Ask a faggot anything

I might put stuff in my ass but i'm not THAT much of a faggot.

Only a few, all of the new ones give me cancer. Muh fidget spinner meme tho xdd

Tell me you wouldn't…

When are we going to have fun again?

I have a wife, is there any fidget spinner cosplay outfits?

Soon™

Nice to know Holla Forums has normie mods.

I find this hard to believe.

I look forward to it.

I hope you die

fuck off, reddit

Whats the kinkiest thing you've done with your wife?

they turned "random" into a pedo and horse fucker board

Suicide is your best option at this point.

Habeeb it

dressing your wife up as a fidget spinner isn't normie

yet. wait until Halloween.

What race is your wife? That foot looks asian or latina.

t. dated shitskins when i was in HS

I blame bad lighting, she is white tho.

Fidget spinners are the only thing stopping me from the preventative maintenance community and love. Thanks for your time in the wind. Hope you are doing a little bit of onion rings and relax weed errday. Xbownz to the table. Not sure if you can start the process of moving off the math magician to whoop niggerversus and zones. Everything is ok for now anyway but it's not too late to get it done with an alien spaceship buried below the best dungeon in a small self-sufficient communities.

That I enjoyed or the weirdest (even if unattractive)?

What do you think about the gay community?

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have you taken the eggpill?

How do we fix Holla Forums?

I have mixed feelings on the subject, I mostly dislike the gay community but I used to feel vastly different (See screenshot)

Hi auxchar

Kill all the chans and start over completely

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Both

One time during the first few months I let her piss on me, my thought process at the time was "How do I know if I don't like until I have tried it". We also do a couples fap roulette once a year. She seems to be ok with the idea of a two girl threesome as well.

I never did spend the $5 I got from that, almost got enough to buy some pizza now tho.

This thread is so much better than mine was. I was expecting really good questions like "What is the best touhou" but instead a goonshill spamed the thread with mental gymnastics

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Is a pizza just an open faced sandwich? If not, why?

a sandwich is a very vague and abstract idea, unintuitively encompassing many different types of food

Did you like the pee?

No, she had a UTI at the time (Unknown to me) and it made getting pissed on even worse then it should have been.

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So did you get coated in blood or pus?

Small amounts of blood, a reasonable amount of piss and fuck me it stank more than anything else. I would have rather cracked open a 6 month old egg on my face.

ha.

rekt

Why does my wifi keep losing connectivity?
Every so often the signal drops and oscillates between 0 and 40 bits per second. resetting the connection the modem does not work nor does restarting. It will just be down for somewhere between 5 and 120 minutes and come back on naturally independent of how much i try to fix it.

Do you know which end the issue is on?

Either the router or receiver's end (Ie, not the computer's end).
On the router there's a little green light that shows when there's internet connectivity and it turns off when the problem arises.

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Check with your ISP, if theres outages in your area then the problem is clear. If not, get a new modem

Hey, do you have rule 34 for this?

Go back to reddit

Every time I call them they just tell me to unplug/plug it back in no matter how much I insist I have tried it multiple times prior to calling. I do it just to humor them and it somehow works only while I'm on the phone with them. Shit gets me thinking borderline conspiratorially.

what do u think of [Club-Z] Blackout
myreadingmanga.info/club-z-blackout-1-eng/

Tell them that the modem isn't working and that you need another, no lights, no internet, nothing. If anything, take it to your ISPs store and say you need another.

No but I want to see some.

See embedded video, also too much black and white

So to what extent can you guys see an individual's posting history?
Like, I know you can see which posts are mine in this thread as well as other threads that are alive at a given time, and I also vaguely remember a scandal where a Holla Forums mod released an user's posting history to spite him, but I didn't use Holla Forums so I don't know the details.

How for does it go?

All of the posts on this board made on your current IP. We can also see your posts across boards if we have access to mod.php on another board.

Including threads that have already expired?
Oh yeah, that's a given.

On a related note, on a scale from 1 to shit eating gaiafag, how cancerous am I?

