Man climbing Trump tower with toilet plungers

The Berenstain universe sure is weird

If he makes it, he's probably looking at felony trespassing.
Hopefully he falls right at the 20th floor.

Praise Kek.

www.facebook.com/PeterShankman/videos/10153704866846674
Live video

hahaha, could be

I'd love it if he was an anti trump protestor trying to make some point about climbing over walls… and then he fell from about the 30th floor, and took out at least two bystanders.

That would make the point perfectly.

Clearly we are dealing with a master assasin here. Will Trump be able to survive this attack?
Slow and steady wins the race

YES FINALLY A HAPPENING FOR MY WITHDRAWAL
I NEEDED ONE
BLESS KEK

Found a live stream here
youtube.com/watch?v=_QobWf20dXs

Is he wearing stalkings?

THE GUAC SURGE IS HERE

I know it sounds comedic, but it actually works.

Hopefully the guy is some skinny beanstalk that can do 40 pull-ups in a row. He's gotta long way to go.

checked
the big frog wills it.

Can you take you nihilism somewhere else? Wish for everyone to perish elsewhere. This is an optimistic board.

Is it spiderman?

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WINDOW WASHERS INBOUND
TACTICAL WINDOW BREAKING SQUADS

SOMEONE JUST THREW LIQUID DOWN AT HIM

Not actually plungers, fancy suction cups.

do we actually know why he's doing it yet? I mean beyond "he's a retard" at least.

Yes. Do it you spectacular cunt. Ive got a one way ticket for my sides to the upper atmosphere just waiting to go.

Well he's probably not a supporter.

I hope he's tried as a terrorist.

Suction-man
Cup Dude
Mister Climby
The Gripster

More like the snail cause this fucker is taking 20 years to do this.

Somebody should drop a brick or rock. Fuck, maybe a vase or pie? Since this is cartoonish as fuck

The police are knocking out windows and sending out the window cleaning things to slow him down. He is just a simple man overcome by memes.

It's gonna be great.

I hope to kek humidity can fuck up the suction. It's humid as fuck in nyc today.

this entire world is nihilism, user. It came with the death of Jew worship christianity. Now everyone is larping

Its only going to get better.

and you think this is entertaining just wait for fire rooster

The fast paced music is a good choice for someone barely moving.

I'm praying to Kek for this.

HEIL

DROP ALL HIPSTERS FROM TOWERS!
DROP ALL HIPSTERS FROM TOWERS!
DROP ALL HIPSTERS FROM TOWERS!
DROP ALL HIPSTERS FROM TOWERS!
DROP ALL HIPSTERS FROM TOWERS!
DROP ALL HIPSTERS FROM TOWERS!
DROP ALL HIPSTERS FROM TOWERS!
DROP ALL HIPSTERS FROM TOWERS!
DROP ALL HIPSTERS FROM TOWERS!
DROP ALL HIPSTERS FROM TOWERS!
DROP ALL HIPSTERS FROM TOWERS!

This year really is 80’s movie-tier in its wacky zany and oft racy plot lines.

I hope plunger man makes it to the top when upon he dons a MAGA cap and gives New York City a big thumbs up.

This, I want this to happen.

KEK CONFIRMS FIRE ROOSTER WILL HAVE HAPPENINGS EVERY DAY ALL YEAR

(heil)
Praise Kek

This is just getting wacky.

yo who the fuck framed Roger Rabbit?

The jews

Berniebro gone mad

Retard

HE'S DOING IT TO DISPROVE THE USE OF WALLS

FUCK Holla Forums WHAT HAS BECOME OF YOU?

AND WHO'S GOING TO PAY FOR THE WINDOWS?

Taze the fucker, watch him spasm and dangle.

Nobody is shooting at him, it's not fair. Plus, he is probably a
FUCKING WHITE MALE

Fox 10 stream.

PLEASE KEKE

DROP THIS TRAITOR "WHITE MALE" ON HIS FUCKING SKULLLLLLLLLL!

so I'm guess he doesn't understand what barbed wire is.

where were you Holla Forums when Crazy Climber became real?

I hope one of his cups falls to the ground. Then he'd be screwed.

daaaaamn

looks like he has some form of harness around his legs I believe, maybe attached to the plungers

I can't fucking wait til Daddy goes off about this tonight in Fort Schlongerdale

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PRAISE KEK!

If dubs the plungers will fail and he falls.

Holla Forums dabbled in occasional cautious optimism and it paid higher dividends than nihilism.

wtf is wrong with my computer? using the one i just saved and wont use the one i picked?

ohhh nearly had a full house for yourself, maybe next time

Doesn't this just prove walls are hugely effective? He's taking forever and all it takes is one shot.

Lurk moar

when the fuck did that change to that image?

GET THAT FUCK NIGGER COP AWAY FROM THE WINDOW AND HOOK HIS ASS!

it's one of h8chan's bug

PRAISE KEK!

