ITT: Weird things that make your cock rock hard

ITT: Weird things that make your cock rock hard.
Bonus points on lack of actual sex

Do I win?

your posts

nice editing btw

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The fuck did you expect? I just cut the video into the largest segments that could be posted.

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Doctor Pavel, I'm CIA.

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Hard black cock and I'm a straight white male

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That's what I meant you faggot. Man, I thank you and you rant at me.

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Oh. I thought you were being sarcastic.