So my girlfriend and I got into an argument and long story short we felt that our relationship has been extremely boring (same stuff different day).
We've decided that we'll do some more exciting and stimulating things ranging from simple things such as going to the movies to some possibly trying some new sexual positions.
I'm an extreme introvert and she's ultra shy about sex-related stuff. This week she picks and I pick the next.
Any suggestions?
Auto erotic asphyxiation for the both of you. See if that brings her out of her shell.
What, you don't know how to please a woman? You should really up your game and quit being a disgusting loser
C'mon guys, being a lesbian is hard enough as it is.
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high impact sexual violence
rape her.
I third this.
Deposit your big boy semens in her uterus to make her pregnant. Have children for a change.
Seriously tho, that face is a train wreck.
Whats worse a slight butter face or never having children so anions in the future can shitpost ruled by your DNA?
ruled=fueled
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Maybe she's tired of you being an effeminate twink?
Here's an idea. How about you both start going to the gym together?
Ya know this is exactly how you wind up in a cuckold relationship.
bring an unfixed male dog home. You each can take turns Tieing with him.
are you talking from experience?
what do you want to do with her there? You cannot even talk without getting thrown out.
Your date should be something where you can talk with each other and do something together. Also, I wish I had your "problems", user.
If I had a girl I would take her to:
those are only the ones I spontanely thought about. Online you can find thousands of suggestions for things to do on a date or things for doing together.
I would even learn an instrument and compose a song for her even if I am totally unmusical and have a terrible singing voice. Your girl must feel like you do not appreciate her and this is why she might be upset. Do not be afraid to show her how much you appreciate and love her.
for sex positions I have no idea because I am obviously a turbo autist with no experience in this field but there is this obscure Indian book that allegedly has interesting positions described. Then also maybe it is best to ask her openly what she desires/likes most. You should also tell her what you desire and maybe you can arrange a deal.
Please don't fuck this up man. You already have a girl so are living the dream of millions of roreny anons on this planet. Good luck
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It workes well according to normies because you can prevent awkward silence pretty well. Also animals sometimes do funny things and having a laugh is always a plus. My cousin told me that in his local zoo in eastern yurop they teached a monkey how to smoke cigars. The monkey was the number 1 attraction there.
NO! YOU FOOL! Don't you know you're supposed to take out a personal ad looking for someone fresh?!
Ask her if you can piss on her. If she says yes you should break up with her right after you finish pissing.
pic of gf?
I know how you feel bro. You've come to the right place though; everyone on Holla Forums is a master when it comes to sex.
Try something new, like:
* show her goatse
* anal stretching
* inflatable buttplugs
* retrograde wheelbarrow
* cleveland steamer
* invite some gays over so they can fuck you while she watches
* strap-on dildo so she can join them
* invite a nigger over (preferably HIV+) and have him shart all over your nipples
* invite a dyke over so she can abuse your prolapse
* spread peanut butter all over your prolapse, have dog lick it
* gerbiling
Find some nice hiking trails and go somewhere secluded to enjoy nature.
Yes, I have a suggestion.
I suggest you remember why nobody on 8ch has a girlfriend before taking any advice you may get here even remotely serious.
How autistic.
how did the argument start? who was the first one to call the relationship boring? were they talking specifically about sex? or did sex come up later?
I can't really give advice without knowing more about the conversationargument that started all this. But I don't want you to actually answer those questions. The thing is, you're in a better position to know how to proceed than anyone here, even if there was somebody here that is good at giving advice.
I'm pretty shit at giving advice, but I'll say something that may or may not help your situation: I kept trying to make vanilla work, even though vanilla isn't what I watch when I watch porn. Finally I tried doing the stuff that I like to watch, and surprise surprise, it was exciting and I was good at it! So if you're looking for new and exciting things to do when you have sex, try doing the stuff that actually excites you. "New positions" sounds like a normie's bad impression of being interesting in bed, but wtf do I know. Some couples really enjoy trying everything in the kama sutra, so if it's really something that excites you then, sure, approach it like that
LOL LOOK AT THIS FUCKING LITTLE BITCH HE THINKS WOMEN CAN BE PLEASED
DO YOU STILL BUY THEM FLOWERS AND SHIT?! AHAHAHAHAHA
Get a load of this faggot.
Let her use sex toys on your boipussy.
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Get the fuck out of here, you fucking normie.