You don't ask for dubs. Kek grants dubs to those who are worthy. Somebody will drop something on him and he'll fall to his death.

hahahahaha

That's the pic I posted in the another thread

It's a glitch.

chan magic, your computer is communing with K-K

Well then

Tactical KEK INCOMING!

Mexico?

Checked

let's also completely ignore the fact they can texture the wall in a way so that those suction cups won't work effectively.

This fucker, if he doesn't fall to his doom
Trump can afford the windows; doom plz

IT'S KEKENING

Well, Trump IS going to bring back the 80s.

Ok, sorry Kek.

The thumbnail glitched. If you click on the pic, it's goes to normal.

Thank Pig & Son.

It happens on all imageboards as far as I'm aware.

Drop some barrels on this fucker!

Yeah because we all know walls are made of glass, climbable by toilet plungers and are left unattended and unguarded.

He has 5 of the suction cups, 4 on the windows and one on his ass. He really only needs 3 of them to continue climbing, and probably expected to drop some.

FADEOUT
DID HE DIED!?

Shoot him with a tranquilizer, drag his monkey-ass in.

This guy's a real chicken nugget scoon

Y'know, Trump is probably annoyed that they cut his windows and got 0 return from it. Not even an attempt.

Does he really think that plungers will work for climbing on a brick wall? It's one thing on smooth glass, but on rough brick with gaps for mortar it's just not going to work.

Trump isn't even in the building.

TAZE HIM!

comfy stream

I was hoping for the ones with his foot straps.

SOMEBODY MUST DROP SOMETHING ON HIM

God I hope so. The 90s were a huge mistake

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he's getting even more news time dedicated to him

He's a hipster — He just wants to prove walls can't exist. No logic all emotion. A product of the Underman and death of Christcuck society

kek

PRAISE KEK!

I wonder what his plan is.

What's the point of climbing up the tower, especially in broad daylight? If he were planning something nefarious, it'd make more sense to do it at night, when he'd be more likely to go unnoticed.

Those reporters! Twisting my mind!

I hope Trump climbs up after him and cuts him loose!

Trump chopper hovers in, lights this fucker up!

They reed a fucking Bane tweet.

FOX OFFICIAL MEME STATION

KILL HIM KEK

KILL HIM KEK!

Kek is egyptian degeneracy.

No fun.

BANE?

Maybe he'll miss like that one guy.

Is the window to the right broken?

to prove walls dont exist

They better have an HD, slow-mo, camera pointed right at the ground below him.

It will be spectacular.

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Sawed a whole in it.
For some reason. It's not like anyone did anything to stop him. He just talked with some guy while slowing climbing.

Yes, police broke out some of the windows to try and stop him, but then the guy just spent half an hour moving a couple of feet to the left.

Trump cuts out the window, man falls.

Trump looks through hole, waves to us.

I don't think suction cups work on concrete, what an idiotic leftist metaphor.

I don't think libs have the guts to do this kind of thing.

My money is on either a MAGA flag or some crazy Russian building climber

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

also checke m

In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony frog's blessing, but because, I am enlightened by my own digits.
check em

same thing*

KEK WILLS IT

MAKE IT SO

Might be this. Could've just decided to climb Trump tower so the media spreads it everywhere.

Wew.

How many stories tall is Trump Tower? This guy only got 4.

checked

….anyways

IN THE NAME OF THE LOGOS!!!!!!!!!!! FALLL AND DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

58 stories, this dumbass is going to be out there for a long time.

Trump Tower is 58 stories tall.

Probably over a hundred.

68 I believe.

Source: Art of the Deal

The fucker's still climbing

58 STORIES OF SHEER TERROR

This

If dubs, it rains when he is at floor 57 and the suction cups fall off.

JUMP FOR TRUMP

The fox stream just looked it up apparently
But then again, its the media so it might be a lie

KEK PLEAS MAKE IT RAIN. PRAISE KEK!

WHY IS KEK BLESSING THIS THREAD SO MUCH??!!

He made this whole thing happen for his amusement, why wouldn't he be here?

And the funniest thing is some stupid ass old YT video was playing "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" as I came upon this thread and your comment.

Hope he falls.

(((KEK))) TBH

It doesn't follow.

But I can't say I'm surprised by leftist non sequiturs anymore.

Because when a thread gets a high rate of posting it's statistically more likely to acquire repeating digits.

That curly hair!

It's a Jew!

Poor Christ's Blood on him.

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Or just start throwing some tasty pork at him.

Where do you get such a thing?

Is it this guy?

Tweet his name is sam hyde

smh it looks like my hair (mine is shorter though) and im not a kike =^/

yo guys
he posted this video yesterday

youtube.com/watch?v=sP493LmSJrE

what is going on this year

Pig's blood is the modern substitute.

Why don't they just isolate break the windows around him so they can isolate him?

Jew hair isn't curly like that, the curls are smaller. Wavy hair like that is European.

