Brit/pol/ #1130: Countryside Edition

Lads, these
CUCKS
are attacking
BASED NA

I think this calls for
ANCIENT GERMANIC BATTLE TACTICS

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They're faggots lad

BASED DPRK WILL SHOW THEM THE LIGHT

I've warned you about this lad

DPRK = NatSoc

Good day out that, lad.

Glad you didn't get Snack Bar'd tbh..

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Bullies watch out.

muh Tottygate

Lad…

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I'm calling the Police lad.

BASED COMBAT 18

tbh

BASED GOVERNMENT AGENTS

Your waifu is a moonfaced Hebrew

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shame it's not real

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Lad, that better not be "assisted open" spoon.

JUST TRY AND DESTROY MY PARTY

I DARE YOU

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Post your caches

L-l-l-lad… you'll get locked up

Are you joking, or are you actually this thick?

ssssh

p. jell tbqhwy lad

WTF TBH

Are you Norn Irish or something?

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'Disgust' over 'fat & ugly' Fit4Less advert
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-37019878

Let them come.

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You've never been in love, lad

Lads my grandfather's grandfather was Irish, I feel disgusting.

Brit/politics/ reported on this ages ago.

I have enough firepower to over throw the government tbh, whos with me? only joking GCHQ

Why did you do this?

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Shows how slow Beebfeed is.

Oh, don't be that way, the Irish invented plenty of contraptions! Like the, uh, the, uh, uhhhh…

"Let the American people go into their debt-funding schemes and banking systems, and from that hour their boasted independence will be a mere phantom." - Pitt The Younger on the first national bank

Was he right lads?

I'm ginger and I'd still bully her tbh

That must be why we all heard about it
Because we all go there
With all the other posters
To look at their awesome banter

The potato?

potato peeler?

>To look at their awesome banter
How 'bout you stay there.

Brit/politics/ is based af lad

and I do have the pictured bayonet too
WOGS BETTER WATCH OUT

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I'm calling bollocks; four year olds can just about clap their hands in rhythm, let alone bully someone.

sarcasm lad

at least you understand sarcasm

i gots one of them too

Text doesn't show sarcasm unless it's slanted or summat tbh lad pls no bully

That's gorgeous, lad, how much did you get it for?

Not really, because the First Bank was abolished by Jackson and American people existed relatively free from the constraints of banking cartels until the Wilson administration.

Wew, is that even legal

Nothing wrong with fractional reserve banking smw

If only they weren't deactivated.

Says it all really.

the other guy got it
go to a proper church yet?

YEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Top kek

Why do you know what Brit/politics/ does lad?

yes, section 1, classed as a muzzle loader

What's wrong with Virgin trains lad?

Really makes you
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its not

there's no Orthodox churches (that I know of) near me

Because I was the one who posted the article there

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Damn that racist HP sauce.

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don't larp as a Greek, lad
orthodox churches just seem exotic because you're unfamiliar with them
can have grappa at the sacrament

got the gun for 750, although I thought about getting the carbine ver for the same price. Got the bayonet for 90. Got them at the war and peace show down at folkstone.

You need to check the firearms laws mate. Both those guns use Obsolete rounds and therefore do not need to be deactivated.

Don't you live in London lad? smh, can't be that hard to get to one

I guess you're just thick then lad

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What's all this pr talk then

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Overpriced shit for cucks who can't drive fast.

Trains are based lad

Not even that overpriced

:^)
I'm mostly apprehensive about going and being involved in a church that could be potentially (((poisoned)))

Like looking for a clean needle in a haystack made of pozzed needles.

I like the fact that the BBC is so over confident in their propaganda that they not only gave themselves top spot on the things that “good” people like but also gave themselves second for good measure.

Lad, I live in London too and I see quite a lot of Orthodox churches about. Admittedly a lot of them do seem very ethnic

They are pricey

Who /regretting leg day/here

You must "poison" the church lad. Did Jesus turn away from the money lenders in the temple? He went in and whipped them! The heresies being practiced today? Jesus would want us to pull a Breivik.

Do it fam

There was a whole thing about brown sauce being a relic of racist colonialism a while ago.

No.

Just go to a black church lad.

All orthodox churches are ethnic

Especially the best one CofE

Lads what is the best gun I can get in Britain? You decide what I mean by best tbh.

kek'd

Do you live in Slav Central or summat, fam?

Holy fuck adverts are shit now

Only if you're not smart enough to buy advance tickets and use a railcard (if you're eligible). I can get from Manchester to London Euston for £14

U fukkin wot

IMPORTANT POLL

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Licencing would be a faff, but you can get a based Brit gun, lad.

rt.com/uk/355071-london-police-attack-video/

NIGS ATTACK OUR BOBBY PEELERS

10 shots, more than enough to kill anything that moves.

Mostly Lebanese or Armenian I went to one once when I was seeing a Lebanese girl a while ago , think there might be some Slavs around

Why didn't daddy teach me to stand up for myself? Now he can't even protect me from my brother since he's bigger than both of us.

Is that really the best, lad? An old wood gun? No evil black guns?

