldering iron to fix problems :^)

i don't own a soldering iron. i just heated a screwdriver up on a stove.

It's not hard to find a friend who owns a soldering iron.

touché

I agree, but nobody would be playing video games if we lived in a healthy, normal society.
So unless you're jewish or a muslim, escapism is the only logical conclusion to daily suffering.
Ashes and Echoes

oh my god the "asses that echo" guy is still alive? i just assumed you'd an heroed by now

Nice thread op.

Apple: Style over substance
Microsoft: Needs some street shitters
Linux: Reusable components, functional without unnecessary thrills.

Linux wins.

Both M$ and homolel needs to die.

They all need to die gnufag. BSD or Solaris are the only real options.

One at a time user. One at a time.

So funny it's sad.

So funny it's sad

Laughed heartily

Laughed heartily

Well you're right about the Solaris part, I heard they're not even going to make Solaris 12, and I think the Illumos distros will fade into obscurity. Sad.

FreeBSD seems to be holding its own though, it gets a lot of good press being the choice of Netflix.

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No, the gayniggers are Amiga users. You can tell by their ship's computer speech synthesis.

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they either cohost a red room or they're into the kinky stuff

It is if you gag.

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'd just like to interject for moment. What you're refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux....

My dad is kinda like that, at least since I moved out out of my parents house. He bought me Samsung S7 last christmas, I'd never buy it myself. We're from Poland and this phone is more than half of his month salary. I don't know what he was thinking.

yo wtf, why are they using sennheiser instead of beats?

Why not? It is better than beats.

Seriously though when will we ever see another Steve Jobs? The closest we have right now is Elon Musk, and that makes me very sad.

To clarify I have always hated Apple and their products, but you cannot deny that he pushed the industry forward. Today's Apple is just pathetic.

Stop talking like a pussy redditor. You do not need to preface your statement with couched terms intended to mollify the mob for disturbing the equilibrium of their group think! Just say you liked Steve Jobs.
-- Sent from my MacBook Pro with Retina.

All Steve Jobs ever accomplished is overseeing engineers who made phones and computers slighly prettier and slightly more usable than average.

Elon Musk is overseeing engineers who are building REUSABLE GODDAMN ROCKETS that are part of a long-term master plan to COLONIZE MARS.

Jobs, were he still alive, wouldn't be worthy to shine Musk's shoes.

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this is the 3rd time I've seen this image
it still hurts

you seem relatively upset

Musk dick riders embarrassing and delusional as ever.

All Musk ever accomplished is overseeing engineers who made deathtraps and rockets made from duct tape significantly more hyped and slightly more unusable than in the past.

Steve Jobs oversaw engineers who built DIGITAL WEAPONIZED AIDS that are part of long-term master plan to CUCK EARTH.

Jobs doesn't need to be alive to make Musk suck cock. Musk already owns a Mac.

Like fapping with your non-dominant hand.

How does that work?

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Bump. It was about to slip off the catalog. I saved it.

I'm autistic, what is awful about this image?
The guy looks kind of like a tool, but he's not really different than all the "pc battlestation" kids with silly lights and cases that look like Tonka Toys.

lol

Bash is trash. Almquist for scripts and literally anything else for interactive use.

because they reason about technology on a political level. mac is made in murica or something.

*used to be a better board
they are like 90% windows/mac users now

if only i could read stuff there without entering a captcha and turing on cookies and possibly js

You really need to lurk more, faggot.

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The only thing really broken for *reading* now is the catalog, btw. But I can understand your desire to disable Javascript on Mookchan.

What does that image mean?

Apple Vapourware Pro™ Stale Unlimited Edition

I thought that OS X was great for photo editing and stuff. What the fuck? This OS is literally useless.

Meant to say I'm not an expert. See how retarded I am?

Thar's a meme that carried over from the '90s when Macs briefly had better color calibration. They're bad at everything today, other than looking stylish to the hyperconsumer crowd.

This.