That just means there are more glorious plans for this dumbass

You sure about that [spoiler]chaim[spoiler/]

this guy if fucking slow. stop being a vegan and learn to climb

Let him fall Kek

HES A TRUMP SUPPORTER
HES A TRUMP SUPPORTERHES A TRUMP SUPPORTERHES A TRUMP SUPPORTERHES A TRUMP SUPPORTERHES A TRUMP SUPPORTERHES A TRUMP SUPPORTERHES A TRUMP SUPPORTERHES A TRUMP SUPPORTERHES A TRUMP SUPPORTERHES A TRUMP SUPPORTERHES A TRUMP SUPPORTERHES A TRUMP SUPPORTERHES A TRUMP SUPPORTERHES A TRUMP SUPPORTERHES A TRUMP SUPPORTER

Just fuck my spoiler right up fam

Actually I am. I was pretty clear about that so there isnt really anthing to imply.

what a nigger

meant for

Yeah, why doesn't he run up the side like in my Japanese animes?

fake and gay

Kek wills it

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No, he's libcuck trying to make Trump supporters look insane.

These are the tactics the left uses now, its that pathetic.

P U R E A U T I S M

It was uploaded yesterday

That is retarded, the rate of doubles per X posts statistically should be the same no matter how many people are posting you dummy.

Notice me, senpai

i hope trump disavows this faggot tbh

its literally him

Dubs confirm.

This. It's a false flag from some libcuck.

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What sort of libshit has either the balls or the discipline to attempt climbing 58 floors with some shit plungers?

This can't be happening

Yeah but if a particular thread is getting more posts it'll take more of those dubs.

How do libshits think this is an appropriate course of action? Why are they so dramatic

Interesting.

The Fox News host read outloud: "It's Ted Cruz, and he's trying to get the delegates!"

A mentally ill one. It's also possible this guy is apolitical and just wants attention.

If dubs this guy bitches out and asks to be rescued

They look really expensive tbh

that would only make sense if there wasn't other threads.

A Soros staffer?

He has the 30K emails hillary scrubbed.

Libshits embody the Personal Fable fallacy, especially when they get goodboy points for doing stupid things.

Kinsey did at one point, even said my name too.

THE BACKPACK IS FULL OF EMAILS

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Ahahahah

This brings me great joy.

Hopefully this does get full blown media coverage, only for him to unfurl a make america great again flag.

Kek he has like 3 different safety things attached to the cups and harness.

They should tranquilize him and safely bring him down since he has all those harnesses.

Why not turn this into a regular event?
We can have races and team climbs on Trump Tower.
Winner gets to have dinner with the Don himself.

Trump's poll numbers just went up two points.

So much for that stupid muslim father, and the damage he caused!

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oh fug

CLIMB SAFELY CLIMB CHAN!

There is no way he is a Trump supporter. Zero percent chance.

He careers and spiral down
Falls
He waves words of farewell
Oh, do not weep
All of this passing
To fail is human
To fall is human

So, what are you listening to while we wait for this guys to slip?

Why is he a trump supporter? How do you know this?

He isn't going to fall isn't he Holla Forums

Great idea. Losers get a helicopter ride off the tower.

that would be the lamest shit, and kek knows it

Dahnald. I am you now.

Oh fuck the fox news saw the vid

I HOPE THE WINDOWS GOT WASHED TODAY AND ARE ALL SLIPPERY

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KEK WILLS IT

he tells people to vote for Trump

HAND OVER THE DELEGATES, DAHNALD

KEK WILLS THAT HE FALLS.

I want to know what model of toilet plungers he's using. He has three attached at all times so if we knew the max weight capacity of each cup we could sort of determine what's in the backpack based on weight. This guy is no more than 180 for sure.

Any anons know the model of plungers?

Have polls been normalized yet?

what in the actual fuck is going on

He has straps to multiple suctions cups, he won't fall unless he tries to DUWAL WIELD.

Do a flip!

He'll have a gay flag or something, if he wanted to harm trump he wouldn't do it his way, Trump has ages to leave building. It'll be some sjw tier faggot, he'll be jewish (curly hair like Howard stern), and we will see him on he news for a week or so doing the talk circuit. Screen cap this, mark my words.

I can't take any more of this season of the election. "Primary Survivor" killed my sides and I just don't have the stamina anymore, I'm all used up.

Soon reality will break down to the point people can defy gravity by not looking down after running off a cliff.

flag or banner

All I can think about is how much this damages the windows and how much of a pain that'll be to fix up.

Oh shit, lol I just watched the video. He seems autistic. Are they trying to paint the Trump supporters as autistic faggots?

DROP AN ANVIL ON HIM

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HE SUPPORT THE DON

you stole my anvil dubs you giant nigger thief

what? source

Climber is confirmed to be a Trump supporter claims FOX10 ==praise kek==

Incoming.
Not sure what good it'll do.

It will rain MAGA hats when he reaches the top

The dude's a trump supporter doing this to get attention

why does it have so few views?

