If you were God, what would be the first thing you would do?

DELET THIS
Seriously though, I'd delete the world. Start over. Create a world with no evil or suffering. Anything else would be malevolent.

Bake an apple pie

propoganda this:
Despair Code:
Humans accessed eternal life technology thousands of years earlier than now.
Humans are getting instant regrowth of their missing body parts at their existing body. They are getting their old brains placed into the heads of young cloned bodies. Some of the clone bodies are only aged seven years; old humans looking like children.

Ancient humans, breakaway civilizations of humans are, "mind controlling" millions of humans by a muscle flexing technology. The machines are as close as at you. The machines are as far as miles. The mind control happens by electricity caused at your muscles or your brain.

Aliens (science freak experiments) are pets, slaves, workers, acquaintances, friends, "family", or comrades of the most ancient humans and breakaway civilization humans…and like how the richest surface humans of United States of America pamper their pet dogs with food which is better quality than most humans at the surface of Earth eat…some aliens have better quality technology than United States Armed Forces. Many of the humans, among the groups of humans who are dominating all the aliens, use the aliens as, "portable storage containers" which are, "smart", "interesting", "interactive" and, "self securing".

Humans can travel from Earth to Marse during only a few hours time. Humans are living at the moons of every planet gravitied of Sol. They have robots to make all their food, and their governments are comprised of all citizens representing at the legislature, courts, and harming operations (executive work; non-words work).

Also, up in heaven, I'd have a sweet Godcomputer with endless 11/10 vidya, anime, etc. and create a universe of normies separate from my main universe to troll online and IRL. Wait wait wait, what if God actually did this and we're the trollverse? Fuck. I'd also have a sweet fridge stocked with snacks befitting of a god and, in the farthest corner of heaven, a room filled with my sick fetish porn with the strongest of godly locks on the door that not even my most trusted angels would know about. Cue New-Satan rebelling and corrupting New-mankind for not getting to see the porn. New-Satan, you fucking dick.

Kill myself

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You don't need godlike power to do that, my friend. :)

reset button on human race

Yeah, but being god would suck shit. Id have unlimited power, total omnipotence, total omniscience, surprises don't happen, anything I want, I can have on demand. I guess it might be cool for like 5 minutes but after that it would be bullshit and I'd be aware of that inevitability after the first second of waking up as God.

Thank God your not user…

Think bigger. A god could cast some kind of limitations upon himself to live as a mortal. This happens all the time in various religions. Just go mortal now and then when you're bored or cast amnesia upon yourself. Surely omnipotence includes the ability to cease being omnipotent for a time.

I would select a Virgin and fuck her. Cause she died a Virgin that means she will stay a Virgin forever. That means I would get to pound a sweet tight Virgin pussy endlessly and proceed to robbing her of her innocence over and over again.

End everything including myself

Now I'm imagining myself as God, becoming a mortal, getting my shit slapped in life, coming back to see my "score," as it were, and then slapping some mortal's shit for killing me.

But could I not also bring myself back to life after killing myself as God?

you now realize that's exactly what's going on right now

Find out how I came to exist

Sex.

Now you begin to understand why God would create anything at all, he got bored and decided to create us just for the lulz.

I'm a Alabama nigger and I want to be free

He wasn't bored, he was sad, lonely and wanted some friends.

kill all humans

Give humans the secret to traveling through space warps, then tell them to fuck off my planet

Kill all the jews.

Add mass to Mars to give it an equal gravity as earth.

Reheat the core of Mars to reactivate its magneto sphere.

Terraform the planet to hold a breathable atmosphere.

Transport all white people from Earth to Mars for them to establish the first Human Utopia.

racemix jews and niggers, then made them mudslims

lol, forced nigger immigration into Israel, by divine proclamation.

Give all the Chads and Stacies some weird disease that causes genital sores/shrinkage, complete incontinence, severe muscle wastage, and severe retardation; in that order.

But God is a Jew …?

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yours maybe

What part of kill all Jews didn't you understand?

inb4 autistic jew logic troll trap, "b-but you're killing yourself!"

i'm gawd in this scenario, not a kike.

Isn't that already happening?

Dear fucking god you clearly don't know what Levantine people look like.

nice one

I would murder all the pedos with blunt knives and sandpaper.

This thread is the most autistic shit I've ever read, seriously.

announce u cant get anything from me with prayers and i wont help u no matter what

everything

Give myself 1 million dollars Xd

Kill all non virgins, kill all other males, drown in pussy

What would baking said apple pie take?

If I were God I'd get a bunch of slaves to do everything.
If I were God thou shall not wear tube socks with Flip-Flops.
If I were God thou shall not worship false Billy Idols.

seriously who wants to wear those anyway

I would leave, my one of my fetishes a thing in world somewhere, then live in that fetish world, until I couldn't take it anymore, make myself forget, then doing all over again.

no you getting it

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