I used to have a Lebanese gif. Maronite.
Her dad hated me because I wasn't Lebanese.
And because I was banging his daughter

how's it going big boy

These fuckers will threaten to blow themselves up over anything!
breitbart.com/london/2016/08/10/migrant-centre-evacuated-iranian-man-threatened-blow/

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nugget

is there enough rope?

sportsmanguncentre.co.uk/steyr-mannlicher-hs50-m1-mountain-50-bmg

Where did all the shitposters come from?

Pakis. Not niggers

Feels like shit tbh. My brother is a psychopath. I'll probably end up dead one day.

Just got home from my job as a slave to socialism and big pharma, you?

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Not evil enough, lad. Looks like a wood gun painted black.

Just because it was a military rifle during the empire doesn't make it good today, lad. smh

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They're quite nice tbh. She was very feminine and affectionate. Probably wouldn't do it again now though, because I'm not that civic.

Her family was the worst thing about it though, her brothers hated me especially.

I bet you think IKEA has top quality furniture n'all you fucking pleb.

She didn't have brothers phew

Very Civic.

Thank you for sharing Britain’s core value of diversity.

I don't really care for furniture as a NEET tbh.

Trust me, it was absolutely my pleasure.

1960s: fully dressed qt white woman describes why she likes the brand of soap/shampoo in the advert

Now: naked fat (usually half-caste) women rub lather on themselves in the shower in a borderline soft-core porno

sportsmanguncentre.co.uk/sig-sauer-522-swat-22-lr

Good lad, just a shame you didn't have children with her.

colour me surprised

oh my

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tbf, Lebanese girls are the least civic civics that there are.
I also went out with a half-Indian for a while

That's more like it, lad. That can't be legal though.

Why?

We broke up because I wasn't really that into the stuff she was into.
Wouldn't have minded kids with her I guess but there was no snap in the relationship.

Coincidence detector
bit.no.com:43110/1As8nyiVibNzfjLiS1eCinYia2dK2ZgHiz/

I thought you were above bullying, lad.

It's a 22 lad, all the black fixtures and that don't change how the gun functions like lefties would have you think.

A theoretically legal set up here in the UK, would need to be an approved secure room for that quantity and cabinet.

He's a Chad of course he's a bully

They're the closest to Europeans genetically (culturally too) of any non-Europeans.

I've seen Greeks who look much less white than the Lebanese girl I was seeing.

Civics out
…not even
dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3732799/Are-world-s-identical-triplets-Meet-model-sisters-haircut-eat-food-workout-together.html

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Lads, it's been a while since I posted here. I was just wondering whether someone could help me answer a question that's been bothering me for the past few days:

What did Jo Cox die for again?

Reinforced glass and actual locks on the doors would help Christ, they cuck us over

Having fuck-all taste is deserving of bullying.

There's always worse.

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Lad. He's literally a dreamboat.

I am more a function over form guy tbh.

Wood functions just as well as (((plastic))), pleb.

Their father must be so demoralised
why is our society so sterile

Durability and weight isn't the same, even if I prefer the look of wood tbh

30 is the average first child age

Why are you so beautiful?

Can that gun even function anymore.

WEW LAD

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The weight difference is negligible tbqh, and for the ａｅｓｔｈｅｔｉｃ it's worth the money.
spoilered for porn

Ｇｏｄ ｗｉｌｌｓ ｉｔ

I like the look of the third one.

I want to get a Lee Enfield Jungle Carbine, would try to get it for historic reasons

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It's the same as the first one I posted when you decided to criticise wood furniture are you trying to make me reee.

One day, fam….

Wood makes every gun look sexy 'scuse the shitty camo in the background

The swiss make legendary guns lad, smooth as their watches.

Very nice lad

obviously not the same wood or angle, lad.

Never mind, its an AR-15 =(

America was the worst fucking mistake we ever made.

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Brilliant gun

But Canada exists.

America is worse.

Top kek

What's with all the gun faggotry lads?

FOUND MY NEW MUMMY

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NO FAP WAS A MISTAKE

I MIGHT HAVE A SEXUAL EMERGENCY, LADS

I take it you weren't using ttpw's picture.

>>>Holla Forums

The fuck did you say? I'll have you know I was top of my class in pajeet shitting, e.t.c.

Lad, if you're not thinking about getting a gun for the future happenings you're dead already.

Don't be so weak like that, lad.

I'm pretty sure that was just a yank coming in to ask why most Britbongs adore gun abolition.

You can never tell these days.

Get a life and bin that knife tbh

I haven't wanked all day, lad

Feels horrible

Seriously, lads. I hope I don't run into Virginia. I wouldn't be able to control myself.

Don't lie to us devil. Lust is a form of idolatry tbh

why does it feel horrible, lad?

Why don't you just fuck off?

FATTY BOM BOM FATTY FATTY BOM BOM

im sad

THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

express.co.uk/news/uk/697588/Rotherham-abuse-scandal-South-Yorkshire-Police-missing-grooming-CSE-evidence

ROTHERHAM SCANDAL: Fury as child abuse evidence VANISHES from police station

>"Halfway through the interview this woman barged in and said stop this interview, we've had a complaint from an Asian man saying you've racially abused him, told him 'f** Paki, f*** off back to Pakistan'. “
>"I asked the police officer, said to him 'if that girl hadn't been there to back me up you would've arrested me wouldn't you?' And he said 'yes’.