Hillary hit squad incoming

Pretty sure that might be the angle.

Nah, he's going to fall, and die. He's messing with some serious forces here, old gods have been awoken, and they are clamouring at the thought of watching him fall, it's only a matter of how far they let him get.

Blood for the Frog God

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Rolling for a bloody liberal faggot smear on the pavement

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His plan is to get to the top and shout "Love knows no borders!!!" to uproarious applause. That's his plan.

Kek has other options.

twitter.com/SamiaFOX10

Quick reminder to drop some neat tweets.

SOLIDUS CHRIS

from that video I get the feeling he's a turbosperg trying to assassing the Don

He should've thought of a faster way to do it then since at this rate they can send snails to apprehend him

I think its just to prove that its him in the video as who could predict that someone would climb the Trump tower the next day

Checked, and see

mk ultra?

*awakened.

Obviously not the same guy.

ONE OF US

They can't reach him from that angle though…. unless they shoot him.

not obvious at all

*teleports to Trump Tower*
heh…. we meet again Don

see

How would someone be able to predict that this would happen?

Check the hair.

They do have their 11 year old autistic delusions of grandeur. I'm surprised this faglord isn't wearing a fedora.

DUBS FOR TRUMP and not kek

He's obviously being paid by Trump this is great PR. I can't wait for the zinger

BLOOD FOR THE FROG GOD

Praise KEK!

OH SHIT HE'S GETTING TIRED

Human Fly

People been doin' this since the days of buildings.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_Fly

One guy even scaled the outside of the WTC in 1977.

He looks like an autistic psycho. Like I could see him telling Trump he's his long lost son and he lies him, then tying to shoot him immediately after

Well it doesnt say anything about climbing the tower in the video itself. And you can edit the title of a video at any time. So it may just have been out there and some jokester thought to alter the title of his funny video.

penis with legs

Made an "absolute madman" tweet she better read it.

THEY SHUT IT DOWN

Realistically he has to climb for eight more hours….

He's not going to top out.

holy shit it does look like him

i think it is tbh

Is there a better stream then the Fox stream? The hosts make me want to shoot myself

He's bailing on it… heading towards the pulley.

WAIT, I'VE SEEN THIS GUY BEFORE!!!!!

HE'S DONE THIS MANY TIMES!!!!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alain_Robert

Fire Monkey is fucking wild? I wonder if turbo autist actually has the emails.

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this autist probably thinks hes the guy from the book series his YT channel is named after

leventhumps.wikia.com/wiki/Leven_Thumps

ALPHABETS ARE IN THE WINDOW WASHER THING, THEY'RE GONNA GET HIM

Could this all be a distraction? Is there any (((Legislation))) being passed today?

Eh I think it's possible but 8 hours is 7 hours and 50 minutes more than what they need to catch him

Shit wrong reply, and I lost the other one

THAT PIECE OF SHIT, REACH THE TOP OR DIE FAGGOT

Oh that's a much better shot.

Definitely him.

Doesn't look anything like him m8

vaccum pumping air in there? wtf is these reporters on?

LOOKS TOTES DIFFERENT TO ME M8

Its 87 degrees in NYC right now and humidity is at 66% too

His name is Steve from Virginia and he's on a mission - from Kek.

He's sketchy af so I don't know what he'll do when he reaches the top, maybe go full sperg mode saying "LE DONld DRUMPF :DDDD"

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it's really him, "independent researcher" screams autism, what the hell does he wants to explain or reveal to Trump?

shit them caps

That guy looks familiar…

Kai! Did he smash out the window?

HERE IS COMES Holla Forums —- PLEASE LET A BALD EAGLE KILL HIM

rumor is his name Steve and hes from Virginia
nothing else

87 degrees is pussy tier.

the 33 000 emails

Is this a joke or are these people really retarded?

That's how the suction cups work. They have buttons on the handles to pump air out.

Why would you want that? He's a Trump supporter.

thats how the suction cups work, their are little rods that stick out of the handles that he can pump with his hands to create a vacuum.

Probably some guy who said "If dubs, I will climb Trump tower."

God speed, Human Fly, god speed.

Probably an infotard type who wants to tell him that nobody died at Sandy Hook.

looks like crazy, oh shit wtf

He reminds me of the guy who shot John Lennon and then said "I killed an album cover"

We said it jokingly to eachother but leftists really are this retarded.

I'm wondering if he's the most autistic fuck ever to browse imageboards and is doing this to make sure Trump has all our digs on Clinton and CTR at this point.

GO FUCK OFF TO YOUR BOARD /FRINGE/ WE DONT WANT YOU HERE!!!!!!!

!

for what it's worth he's not a complete autist. i have some respect for him if he has the balls to do this and obviously does climbing in his free time. it's one more hobby than i have…

He thinks the wall is going to be made of smooth, unguarded glass!

Doens't matter the is made

It should be illegal for normies to use the internet tbh

Autists can have hobbies. I'm autistic but still do kayaking and other shit.

