Be me

You fags and your no fap, have you ever considered fapping MORE?
It might be healthy and shit but I'll take longer erections anyday, plus this shit is making my quizosterone skyrocket.

fapping causes blindness, OP

Are you touching it the whole time?

Most of it.

How well does it work OP? gonna have to try this shit out.

Do you know those times when you were a kid and always felt horny, and your dick was super sensitive all the times? That's how i feel.
I still have to find a downside honestly, just don't stress out your tissues and you should be fine.

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in my country, its fapping cause u to not grow tall

Do they also say it makes you grow hairy palms?

they say in my country it make your knees weak and and your palms all sweaty

Well, yeah, it'll do that.

kek'd

nope never heard of that

fapping also causes you to instantly become a homosexual

Can confirm. I fapped one time when I was a kid and have spent my entire life awkwardly feeling my way around searching for cock.

You've been doing it wrong!

fapping is for literal faggots because you're jerking a man's cock

op is a faggot

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pathetic

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