She has got a bit of an arse on her

BULLY BLAM BLAM BULLY BULLY BLAM BLAM

This is my home. You are my friends.

HOW???

I love you, lad. Ignore the bullies. They're just jealous.

Oh so the police are in on it

Makes sense

I love you too, lad. Bullies can't hurt me.

So it's not just "police don't want to seem racist". They're corrupt as fuck. Then again the people of Rotherham had a chance to vote against this shit.

They need to be hung.

Hanged you chav

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a-auto correct, swear on me mom

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pics?

Give me Gordo's sister's facebook lads

This tbh. Wasnt it discovered some time ago that the Mayor of Rotherham actually knew some of the rapists?

I bet the Rotherham police and politicans are in on it. Anglos love to diddle with kids and when mudslimes are ready to take the blame, why not? Fuck kids and just let them take the fall.

facebook.com/rebecca.jahans

Feels fucking good, lads.

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Does anyone have that pic where british politicans are fucking kids while mudslime hold the kids down?

Nice one fam. Gonna try and get her noodz

She's just so lovely

How do I get a wife like her, lads?

She's adorable.

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imagine going on a train journey with her and booking into a hotel in the lake district

Be a handsome doctor, obviously

are you trying to make my heart melt

Tbh it is easier for a woman to find a partner than it is for a man

I know, but the comparison is amusing nonetheless

That's no excuse for becoming an obese, disgusting waste of oxygen.

We're forest animals, lads. Our ancestors killed our home.

STAY AWAY SHE'S MINE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

then she takes a shower and you whisper "i'll have a surprise for you when you get back" as you embrace her softly from behind

She rolls her eyes thinking it will just be you naked but comes out to find scented candles, rose petals and you sitting there with massage oil

She smiles and butterflies rise from her stomach

Has there been any documentary on Rotherham?

Thought I might try to find footage and create a video that paints a narrative by drawing connections with child sexual abuse in Pakistan.

I'd take her for a ride on the D train.

Lads

get ready for all the vile slags to drape that damaged goods gear on for halloween lads

You fucking roaring poofter

Ginnie is better and red pilled

better looking too

this tbh.

No-one's taste can be that poor

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HONKA HONKA

How many generations back did she have a black relative?

She looks pretty close to being white.

Lad are you trying to convince me or yourself?

Never knew I wanted this tbh

mummy please save me from the bullies

Has anyone got a infographic on how to get a gun in the UK?

Really want one tbh

Important Poll

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POST THE 22 STONER BULLY OC REEEEEE

And no GCHQ calm your tits I just want to own one for hunting.

WHAT IN THE McFUCK?!?

This is absolutely mind-boggling.

archive.is/0kAl2

Based poll

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Are Lee Enfields legal?

Ginnie

she looks deformed

Kike hunting?

Total pig tbh
and not very successful

Nobody ever will, lad, because they know deep down that it doesn't hurt me.

He was jailed for saying he disagreed with inter-racial marriage

Need a license for one.
Or you can get a deactivated one….

mmmmm. Don't make me break my 3 days of no fap, lad

Women don't need to be successful, lad.

You NEETs are delusional

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God she is so perfect.

Lads, you just married Ginnie and it's time for bed. How do you conceive your first child?

She even looks good with no make up on. Imagine her waking up next to you on a crisp winter morning.

I wouldn't even rape her. She looks old and haggard.

Stop shitting up this thread with your attention seeking autism you sad, sad cunt. Kill yourself you pathetic fat shit.

she reminds me of a one of those women who have been splashed by acid by a vibrant boyfriend, who need major plastic surgery and to be caked in make up to look barely human.

No lad, you're thinking of Adam Wallace.

Memes

Stop telling me to kill myself, lad.

Who knows lad. Imagine the bum fun

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LITERALLY MAD

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Holy shit.

I'm sorry, but are we living in the opposite world?

he's living in the mainstream media world.

We all can't fuck kids user

The way he says it makes it out that Trump raped six gorillion babby wefyewjeez.

How do normies fall for this bollocks.

Sorry to hear of your problems, you screaming shirtlifter

try to be more manly, like this guy

london.backpage.com/TranssexualEscorts/first-timers-perfect-girlfriend-experience-peachy-bum-feminine-sweet-blonde-447790573839/14664437

Lads I'm gonna do it

What a slimeball. Is there even one news anchor who tries to do their job in an unbiased manner? We're going to need a lot more rope.

Please do and don't come back.

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His face is so weird.

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I'm not surprised

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I hate Muslim smiles, lads.

He's referring to polls lad.

Smiling is harem like everything else enjoyable in this world.

You're not the only one tbf lad.
They're so fake.

Oh look, YouGov shows that Brexit will lose, so it's basically guaranteed that Brexit will lose! :))))))))))))))))))))))

Beat me to it, lad.