That's what we do.

read again, the reporters said vaccum pump air IN it. not taking the air out

speak English you spic bastard

Esoteric Nationalism is the focus of this Tibetan Tulpa Messaging System. Please respect that.

Thats pretty cold for a vagina

So is the idea for the window washing cart to provide temptation for him to crawl to throughout his journey to the top?

It's not a bad plan.

Okay, have fun climbing it since it will be so easy.

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They really believe this, don't they?

it's like when a boat follows those people swimming the english channel or something

its going to happen

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No. He's right. He's on a mission from Kek.

Nobody is going to shoot him. He's climbing a building, not raping babies.

This. I've never been officially diagnosed but I'm pretty sure I have some from of autism. I still do shit and have skills and hobbies. I just suck ass at face-to-face social stuff.

Yes, it is, but humidity makes you want to kill yourself

Pumping little rods with your hands must be something you know a lot about…

go back to halfchan you chromosomally deficient shill

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getting bored lads, if he falls and dies let's tweet that lefty reporter a lot

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NO SAND NIGGER ESOTERIC FILTH — DIE — YOU WORSHIP OUR FATHERS

FALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

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go back now

OH SHIT
ENTIRE WINDOW COMING OUT
HE'S FUCKED NOW

CHECKED

And they took out a window … damn, he won't finish.

This guy is the epitome of the liberal millennials.

Starts of doing something common sense would say was really stupid.

Keeps doing it despite mounting evidence that what he is doing is not only stupid, but detrimental to his well being, and potentially others.

Finally, when faced with ultimate failure, realizes that what he is doing is incredibly stupid and damaging, then has to rely on others to bail him out of his predicament at a cost and risk to themselves.

such a high energy thread!
praise Kek

Eh. Some people are really not bothered by it.

I paint in Florida so it's kind of something that you adapt to.

I dont think this faggot has the stamina to climb 90 stories.

i hope he's checking twitter i wonder if he's just gonna walk right into the trap

I saw a man in a business suit with a red tie.

They need to shoot him before he gets to the top and unleashes a I'm with Her banner or some shit. This man needs to die before he can do that.

THEY'RE REMOVING THE GLASS ABOVE HIM

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Oh sit theyre breaking a window above him… move nigga

Nah, he just just walk along.

What if he keeps moving around, forcing them to remove many many windows.

JEB DON'T DO IT! THINK OF THE TURTLES

That libtard bitch in your pic probably wears a collar when getting railed. She probably calls out "Daddy" too.

Makes me wonder wtf is congress up to right now.

He just encountered the first boss of Castle Trump

He's only 40 feet up?

he's being slow and methodical, check his calves, lots of climbing experience

Do you think he was smart enough to bring water with him?

Streams

Holla Forums news watching group stream
taima.tv/r/Predator_TV

Fox News Cable
youtube.com/watch?v=aay_NCiTJAE

Fox 10
youtube.com/watch?v=3mq5hrUDoYo

Do you worship the Jew of Athiesm, the Israli of Communism or the Dead Kike of Christianity?

Damn, Holla Forums.

So, I have to ask:
WHY DID THEY SAW A HOLE IN THE OTHER WINDOW IF THEY CAN JUST REMOVE IT?

Pedro pls learn English before posting on this board

hes above the 20th floor

They didn't pull out the glass at the last second so they could nab him, now he's just going to go around it. What tards

He will probably face another few windows pulled out…

"Prepare to meet your doom, faggot!"

He's getting tired, he'll either fall or get pulled in

Fuck off.

Oh. Shit.

Forget humidity and temperature and even food, if he didn't bring water he's at a health hazard stage in another hour or two.

Hopefully they bill him for every window.

If he falls i'll donate 200 bucks to Trumps campaign

jesus this is like that futurama scene were they crash into this boxes in super slow motion

hes a trump supporter, all he wants is a word with the god emperor

Maybe, I think those arent removable windows though. He is now shifting to the right

They're learning as they go. It's all a big game.

IT'S A GUN

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They're taking out another window! ,

Trump wasn't home he just got home and told them.

he's spotted them and is gradually leaning away

EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY IF YOU HAND THEM OVER DAHNALD. WE CAN ALL WALK AWAY FROM THIS IF YOU JUST HAND THEM OVER

First cop that poked his head out the window had a camera. I hope they publish the pics.

FUCKING CHEATERS

Is it time?

those digits make me wonder too

I hope they "accidentally" remove a window he's on and just pull him inside.

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why

MOUNTAIN CLIMBING STEVE WILL BE STOPPED, BUT ONLY IF YOU POST IN THIS THREAD

NO PANE, NO GAIN!!

With how slow he's going they would just remove a window beside him, stupid cunts

DO IT

DO IT!

They're taking out all the windows on the entire floor.

What is Sucker-Man going to do now?

he claims to be one but we cant really know that for sure at this moment

I would understand if they got it in one go but this is the third window they've demolished trying to get him. ffs.

