My sister walked in on me masterbating, I was pulling up my pants and unless shes retarded, had to notice me doing it...

My sister walked in on me masterbating, I was pulling up my pants and unless shes retarded, had to notice me doing it. She asked me a weird question about my new job and then left. I sat down for another 30 seconds and she walked back in to ask me more about it and then left and said a friend wanted to know which was somewhat believable but why did she come back in my room? To catch me with my pants down again?

Is she coming onto me?
She a kissless virgin, and kinda hot.
I installed a trojan on her computer so I can see what sites shes visiting, maybe watching fake incest porn, what do I do Holla Forums?

kill her for disrespecting your superiority

Did she knock when she came back in?

How could you not notice, OP? It's obvious that she wants the D. Go ahead and ask her wether she's into you or not. Don't be a faggot.

No, I also heard her standing outside for a few seconds but then again she mightve been texting

Id be more comfortable with dropping sublte hints, we almost never talk to eachother but shes always super friendly when we do at least some of the time.

Let her catch you again, secret video her reaction, post results. Also what trojan was it I need more software like that

it's your turn to walk in on her masturbating

some of the time

That's because she wants you to take the initative, faggot.

just piss on her face to mark your territory and show your dominance

Replicate the incident, but this time be slower while pulling up your pants, act like you are clumsy or something, but make it even more obvious of what you're doing

Or just stop pulling them up and be like, "What?"

This, now that I can view her desktop I can walk in on her too.

This is what I was thinking too

I would be careful, she might be one of those girls that want to castrate their brother.

Wew

my god, i'll never know that feel, why live

Faggot.

stop being a retarded queer. If you want a little sister type to sit on your face just browse omegle for a few hours each day for a couple weeks (I know you have the time for this you lifeless fag) and make sure you look NOT neckbeard tier disgusting, and talk to black screens (potential shy girls) and girls who stay. I can bet eventually you will find what you're looking for… if you don't give up like a pussy

Good job, now other random haxx0rs can use the exploit to fuck with your sister. She'll probably get raped by some 40yo perv thanks to you.

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sitting on my face over internet isn't possible ;_;

Its just a darkcomet rat. My ports arent fowarded so its fine.

HOW OLD

21

I appreciate the quick response, but..

Ew

why even take another breath

it is if you have a car. I have one of these a state away. nudes on demand, fuck whenever I wanna drive the distance. Start grooming yourself so you can groom some pets.

is that the sister's age or…?

Yes, im 18

how old?

if she's single she'll probably fuck you, likely desperate for that young virile dick

or any dick at all, shes a virgin as well

you have 10 seconds to explain why you're not crushing that puss

Not sure if she wants it tbh familam

even if she doesn't, make her want it
watch a bunch of incest porn on her pc so if she watches porn she will get incest porn ads

She definitely knew what you were doing, but wanted to preserve your dignity.
So she asked the initial question in order to not make it seem awkward, then left the room for a few moments to give you a chance to sort yourself out.
She was not trying to see your penis.

nice try FBI

What a fag amirite lol

i doubut the feds are dumb enough to take anything posted on a chan seriously.
if she's over 18 that would be pointless.
she has too be at least loli looking

You don't have to jump at her.
Just check if she has any interest in you.

Come out of shower just covered with a towel and go ask for something at her room. Check if she's interested in talking to you while you're like that, or if she's uncomfortable.
Or oposite, ask her something while she's also kinda exposed. If she looks in an awkward looks, give up.
I remember fucking around with my sister and we just enjoyed being in pjs without underwear while having tickle fights.

Also, the trojan is a bad idea. Even if she fantasizes about you, she probably keeps it to herself and won't look for porn nor talk about it with anybody.

Hope to God you are talking about a step sister. Only niggers would be turned on and want to fuck biological relatives.

nope

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Blood or gtfo

DAT RIGHT

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t. Agent Smith

I'm pretty sure it's not about having retarded children but about breaking taboos.

don't be a fucking pussy.

look her in the eyes and finish

OP here just an update, She watches alot of yaoi hentai so she might be into femdom, im not sure yet.

I'll post screenshots of her computer later tonight when she comes home.

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Its true, We live in a strict household and she's a weeb.

MastErbating
l2spell, nuigger

Sorry my english isn't that great

My 12-yo sister walked in on me jerking off one evening, unexpectedly ad unnannounced… she just stood and watched, as we locked eyes, and waited until I finished. All over her.

did u rly?

She's watching some dumb youtube videos
Ill wait until later tonight to see what she does and ill post anything interesting

thats fucked up to invade her privacy like that. I want to fug my sister too but you need to stop.

Privacy is a meme

PICS OF YOUR SITER OR GTFO

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lol
One area of degeneracy where whites win, fam.

That's because no nigger or spic looks good enough to fuck. Also that's only statistics for the states. The mudshits fuck their cousins all the time.

okay. When you say nigger I think only African descendants. Sounds like the Indians, Arabs, and Semites are all niggers.

every home in my town is a "strict house hold". that doesn't stop literally every last female from losing their virginity by 15, and being married with children by 20.

TL;DR: that doesn't strengthen your claim, nor does being a weeb.

wait was this ur sister OP?

Cant tell, should I check her history?

So no omegle in the history. No signs of incest stuff either.

check her history and confirm if her

it literally just happened so it is worth a shot. odds are it's a troll and even lower odds it is actually your sister (who i still doubt exists), but why not.

i'd say at the very least if it didn't bother her then that is the go ahead to gradually be more open and notorious about it. just keep a layer of plausible deniability until you are sure.

History shows nothing

Walk in and ask her if she is still a virgin. Then walk out when she answers yes or no.

why was I born on this awful planet

I bet you were a skid and used njrat or some plebshit.

==TAKE THE INITIATIVE AND HIT THAT TIGHT FUCKING SIS PUS WINCEST BABY