The (((polls))) also said remain had it in the bag

They'll keep exploiting these laws until we get rid of them.

she's afro, not even a real muslim

Should I focus on re-learning violin or guitar, lads?

What's the word on KC?

it's a Dutch AR-10 faggot

Thank you America

Why not both lad? Guitar's easy; especially if you use an alternate tuning like Open G.

Guitar is more versatile tbh

britishasiansuk.com/romanian-gang-storms-barber-shop-with-baseball-bats-leaving-one-man-with-serious-injuries/

young man playing guitar is a bit cliche, so go for violin

It's not tbh, the bolt is pulled at the back like an AR-15 and its more bulkier like one as well. Its a custom one tbh. I got it wrong when i replied, Saw the wood and thought it was a AR-10 tbh/

It clearly says "Cal. 5.56"

Correct lad. AR-10 was 7.62

Guitar because it's easy and better for women tbh

yes… but what quality of women

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He should learn double bass and play bass in a band for most pussy.

Violin would be easier for me to get back into as I studied it more and was more familiar with it, seems more inviting as an instrument compared to the goytar.

Doing nothing is easy, n'all.

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I don't have the brollie hat for it tbh

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You don't even have the "man" part.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3733615/Bomb-threats-reported-two-planes-land-Brussels-Airport.html

I'm glad somebody's got it right

Even if they have a pro-Clinton bias we need some proof that the pollsters have done something to drastically increase the gap between them since the DNC. Bias in Brexit doesn't mean trends were inaccurate.

fuck you tbh.

Why lad? Don't you have hands?

Missing my left middle finger tbh.

Clicking on spoilers is always risky, lad

It was your own fault tbh.

What happened to it, fam? If it's not too uncomfortable for you to disclose

As per my YouGov example, the polls are bollocks to begin with

I think your mentally ill and seeking validation tbh.

LADS

Google Django Reinhardt lad, he had mangled hands.

What about his mentally ill?

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Are they cheaper than actual women?

Why haven't they stopped this embarrassing competition?

REBOOT IT

myukip.com/leadership-hustings.html

Fucking hell they're actually going through with the candidates you see in that video.

Cousin's dog bit it off when i was 10 TBH.

Don't care enough to actually play it, tried it in secondary school and i just gave up, exams and all.

I'd imagine they'd be more expensive as its a fetish thing.

Tried any open tunings?

You can put your trip back on now ttpw.

Are they going to be streaming the hustings?

….JUST
eur.army.mil/RapidTrident/

I'd never do that in these threads lad

JUST

Why did the dog bite you?

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I'm sure.

Went to fill up its water bowl and then it lost its shit.

Doesn't sound like a very good dog.

Don't think you can reverse-psychology me, lad.

Dinner is ruined lads

Got rid of that after that tbh, Uncle didn't want a dog that could bite children randomly.

Depends what can of juice it was lad.

How many alcoholics are there in these threads?

I thought dogs get put down automatically if they attack humans.

Ditch the fizzy drinks and drink you whisky straight, like a man.

I wonder what itd be like fucking all three of them at once

Theres some shit you can do with ice and salt which makes it instantly cold.

ur mums still livin

I've shifted my substance abuse to weed now personally.

Come on now lad.

What i menat by got rid of, "put down" escaped my mind.

I'm not an alcoholic lad I just enjoy a bit of the good stuff with my din-dins

Lad…

So this is a man who is more submissive and feminine than any woman you are likely to get near, right?

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Important poal

at one point did there used to be 2 walls between England and Scotland?

I'm one tbh

Do you have any legitimate critcism of the drug that cannot be leveled at alcohol or are you shitposting?

I could get a female prostitute, lad. But I've been brainwashed by porn tbh.

tbh lad tbh

Yes, Hadrian's Wall and the Antonine Wall.

We used to keep Sturgeon inbetween the two.

The Antonine wall and there was a supposed 3rd wall further north

You're as bad as Muslims tbh

Not my OC but Peter does say ass from time to time

Not an argument just an appeal to authority.

interesting, you never hear much about that one

That's because it's made of earth and wood rather than stone, and with Hadrian's Wall you don't have to associate with porridge niggers.

Hadrian's Wall lies entirely within England tbh

Is Carl Benjamin related to the real Sargon of Akkad?

Wew
BREXIT BLACKMAIL: Accept unlimited migration or NO free trade, says EU nations

EUROPEAN countries including Germany, Portugal and the Czech Republic are intent on making the UK continue to accept unlimited EU migration as the price for access to free trade with Europe.
express.co.uk/news/politics/698680/brexit-eu-accept-unlimited-migration-free-trade

Yes I am. What of it?

none

It'll be political suicide for any of our politicians to take that deal.

Good God, why don't you just lift your skirt and make it easier for the Yanks to bugger you.

Just curious, lad.

Why have you taken to avatar fagging today?

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bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/36984887
WEW

Back to /r/beards you go, numale

tbh it's been a while since I noticed you last doing it.

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It's not a matter of "manliness", it's just why would you ruin a perfectly good drink with anything.
Use ice if you must.