I'm not sure about expired threads, my educated guess would be that they disappear from your post history when the thread 404s. Your post history is pretty ok, i would rate you 4/10 tumors

When are we getting our flags back

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I meant country flags

how big r ya porn stuff
thats are mine stuff 2 folders full of real gay and str8 porn with some hentai pics related

why does dysnomia's house down in texas look like a rotting shack only an unemployed mexican or meth head tranny white guy would live in?

why are horsefuckers bad but not centaurfags? its horsepussy either way

42~GB, right now im on my laptop, and I can't be bothered to get my lazy ass up again. It mostly consists of rule 34, siterips, and archived pics from Trap threads 2007-2015. I also have about 30 pornhub videos from 2011 in there.

You don't want to know what goes on in there man.

I would include centaurfags and unicornstuffers but they are simply not as annoying or common as the MLP crowd.

from wich chan (4chan Holla Forums Boychan….)

when was the last time you have sex ?
Did you ever saw a pussy a real pussy no boypussy

well OP is, generally, a faggot

A sandwich cannot be open faced by definition, however were you to fold the pizza it could be classified as such.

R8 my post history m8
Bonus points for ctrl+v onr of them here for everyone to see my faggotry.

I've got like 2TB. Mostly solo big boobs stuff.

clean up the catalogue u fag

benis?
BENIS??
BENIS???
BENIS??!

Bermuda benis

does this mean that you can identify the posts originating from the same raw ip on more than one board despite different hashes?
answer and i'll stuff a gulls egg up my nose while singing land of hope and glory on no2, streamed.

Why?

How many hours do you spend shitposting on Holla Forums?

Do you enjoy seeing your boyfriend being fucked by other men?

when i post from a different ip, but 8ch still knows that im the same (you), can you see that?

Sorry, fell asleep for a while.

4chan, I only grazed Holla Forums as I migrated in October

7.5/10 shitty memes, not as bad as or

I'm here to purge 12 year old retards like you, not take orders from them

Make Benistan great again

I'm pretty sure they have the same hashes, or at least used to, we can't see your raw IP.

Because fuck you, thats why

Most of my day actually, when i'm "working" or doing anything mundane shitposting is my favorite activity.

Yes, dysomnia's gay, stinky, biohazard asshole is perfect for infecting degenerates with AIDS and whatever other cocktail of STDs he has up there

No, thats because such information is stored with your browsers cookies or cache.

well, no. hw made hashes board specific precisely to prevent vols tracking posters site wide.
would you confirm that the hash is now universal?

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Can you make the unironic use of "u" in place of "you" a bannable offense?

Rate my post history. Just this VPN not the others.

u r a fgt

I think u should b banned tbh

Make a post on >>>/loli/48470 in the meta thread and ill tell you

Nice trips, but no dysomnia is just a massive faggotini

km pls

no u, newfig

Your pic in the OP made me hard as a rock. I wanna lick your asshole clean
also I've been using this site longer than you

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Oldfaggotry should be determined by how much time you spent not the point of arrival

haahaha!!!! newfag!!!! Ive been here since 1st exodus

Can confirm, hashes are the same through boards, but the way they work makes it tough to track you easily.

I have diarrhea and hemorrhoids currently so I would welcome your soft, black tongue instead of this generic toilet paper. I have no doubt you have, congrats on being one of the only pre-migration fags that stayed around.

You have a valid point, it needs to have a middle point though, someone who just started using this year is still a newfag tbh.

-determined by the length of rope needed to eliminate their wrinkled bodies. evolve or die. oldfags mire the chans in the noughties.
gas the watkins rice war now

All of my posts are GETS deal with it.

I apologise. I've never been good at channing. I just give my 2 cents here and there and try to share an image or two since this is an imageboard.

oh dear.
i'm out forever
fuck you all

Pic related

You are doing a good job considering the average user is only hugs and happiness now.

Well if you compare me to shit expect me to shine.

I used to hunt pedos on omegle. I got this fat fuck to kill himself a few years ago when I send proof to his entire family and girlfriend on facebook. I'm pretty cool tbh

Damn that's cool. You're like batman or something.

I have mixed feelings about this, as should you. I hate pedos but how do you live with making someone kill themselves?

Easily. People die everyday, what's one more?

Evil deserves to die. There should be no hard feelings when a justified death is acheived.

That's some precious cargo right there. Glad to see he had it properly strapped in.

…and they call ``us`` monsters…

hey fuck you I have fantastic post history. A+ memes and insightful posts tbh. eat shit you nigger.

He is me. I always take extra precaution with my valuables.

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At least 400GB