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I can't believe Sam Hyde is climbing Trump tower.

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(checked)
CLIMB! CLIMB! PETER PLUNGER!

Why not an anvil?

Running out of windows on this side.

he can threaten to kill himself by falling down if they touch him

SECOND WINDOW OPEN !

CLIMB! CLIMB! PETER PLUNGER!

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so like 20 hats?

CLIMB! CLIMB! PETER PLUNGER!

Will the Don be awaiting him at the top? It's the olympics, he is trying to show his strength to honour Kek. Only those strong enough to scale Trumps great tower can join him in the light.

Also check em

Jesus christ how annoying

This would be a great video game, I'll admit.

SWING AWAY SPIDEY STEVE!

FALL ALREADY, YOU MOTHERFUCKER

CLIMB! CLIMB! PETER PLUNGER!

The popo's gonna getcha ya

Praise KEK!

CHECKED

CLIMB! CLIMB! PETER PLUNGER!

They obviously got the memo that he wasn't a liberal and they are moving in for the kill.

They will happily send him to his death now they know he is a Trump supporter.

Trump needs to get on the phone and get those windows put back in.

The cops dump body oil down the side of the building.

it already was.

(checked)
KEK HATH SPOKEN

He just littered!

What's the next step of his master plan?

Taking out his water now

CLIMB! CLIMB! PETER PLUNGER!

CLIMB! CLIMB! PETER PLUNGER!

SEE

CHECK'EM

God damn what a stupid fucking game this reality has turned into.

IT'S A FUCKING GUN

He needed to drop some ballast

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EVERYBODY CHECK OUT WTF IS GOING ON AROUND!!!

CHECK STOCKS, CHECK EVERYWHERE!!!

STAY ALERT!!!

MAKE SURE NOTHING IS BEING SLID!!!

NO PANE, NO GAIN

NO PANE, NO GAIN

NO PANE, NO GAIN

NO PANE, NO GAIN

NO PANE, NO GAIN

Lmao

Imagine how quickly they'd have shot him if he was a Mudslime.

CLIMB! CLIMB! PETER PLUNGER!

UMM GUYS???

lol true

In the backpack is a parachute and just before he reaches the open window, he will leap off and fly to freedom.

Stevie Man, Stevie Man
Does everything a Stevie Can
Tries to climb tall trump tower
Doesn't make it past an hour

WATCH OUT

There goes the Stevie Man

this is going to be fucking long.

WEEEEEEW

CLIMB! CLIMB! PETER PLUNGER!

White privilege is being able to climb skyscrapers and getting off with a small fine.

NASDAQ is down 0.4%

Here is the proof KEK has blessed this happening!

so has the don commented on this yet?

what if he will be Keks first martyr?

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Is he high enough for a parachute to keep him unharmed?

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STEVE'S IN FOR A SURPRISE HERE!!

Oh shit how did I not notice that before

I am not an expert but isn't it fucking stupid to put his trust on one window?

hehe

That's like, totally beautiful man.

OH GOD, NO!!!

NOT 0.4%!!!

the fuck is nasdaq?

peter plunger is a peter puffer

source your quotes please.

The left corner has the elevator. They'll just go up and snag him.

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Iffy. The safety chute on my hang glider harness needs 300 ft to deploy. Below that you're dead.

Is Killary having another seizure?

He's above the 20th floor. Good height for base jumping.

Looks like he's moving around to the side, away from the window they removed.

Source?

ID: b71399. Today.

One of the stock indexes for the US. Almost all of the indexes are down but I think its fucking nothing

Bro…

I-it's the next Shemitah, please believe me g-g-guys.

He's bound to get dehydrated and delirious sooner or later.

its been there for at least 6months

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Am I the only one rooting for him? What if he actually does have important info for Trump but the arrest him and then Hillary's goons see to his suicide?

Please fall down and die

please?

It's an electronic casino that some people like to play.

I like this song..good choice.

POLICE DO SOMETHING HE'S GRADUALLY GETTING AWAY

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Underage summerfags need to fucking leave already.

If dubs, the cop tazes him and he rattles against the window.

this dude is fucked. he has nowhere to go

CLIMB! CLIMB! PETER PLUNGER!

I am giving him a fair amount of energy right now tbh.

Cop tazes him, and he falls to his death. kek.

There's always one way he can go.

He's almost boxed in.

Sempai will surely notice him after this. Next time he'd better do it at night, though.

Love that album. Nice to see anons with taste.

He is boxed in, that lift goes up too lol

They should remove a window below him as well, just to fuck with him.

amazon.com/DAMO-Vacuum-Suction-Granite-Lifting/dp/B005EE2GCM/ref=sr_1_26?ie=UTF8&qid=1470867725&sr=8-26&keywords=suction cups

I think I answered my own question. So he's either heavier than we thought, went overboard with the suction capacity, or he's potentially packing something heavy in that backpack.