I've been busy the last few weeks,

Why are tripfags so stupid?

He's been pissing off fedoras for ages by using Christ-chan as an avatar

yank detected

bretty sad i'll never live in a house as grand as that.

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fkn ell how daft does someone have to be to not get that I'm implying they're a massive faggot.

poal.me/9b22k5

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Why didn't you just say yeah and take his money lad, this kid gave me a 20 to get him vodka.

Disneyland Paris evacuated. Cops and army on scene
twitter.com/ak_gnosis/status/763452260592549889

Explain your reasoning lad

DEVILISH

And how daft do you have to be to think that a skirt-wearing poofter is manly rather than feminine?

why bother?

Dickhead asked me as I walked out the shop. What did you get with your score lad?

Because not everyone is a cultural pleb.

#NotCivicEnough tbh

telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/10/british-steamship-found-beneath-russian-arctic-after-139-years/

Pretty cool discovery tbh, would love to see it brought home and turned into a museum

u wot

Bought myself some drink, when he mentioned it i felt like i wanted some myself tbh. Must have been that moment where he thought it was for him kek.

Yeah, but you are so why bother?

too cheeky

Considering the Mary Rose has just had its private museum opened, I can see this getting its own one alongside it tbh.

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I was telling you why others would use it not me.

My nan watches that, and I could swear that they're mocking me each time I walk in; it's always either miscegenation or white bum bandits.

What culture does Yorkshire have anymore?

We're just a bunch of retarded lower class degenerates who get pissed up every weekend mixed in with some tory cunts.

tbh Are Belle should just go on an Uzi rampage. Or a Russian nuclear bomber should enter the Emmerdale Triangle and destroy the whole village.

Holy shit lads, have you seen this? The UKIP leadership candidates are pozzed as fuck.

youtube.com/watch?v=qxayisBK_gU

>Positive future for British Islam

No idea who that is tbh, I'm only ever passing by to grab something from the fridge when they have some nig macking on some country bird.
so realistic and true to reality amirite :)))) despite rural areas not seeing a nig except on the telly.

They're not even civic

Can't say I have a burning desire to renew my membership.

Speak for yourself cunt.

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Don't jinx it lad

10/10

BASED BARTHOLOMEW

UKIP IS DEAD

Welcome back lad.

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He's finally got bored/run out of autismbux for proxy servers.

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Or the British unionist approved MUGA.

top kek

>grab another drink as at least it's not a sin compared to miss slagsalot

The Guardian was right all along!
archive.is/Yk7LC
(I'm sure I remember the title and content being even more obnoxious than it is, and banging on about colonialism more?)

Cheers lads, brit/pol/ is a hell of a drug. What have I missed?
JUST!

Been reminiscing about NA protests . . . Jesus Christ they're autistic smdh

S-stop scaremongering l-lad

Is Dianne James at least standing still?

Are Belle "the Hotton Hangman" DIngle's the one who's knocking off the black doctor, only he's not a doctor any more because he got struck off for copping off with an underage girl, so he was going to go to Romania until she lied about having a baby. Now he works behind the bar, and she was going to say she miscarried until she started getting psychotic delusions about being the opposite sex a woman pregnant with a mixed race baby who wants her to have it. Bear in mind that the hallucinations first started not long after she'd murdered the scion of Emmerdale's previous black family. All in all she's basically the Ben Garrison of Emmerdale.

Does approaching random women on the street actually work?
I always thought it was a meme tbqh

>archive.is/Yk7LC
Holy fuck that was the most autistic thing I've read this year and I'm not even through paragraph 1.

Nige is backing her I think

how do i do it lads, there's a qt i like and must marry

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Imagine yourself as an arrogant person. Pretend you're acting a part if necessary fam

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Eh nothing much, NEET posting is at all time highs.

UKIP IS DEAD JOIN BASED NA

Did he kill himself after the leave vote?

I couldn't even handle the intro paragraph without pinching the bridge of my nose,

Do you really want random ms slagsalot off of the street.

On the street is the place you're least likely to find a slag lad

kek

I'm off for the night now lads. I've posted on here all day and accomplished nothing. Worried for my future tbh. Too much stress to do the stuff I need to by September. Shitting my pants tbh

Dubs decide what I dream of

Dragon Dildos

Wombles starting the race war

qt girls and free jazz

britannia

Slags are usually found in their own little neighbourhoods or the town centre lad, I rarely see them walking around like normal human beings.

The death of all bullies

What's that, lad?

Stealing someone else's memd

A based
C I V I C
future for Britain

Gordon fingering his gf

Based NA beating you up using ancient Germanic battle tactics

You poor lad, you don't know.

The glorious return of King Nuttall

Miscegenation.

Me, I have an enormous nose but I'm not a Kike.

In your dream you mistake me for one during the Great Purge of 2019, before hesitating once you grasp my silken hair in your hand and realise these eyes, this skin and this hair could only belong to a fellow Anglo.

You realise your constant jibing about homosexuals was really just a cover for the feelings you hold towards your fellow man. This man, specifically.

