I'm honestly worried and freaking out and crying right now, I know they are feeder roaches and therefore more 'sanitary' but how do I know for sure? Will I die? Will I get an infection?
I don't even know why I'm asking Holla Forums of all places but I'm running out of options and don't have many other places to ask that would give a prompt response.
Carson Murphy
Hopefully whatever you get kills you quickly since you're clearly too far gone.
Liam Garcia
You sure showed me.
Jacob Scott
This would be funny if it weren't for the fact that someone would be stupid enough to think this.
Liam Perry
you got aids
Zachary Jenkins
[b]Enjoy your herpes.[/b]
Chase Reyes
'''Enjoy your herpes.*'''
Caleb Lopez
dubia roaches carry various diseases including hepatitis. There is a good chance that you may be infected. It actually happened to my friend once.
Jeremiah Mitchell
Well I guess I'm going to die.
Levi Taylor
liar
Joshua Sanders
Fap, have you ever fucked a girl in her ass? your body will be ready for it.
Andrew Sanders
get rekt fag
Ethan Anderson
Problem solved.
Alexander Clark
You have always spray some pesticides on ur balls, problem solved
Jace Foster
Wash your genitals in alcohol, it might sting a bit but it's much better to prevent than to treat.
Josiah Torres
I know you're fucking around, but I have a wound near my genitals so I use alcohol every now and then. When it gets in contact with my genitals it itches like hell and feels hot. Any reason for it? Any side effect?
Julian Walker
we are not pets, you racist! we are a proud and ancient people who have ruled over vast empires!
Charles Stewart
Cockroaches can carry salmonella if they eat raw chicken etc. So if you fed them nothing but veggies you should be fine. You could eat them, and you'd be fine.
Also I only know this because I have German cockroaches in my apartment so I researched them a bit. Why the fuck would you keep these ugly things as pets? That's a fucking serial killer hobby. Enjoy never ever getting laid, fag.
Eli Gray
Cockcroaches have certain charm. Motherfuckers are really smart and sometimes you feel they return your affection.
Ryder Moore
Why would you label me something like that just because I have a hobby you find gross? They're creatures that can be easily fed and kept in captivity, hence they can be pets. Plus I think bugs are cute, get over yourself asswipe.
Austin James
Would be funny if you implanted their oothecaes into your genitals. When you sleep at night they will start tickling your balls. Good way to have wet dreams