Is there a bigger joke than modern day "National Socialists" if they can even be called that...

Is there a bigger joke than modern day "National Socialists" if they can even be called that? The fact that these human skidmarks actually exist shocks me. I'm someone that would support National Socialism/Fascism whole heartedly if it were to be properly implemented in European countries, but these people have turned it into some sort of joke.

This National Action group really are the lowest of the low. Their propaganda constantly tries to portray them as some sort of heroic band of "National Socialists" when in reality they're a bunch of cowardly outcast teenagers that are attaching themselves to the label of white nationalism because nowhere else will accept them.

Here are a few criticisms of their group: They never EVER actually go through with what they say they're going to do. They never shut up talking about how they're "radicals" (really embarrassing) when all they do is get beaten up at marches and jerk each other off on Twitter.

Secondly, their propaganda is awful because it's 100% lies. There have been numerous reports from people who joined their group when it was first started of the leaders of the group running away in fear from gangs of smelly antifa members during their marches. There was a video made a few months ago of a few members of the group giving a cringe inducing speech in Newcastle where a renowned pedophile/child abuser (Ryan Fleming) shouts about how he fights for "Adolf Hitler" into a microphone with his child-like voice. In the middle of this video, one of the so called audience members (we coincidentally never see his face but we can tell he's an autistic video game addict just from how he's dressed) gives the group a roman salute. This person was blatantly planted there by NA to make it seem as though the public is supporting them. They more than likely expected multiple people to give roman salutes because of the one autist they paid (with their weekly JSA) who did it. They also wrote in an article after the speech about how the public "applauded" them when in reality the public cheered because they were leaving and were being escorted off by the police.

Thirdly, they let human trash join their group. The girl in the top right of this picture (never been seen at a March before, seems to be another one of their keyboard warriors that gets used as propaganda to draw unsuspecting people into the group but never actually does anything besides having a vagina) was in their Miss Hitler (cringe) competition and she literally has pictures of her arse and tits plastered all over her Tumblr yet claims to be fighting against cultural marxism. They also let pedophiles (Ryan Fleming) into their group and aggressively defend them when they're called out on it. They are also now letting obese neckbeards into their group, judging by their recent photos.

Why do these people claim to be making sacrifices for their people when they all wear masks to cover their identities and are too scared to talk about their beliefs amongst their social circles? Their entire movement is based upon false propaganda and young blokes actually get drawn into it and have their lives ruined because of these fucking freaks that constantly lie about themselves.

tl;dr

Why do brides wear white wedding dresses?
It's better if the dishwasher matches the stove and the refrigerator

What's the only company that never gets sued for refusing to hire feminists?

Subway

pls keep alt-right meta discussion in one thread

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

A young woman was taking golf lessons and had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for medical assistance. The golf pro saw her heading back and said, “You are back early, what’s wrong?” “I was stung by a bee!” she said. “Where?” he asked. “Between the first and second hole.” she replied. He nodded and said, “Your stance is far too wide.”

Lol.

Duplicate thread
Check the catalog, nigger

Is Google male or female?
Female, because it never lets you finish a sentence before making suggestions

The old thread got deleted by mods for some reason.

No, it's still there.
It's on page 19.
Use your fucking eyes.

HOw can you tell when your girlfriend is getting fat?
She fits into your wife's clothes

How many men does it take to change the lightbulb in the kitchen?
None, let the bitch do the dishes in the dark

Link the thread if it's there you angry manlet.

What's the difference between a job and a wife?

Your job still sucks after 5 years

Why did God create lesbians?
so feminists wouldn't breed

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Why are hurricanes named after women?
When they come, they're wet and wild, but when they go, they take your house and your car with them

(((triggered)))

What's the difference between jelly and jam?
You can't jelly your dick down a woman's throat

Why do women fake orgasms?
because they think men care

Why is a woman like a condom?
They both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick

It's literally not there you low IQ National Autism shill.

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What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?
A washing machine doesn't follow you around for two weeks after you dump a load in it

After I got my new iPhone, I asked Siri, "What do women want."
That was a mistake because Siri hasn't stopped talking for the past two days

Why does your group constantly get battered by scrawny left wingers lol?

Why do women have tits?
So men will talk to them

Check the other thread, this is a duplicate.

What's with all this autism lately? Is it the CTR faggots, or summer newfags?

Is "CTR faggots" another conspiracy theory made up by Holla Forums schizophrenics?


Are you just pretending it's a duplicate so the thread gets deleted? I'm not going to stop posting this thread.

OP'S "WALL OF TEXT" STYLE HAS LATELY BEEN SEEN IN MANY SHILL THREADS

You're a special kind of retarded to not be able to find an existing thread.

It's nice to see that Holla Forums is now full of actual schizophrenics. Are you angry because reading what I wrote required more than 5 seconds of your attention?

That's all I needed hear to know to sage.

A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?" "What dear?" she asked gently, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
”I think you're bad luck."

Nobody likes you anymore, CF

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you posted this exact same thread a few hours a go and got blow the fuck out

I think I'm going to post it every day from now on.

thats called being a shill
or just being britpol at this point the two are synonymy are you have have nigger from britpol who is always spamming "le civic nationalism"

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Oh dear, virgins on Holla Forums will call me a shill and offer no actual recourse to what I say, whatever will I do?

Nobody likes you anymore, CF.
You bit the hand and now you're losing your mind.

Christ I'm so glad I stopped coming to this place last year, what a cesspit it's become.

Lel.
Jokeanon saves another shitthread.

so why are you here now?

Sage and report obv redacts