Gordon's bf getting fingered by Gords while his mother listens at the other end of the door

BIGOT

BASED

My dubs were first, enjoy dreaming about NA, user

45 UK Independence Party members of the House of Lords and 10 BNP members?

theburkean.co.uk/house-of-lords-reform-needed/

Something happening in Disneyland Paris? Probably nothing tbh.

If the House of Lords was flooded with UKIP and BNP members, the media would push an desperate campaign to abolish it.

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vimeo.com/127353096

This is from 2014 lad

It's just that time of year again. I soon expect too see the 8 legged bastards scurrying across my computer desk. Image spoilered for those who are faint of heart.

15* bit dark lads

It's anti-UKIP anyway. But still catchy.

That's the worst part tbh
ITS SO CATCHY BUT ITS SUCH A SHIT SONG ON ITS OWN

Belle is a real coalburner, first she shunned the white lad who went off to join the army. Then she fucked the paki who went on to hit and run murder that chick paddy was cheating with. Now she's shagging the nigger Dr who has lost everything he's worked for over a number of years for his profession to work behind a bar.
She's also getting visions of that other coalburner who admitted she's pregnant by a nigger too.
Emmerdale Farm at it's finest.

L.O.L.

Snowman dubs, T.B.H.

Shoe isn't huwhite though, is she? Some Amerindian or Asian in her tbh.

Who cares? She shagged a nigger and is now shagging a Jew.

Kind of scary how colourblind women are tbh. Or even looks blind. Who the fuck finds that shit attractive? Then again I guess a nigger's innate confidence is attractive on an instinctual level.

oof

Spiders are bros lad.

I've had this one aimed at me several times.

It's a combination of not wanting to be seen as racist, years and years of cultural genocide of whites, hip hop, RnB, rap all that black crap, twerking e.t.c. being pushed and seen as 'cool' while white culture is seen as boring and dull.

I think I'm starting to get addicted lad, inhaling deep and feeling good tbh.

>tfw Nigel isn't coming back

I just hate people, lad. Don't be a bully.

What's wrong with smoking?

It's unhealthy, lad

So is being 22 stone

smh

cytu.be/r/britpol
Lets remember the good times lad.

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Same lad, I just want a cutie girlfriend who likes boring things, you know maybe some Opera, classical music, going out to dinner but not nightclubs. Or just staying in and talking, not necessarily watching t.v. but just enjoying each others company. Call me sad and boring but that is perfection in my eyes.

Farage smokes, Cameron smokes, Clegg smokes, Obama smokes, farage smokes

Smoking tabs is what God did before he created the universe, that and drink Dandelion and Burdock.

Good lads, I hope you get gfs.

You got "Farage" on your list twice, lad. But that isn't too much of a problem, as you can never have too much Nigel!

Who's this "farage" ?

Being a politician is actually very stressful though.

Being a fat NEET is not

Must've meant Narage

What happens when you have blue eyes and dark hair?

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We're still in it lad, few more years.

but we are in it you ignorant stupi dmotherfuckeufkcer

That's not what I meant by boring, lad. I just want some living furniture. Just leave me alone and give me kids reeeeee

Thank God it is only very slight and more golden than reddish, but if you know it's there it's obvious

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Same here lad but I'm balding REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Lad, why must you make me feel this way?

The fact that you're reminding me of comfy gfs in the past doesn't help

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JUST LEAVE ME ALONE MUMMY I DON'T WANT ANYBODY TALKING TO ME RIGHT NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

No one gives a fuck lard arse Larry.

I literally only live for lifting in the hope that one day i'll be truly happy, lads. Feel like a bit of a useless pleb tbh.

(checked)
I'd go to the doctor and make sure you don't have a little bit of kraut, taig, or taff in you

Lad, how are you ever going to impregnate Ginny with that attitude?

Ginnie is autistic, lad. I am sure she'll understand.

Get a woman lad

I used to lift almost everyday, got my own home gym setup, then an old back injury flared up and my Dr told me if I lift anymore I'm going to fuck up my back really back.
I'm so depressed atm lad.

Doesn't really surprise me tbh.

Just another reason she is awful gf material; relationships with autistic women are torturous

this feel. It's not fair. Why us, lad? At least lifting gave me some purpose. Now I can just do pussy machine lifts

I had one but was too anxious for a relatioship so I lost her. Stupid decision on my part. Wish i could have her back.

That's nasty mate. Isn't there any way to cure your back?

Is the reason that we watch Gordon that we hope he will become redpilled?

Like, if we can redpill one flabby leftard then the rest can follow?

try getting into cardio stuff like running/biking/etc

pakis can't catch you for being white and a gf with a pint if you are agile

Kind of, but I don't think it is possible.

No.

Anyone that unironically watches him is doing so for the sake that they'll feel like the're worth a damn in comparison to him.

Hopefully his testosterone injections will shift him more and more to the right

I'm not holding my breath though

okay satan

Can we just stop?

Knowing he exists depresses me and if he no longer has attention then he might kill himself

Only ever seen him from the webms that are posted here. I tried to watch one of his videos once, once.

No lad, nothing, I've already had surgery on it, anymore won't do anything. I used to be able to free weight 30kg each arm with ease but now I can barely lift 6kg each arm.

