Should I get an escort? [Y/N]

Tired of trying and failing at college for basically 2 years, only ever done 5 classes to completion, have a job that allows me to pay back the small debt I have and sign up for classes for the next semester and take them
I feel exhausted mentally and physically, I would say spiritually but I'm not religious

I'm faced with either renting a place with two people I don't trust in order to try to throw parties, but I will have to ride off of their social networks, and the networks of a handful of other people I know who may or may not even want to do this and may or may not even be around anymore when the time comes
Or to abandon it, the other two people will probably not have anything to do with me anymore, and sign up for classes and go into a normal college semester and just hope I somehow stumble into getting a girlfriend or maybe weasel my way into a random party or who knows what, when I've already tried that twice and both times failed (I didn't go to college the 2nd or 4th semesters) (spring 2016 and spring 2017)

Should I just get an escort and end it already?
Thoughts from people who have done it before?

sure why not

[N]
you'll feel like shit for disgracing the name of your forefathers and lineage. get a fuck buddy or get some composure you fag.

You can if you really want. Make sure you only see her once though. They will use virgins for money if they can. I would try to lose your virginity to someone you care about though. I know it sounds weird coming from Holla Forums but church can be a good place to talk to girls and make friends. Look for one that has a young adult group after the service. Proquizant is probably your best bet, that's up to you if you take that route what denomination. Of course if you do this you'll have to put up with all the religious stuff. But before you go out and buy a frickin escort OP. For the love of God if you are even a little halfway not bad looking guy. Try Online Dating. Do the online dating thing. If you aren't super hot there are average looking girls on a lot of the dating sites. Hell even use one of the services you have to pay for like Match.com. Then just message people until you get a date.

Just my opinion but that's how I've always done it. Worked so far.

I haven't really been to Church in awhile though.

that's why you don't tell them you're a virgin

No, Save your money

[Y]
Get a crazy ass one that'll let you go bareback. Unload inside her, then take mountains of penicillin. Get all weird and needy, kiss her deeply on the mouth and get attached like a sad desperate man. Then blow every dollar you have in seeing her a total of 3-4 times and end up broke and heartbroken, forever to associate sex and women with poverty, disappointment and misery.

This sounds like sarcasm but I am 100% serious. Everyone ruins their life at least once or twice over a girl. Get it out of your system, then attack school or work and rebuild. Eventually embrace a lifestyle of sex tourism.

no it's fucking degenerate

is right except
don't do that, it's just as disgraceful as some random street whore

get >>>/fit/ nigger

There is nothing wrong with a man using a woman who has reduced herself to nothing more than a sex object.

Of course there is something wrong with breaking the law if your country has not legalized prostitution.

Just be smart OP. Don't become a degenerate that only fucks whores either.

Of course you could always wait it out and become a real wizard, transcending any power these "meme wizards" on this site have.

get a load of this statist

Dont you got a man to be sticking it to, you smelly hippy?

who says I'm not?

lol

The other guy is right

Laws are made by experts that are smarter than us to keep us safe. If we break the law then everyone can break the law. We have to follow rules, otherwise it would just be chaos. If you disagree then you need some growing up to do.

not sure if statist or baitist

i don't know how you guys manage to fuck up to the point where you have to pay for pussy, getting a chick is ridiculously easy even if you're not a Chad.
like everything, you have to learn how to, but once you do, life is pretty much a pussy buffet.

even if you're desperate, you could still find some land whale to harpoon.


Jesus fucking Christ people, even 3rd world terrorists manage to get married.
one of London's terrorist married a brit cunt in 3 fucking months, the guy look like a complete inbred shirskin and he was obviously fucked in the head too.

The church advice is golden but is impossible if you cannot manage to be hypocritical about your atheistic/nihilistic views. Going there for quality women can work since some of them are pretty based and not as batshit insane like the new-age atheist wave of women.

sure, try it. it's fun

I'm seeing one later today

Take your cum pillow to church with you, as you cuddle it and cry openly, during services. The girls absolutely love to mother guys like that. You'd be certain of getting your dick wet - and OFTEN - just by doing this.

How will they react to me telling them I've never gotten laid before? I'm told by people I look "hot" but being socially retarded by normalfag standards basically negates it so its irrelevant

Will a tall, "hot", experience less guy confuse them? Will they take more of a teacher role or just the standard? Is there any chance at all I can get them to let me do it raw?

honestly i kinda wanna break down and tell them that i never wanted it to come to this and this was always the last resort, and basically tell them how ive been trying to get laid ever since i got to college and got cock blocked a bunch of times where id have gotten it if nothing else got in the way, and how every date i ever go on (the other times were failed hook ups) ends in failure, and i do have friends but i can never get a girl to want to have sex with me and im just out of ideas at this point

ive literally fingered girls and gotten sucked off before but thats it, thats something id tell them too