Can Kek get any greater?

Ftaghn ftaghn ia!
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh
Si'al Ke:k, ia ftaghn!
Si'al Ke:k!

KILL HIM BEFORE HE OPENS AN I'M WITH HER BANNER!

unless he wants to go all the way to the right.

fug, I hope he's not a diagnosed autist.

we're going to get an even worse reputation if we keep getting in the news for dumb stuff.

SHUT IT DOWN

Climb! Climb! Peter Buttplunger!

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This faggot wishing death upon a disciple, and spreading the liberal agenda, along with his shitskin buttbuddy.

We can tell you aren't one of us.

Probably the most likely

Kek is an idol and all idolitors will hang

I would go under the lift and around lol…not like they would go down on him with all of this tv coverage.

THE DELEGATES, DAHNALD
PUT THE DELEGATES IN THE BAG
NOBODY HAS TO GET HURT

he's probably being extra safe with the capacity

Wrong. And if he was Muslim I would be calling for him to be shot ASAP.

I'd love to see the cops hit him in the face with their rope.

Yes, because it must be terribly hard to read his fast moves!

GIVE HIM YOUR MEME ENERGY

He shows no sign of giving up

CLIMB! CLIMB! PETER PLUNGER!

those trips + dubs

TURN LEFT FAGGOT.

fall peter puffer fall

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I don't care if he's a Trump supporter or not, what if it's a ruse and he's an assassin.

Murder is a sin, christcuck. Do not disobey your desert demon.

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CLIMB! CLIMB! PETER PLUNGER!

CLIMB! CLIMB! PETER PLUNGER!

Why not just lasso him?

MEIN GOTT

inb4 the cop fucks him up, makes him fall, gets sued for manslaughter

These cops cuck at fishing. They don't even have any bait on their line.

here fishy fishy

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CLIMB! CLIMB! PETER PLUNGER!

Kek

Is the cop trying to knock him off now?

If he goes any higher that nigger can grab him, if he goes left that cunt in the trolly can get him. Difficult

just shoot the faggot already

Is there a hashtag for this?

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this is bait

Oh shit, I didn't even not. Kek indeed.

No. What if he falls.

best case scenario they're too scared accidentally make him fall so they don't touch him

try 88% humidity and 95F, you start sweating just going outside

It's nothing. That's an insignificant drop. Less than a normal daily drop, if I remember correctly.

i'd love to see him grab a cop by the chest and pull him out of the window.

Cop falls to his death. Praise kek.

This will probably set the template for some gameshow over there

CRIMBU TLUMP TOWA, AT TOP, VELY HONORABRU PLIZE

YOU FALL? BLING SHAME ON ANCESTORS!

Notice*. Kek'd so hard I can't even finish words.

The guy made a youtube video and told people to vote Trump. Says he has a VERY important message for der Trumpenfuhrer. Guy seems kind of spergy.

youtube.com/watch?v=sP493LmSJrE (too casual to embed)

Get out of here kike

the cops by the window are harnessed to the building, nypd ain't dumb

Baron if you are ITT post funny pics when he gets near your floor.

Please let there be a banner in the bag.

Learn how faggot

take ten whole seconds and learn how to embed nigger

Motherfucking quints

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That's a big tower.

4U

climb climb peter plunger

FOR EU

4AMERICA

ah shit wrong thread…

For a man with little hands.

I think it's hilarious for MSNBC to keep returning to ' OH, BUT THE COPS CAN GET HURT '.

That wasn't a point they were willing to make days ago. Top fucking kek.

Yeah, they need better bait.

Little fingers too?

Would they risk grabbing him?

The cops are being deliberately super careful. If he falls because of something they do, then the entire department is fucked. Cops only get to straight up murder a guy if he's a nigger.

from cuckchan

THEY TRIED TO GRAB HIS PRIZE

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MISSION FAILED

UU
UU

HOH SHIT

I'm more conserved the the climber.

hah, grabbed the faggot

THEY GOT EM

THE BASTARDS GOT HIM, STEVE NOOOOO!

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Living the dream tbh

NIGGER COP CUCKED BY SPIDER STEVE

NOOOOOOOO

No way.
He's also suctioned to the building.

Stay there, faggot.

fuck they got him

THEY GOT HIM

Kek please allow the Viper to RKO this climber

FFFFFUUUUUCK THEY GOT HIM

god dammit

THEY GOT HIM BOYS

This poor kid didn't plan ahead at all

Why the fuck is there a Japanese guy talking.

Betting if he was a supporter with something important for Trump…he'll end up dead.

GRABBED AND BAGGED

Getting caught might be part of his plan

OH SHIT
ROPES TOO LONG
IN HE GOES

==CLIMB! CLIMB! PETER PLUNGER!

That was a fun happening. now to see the response.

THEY GOT HIM
IT'S OVER !!

HE GOT CUCKED HARD BY NIGGER COP

DELEGATES HAVE BEEN CAPTURED

CHECKED

HAIL TO THE FALLEN

Well that was fun.