Good idea mate, I just hate running. There are a load of woodlands around my house I think I'm going to start jogging through them get used to the upcoming happenings when I finally go innawoods.

based satan tbh

That's horrible man, how are you going to fight the mudskin hordes now?

Trump is a terrorist now

And anyone with ears.

p

POAL

Ginnie says you can sleep with her, but only as a 3some with Ginnie and a black guy.

Wat do you choose?

With a projectile based weapon lad.

Running is much more enjoyable when you have woods and scenery near by. If you just control your breathes and admire beautiful english land you don't even realize how far/how long you've been running.

Alternatively being walking/biking everywhere.

Either way you get the endorphin that you got from lifting back. I can't imagine the withdrawal of not getting an endorphin rush at least 3-4 times a week

I don't think whoever wrote that article knows what that word means

What horrible, horrible pseuds

Agree, then dispose of the black guy and then sleep with her.

IMPORTANT

poal.me/820ix8

Thanks for the support lad, I was thinking of trying to walk/ jog around the woods and see if I can see the squirrels that I used to see when I was a child, if I do I might go back with my digital camera and take pics of them, there used to be red squirrels around too.

EMILY
EMILY CROCKETT
QUEEN OF THE WILD PLEB-TIER'

No "might", do it.
Upload the pics here lad; this place could do with more comfy countryside photos.

Apparently it is a legit Counter-terrorism term. Never heard it before:

Stochastic terrorism is the use of mass communications to incite random actors to carry out violent or terrorist acts that are statistically predictable but individually unpredictable.

stochasticterrorism.blogspot.co.uk/

Oh, a bit like when Obama encourages BLM then?

Pretty much.

His baby joke was given rolling news coverage only days ago and three days ago he complained about the media taking those words and others out of context. I think this 2nd amendment comment proves he's baiting the media deliberately, I think, to expose its bias.

I'm toying with the idea that he plans to give a speech calling out the lugenpresse in order to build a political arena where the media aren't trusted to cover him fairly in which the election will be fought. Imagine that, where he goes through the list of the media being alarmist, misrepresenting, slicing and dicing footage, and engaging in blatant misrepresentation.

Either way I think voters see these stories and are more surprised by the media bias than his character, which is very well known to them at this point.

Quater kraut and grandfather's grandfather was irish
I'm a disgusting mutt tbh

Alright lad, will do. I'll post what I find over the coming days.

Nice lad

POZBOY IS BEING PURGED
twitter.com/OwenJones84/status/763380218157563905
HAIL COMRADE CORBYN

Inb4 they use this as an excuse to stop covering Trump properly, on the grounds that it would be irresponsible as his comments might incite people to commit terrorism

Based

Top lad, here's a pic of a sparrow hawk from my garden today.

I have to admit it was pretty banter tbh, people are so fucking pissy over one little joke.

I always get the feeling Trump could do his speeches in his housecoat and pyajamas and still get standing ovations.

Definitely mate. If you're not good at cardio then I suggest just starting off slow and building your way up, eventually you'll be able to run distances you didn't even think were possible when you began.

Just remember - breathe through the nose and exhale through the mouth and you will never have runaway hyperventilating.

And now that you are going to do more cardio drink at least a liter of water (trust me it taste better than any fizzy)

Make sure to also get enough sodium in your diet as you'll be sweating a lot more.

And make it enjoyable, something to look forward to in your day. Once you're a month in it will become apart of your schedule and you'll feel like a new man.

Also running in the woods is a lot easier on your joints and knees than pavement or treadmills.

Lads, is Brexit salt still flowing?

looks more like a goshawk to me

Its clearly in the media's interest to maintain that its being fair to Trump.

If they're seen in the public eye as a mouthpiece for the Hillary presidential campaign then voters will turn off when they criticise him.

actually ignore me, i'm retarded

Go to /r/ukpolitics, lad, there's salt in them thar subs!

Krauts still salty af tbqh fam

At this rate icy roads and streets with be things of the past lad

Yes. Though you may have to incite it first.

These people really need to hang. I can only pray that there is an ongoing investigation by some body/organisation into police involvement in this.

I won't hold my breath, as I'm sure this is a serious and high level child prostitution ring, making use of the pakis natural habit of child rape, capitalising on it and covering up for them. The higher ups cut them a deal. It's too fucking depressing.

Who else is /thinking/

FRESH FARAGE

I can envisage the American media going full Lugenpresse if there's some sort of security excuse.

The European press is already there; Remember the Munich shooter being reported as 'David Sonboly'? Or the French press refusing to use terrorists names?

It might need a 'right-wing terrorist attack' to happen first though.

AAAAHAHAHAHA

Is this what passes for wit in yankland?

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Thanks lads, once I sell this salt I can buy vidya and be a based NEET feed my family.

Smdh tbqh familia.

I want everything to be cleansed with atomic fire sometimes.

That meme is too much for my puny right-wing brain.

They don't understand banter, I assume the pic is the epitome of their comedy.