Some poor cunt has to go out on the window there and take that shit off

Typical millennial. No Plan B.

Plan fuckers! Contingencies!

RIP STEVE

rip

Shit man it was ~72 the other day and I was starting to sweat

man those things are fucking sturdy

F

Of coursh!

Calm down guys. Getting caught was part of his plan.

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Yep.

Regardless of his affiliation him being dragged off the wall while clinging to his suction cups brings me great joy

FUCK! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WAS GETTING CAUGHT PART OF YOUR PLAN ?

I saw it on tv those are plate glass window installation cups.
And seems to work well with a couple caribiners to climb glass walls with

SUCK BOY IS THE ENEMY@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

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WAS GETTING CAUGHT PART OF YOUR PLAN

Novice.

OY VEY THEY PULLED HIM IN TOO VIOLENTLY

Trips confirm this is part of his plan.

Cop drops a suction cup and kills three in the crowd below.

If he reaches the top and places a massive MAGA flag on Trump tower he will become the hero of Holla Forums.

Ten whole seconds of my life that I will never regain. I hope it's worth it. You monster.

PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS

Was getting caught part of his plan?

Dunno fam.. towards the end i was kinda rooting for him.. the cops could have been nicer.. There was really no need for that aggressive butthurt pulling of him.. Pretty nigger-tier move by that cop tbh fam

eff

Funny, because if you looked at the thread this was already posted multiple times.

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FUCKING 4CHAN

THIS GUY IS A LEFTIST

HE'S A COMMIE HIPSTER

TRYING TO PROVE WALLS DONT EXIST

Twitter wasting no time.

F
you have guts steve

you gotta check out the South sometime

Hey when is the next RALLY?

Well to be fair once they had him off his plunger they literally had to pull him or he'd plummet and die

F

Well that sucked

WE WUZ REDNECK KANGZ N SHEEEIT

You mean nigger land?

What info do we have on this cuck?

Or maybe a gun, so that way this guy, who might've been bailed out by Trump, will be ignored instead.

Read the thread. He's doing this because he has important information for the emperor and this was the only way he could come up with to get his attention.

True biut i think that wasnt the intention.. cop's face reeked of butthurt humiliation or something… Nigger-tier pull in.

HE"S A FUCKING COMMIE HIPSTER

PRESS D FOR DROP HIM

His name is Steve. He's from Virginia.

I don't know, I found the whole thing rather gripping.

ty4ctrfam

Dang it, I missed it cause work.

What happened? tl;dr me.

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BULLSHIT

HE'S DOING IT TO DISPROVE WALLS!

see

guy climbs wall, police tempt him with a unbaited hook, he falls for it because he's a newfag

He claims to be an independent researcher. That backpack could have had anything in it but now we will sure as shit never know.

TRUMP RALLY AT 7EST

WILL HE COMMENT

Eat shit, copycat. I pressed "D" first. I'M THE TREND SETTER, NOT YOU

not the good parts

It takes a lot of guts to build up that kind of courage.

they are beating him up ATM

THE MADMAN DID IT

TRUMP MADE ANIME REAL

supposedly a video is on youtube of this guy explaining why he was climbing the tower

youtube.com/watch?v=sP493LmSJrE

Kill yourself shill.

Send his video to the campaign - if he's in custody and Trump visits he won't be able to hurt Trump, but will be able to talk. The man earned an audience.

Retard

And this is why WD40 is invaluable. Quick spray of that on the top pane and he's history.

Even if he was a faggot leftie he still showed more initiative and guts than his fellow cucks. Admirable, but mistaken

Actually no, he had himself connected to two plungers with carabiners.

Probable autismo climbed Trump tower to deliver a message of dire importance.

the hivemind is real

but user, he was a Trump supporter.

Thank you for Correcting The Record.

However we can’t be so sure, his YouTube video suggests otherwise.

holy shit

The cop's face reeked of being pissed because he was having to hang over the side of building and risk death to arrest someone acting like a tard.

I know he seemed a bit forrest gump, but he was hardly going to fucking dangle there was he?

i doubt it.

Yea but faggots in this thread are talking about how he isnt

What could that autist possible need to tell Trump that we don't already know and Trump doesn't already know.

He thinks he's the main character in a book.

Haven't read the book, but here's the wiki page on the character he thinks he is.

leventhumps.wikia.com/wiki/Leven_Thumps

His YT channel has the same name, and he kind of resembles the character. I'm sure what he did is probably out of the book too, or at least parallels it in some way.

breaking news: police capture man

was getting caught part of his plan?

It's the Jews.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE DUB THE AUDIO FROM THIS OVER THE VIDEO OF HIM BEING PULLED IN

TL;DR: butthurt berniebro climbed a tower pretending to be a trump supporter because muh irony amirite guise

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What was he researching pol?

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I hope Mr. Trump meets with him.
It sounds like he has important news.