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Considering that the "art" industry will pay for a pile of faeces and vaginal blood, this isn't that surprising tbh.
What a twisted world we live in

(((art industry))) mate

That too, fam I'm thankful; that I flopped out early tbh

If it isn't Winterfylleth, then I don't know what it is. Link?

You went to artschool like Woes ?

Only secondary and sixth form

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It's not even funny. There are based shitlords posting dank memes on twitter right now and basically, the MSM is fucking stupid.

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GOLD

Wew.

Is it immoral to take advantage of such circumstances for financial gain?

If I can take a shit in a bag and sell it for a few million to some mentalist I see no reason not to tbh.

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Sorry lad but this blows that out of the water. Think of your PB's and do the right thing.

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WEEEEWWWWWWWW

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thecuck.gawker.com/welcome-to-gawkers-new-mens-site-the-cuck-1785101113

lads

Wonder if someone from Trump's side might retaliate and try and hunt the wild Shildabeast.

You are my favourite tripfag, SA.

There's also this attempted assasination by a Muslim girl which went straight down the memory hole

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1326208/Roshonara-Choudhry-knifed-MP-Stephen-Timms-smiles-gets-life.html

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I thought that (((Gawker))) was dead?

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What's up lad? Still bootyblasted about the war(s)?

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Please let it happen.

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got back from mexico this morning lads, nice to be back in england's green and pleasant land.

I am perplexed. What is this?

I was out of the country when that happened, I haven't even heard of it damn.
The fact those cunts were shouting from the public gallery 'Allah Ackbar' just goes to prove again the moderate muslim is a myth. Why weren't they expelled from the court room as well?

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Fucking hell. They're going to try and re-appropriate the term, and they're going to fail miserably. If that isn't a fake, but it cannot be. It's impossible.

Oh gosh if only we could replace all these White Britons then those opposed to immigration would be a minority.

Thanks Owen.

So not being masculine at all then.

DESPERATION HAS SET IN

NON FUCKING MEN, JUST SAY "WOMEN". ALSO, "WOMEN" IN A FUCKING MAN'S MAGAZINE

YOU'RE NOT VERY GOOD AT THIS GAWKER.

Jesus fucking Christ.

What the fuck are they on about?! Do they seriously think all men magazine outlets are nothing but "le trendy watch xD"

So it's basically a fucking woman's magazine.

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If I was in the presence of one of those samurai fedora guys I would be shitting it

Lads I'm tired, I usually go to bed around 04:00 this feels wrong

What if I could make you a cat, but you were only able to be Gordon's cat?

Would you consent?

Think I'll stick with Enoch Powell, Our Nige, Trump, Tyson Fury and John Wayne as my heroes tbh.

Evola was better than Guenon tbh but boring compared to Serrano

What's he actually done to piss off his leftist darlings?

you will always be a disgusting (((englishman)))

Based Saxon tbh

Not agreed with Corbyn enough

Lad…

who >>>/kekec/ here?

Sure, he seems to love his cat, and we'd have each other.

OH GOD NO ANYTHING BUT THAT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Also
WEW LAD

I have the same heater as that fellow. Cord gets hot as fuck so I don't use it anymore. Wouldn't want to burn down the trailer.

It would be a great idea if we could find someone to moderate it who won't ban everyone he doesn't like.

Wew lad

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

smh fam it just means I have to filter one more ID

Just bought a banjolele… maybe I'll do a George Formby style song for Owen?

why are brits so genetically inferiour?

Do it lad

I don't think such a person browses brit/pol/

Is there a more pathetic instrument?

You aren't moving is lad, also there's already a dead Brit/pol/ board tbh

I /could/ do the job. But emigrating to another board is a stupid idea and often pushed by yanks. Don't fall for the meme lad.

Back to whatever 3rd world shithole you came from tbh

i fell asleep and missed the whole thread waaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Look lad, I like Winterfylleth very much, but no. Listen to the Anglisc-ness of this ffs.

Forefather are Brit/Pol/ approved, anyway.

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Why is it a stupid idea lad? I fell for the meme ages ago.

The moderation's apathy for brit/pol/ is as much of a curse as it is a blessing when you have to sit through episodes of spamming.

Tune

who youngfag NWOBHM fan here?

Is there anything as impotent as the modern German?

Speaking of Enoch, have a fresh coloured lads.

Because it would kill brit/pol/. It would also be extremely un-british

LAD

whats /brit/ listenin to

Nice lad

He fell for the diversity meme.

Oosh when did you come back lad? Happy to see you return tho.
Nice Enoch too. Mind if I hit that up with a save?

See

shit taste tbh

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Comfy British music from a sadly bygone generation tbh

would you not rather listen to the lovely barry sisters?

Complete masters tbh.

This is true British music, gives me a warm feeling in my cold dead heart.

Not very familiar with them tbh, will probably give them a try

LADS

not that young tbh

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Those digits.

facebook.com/cnn/videos/10155153802976509/

Nevermind, they're streaming it here

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Fuck, i remember sitting in my fresher halls 3 years back in my edgy metalhead days when all the normies were out partying still regret not joining them tbh listening to this, thanks for the nostalgia trip lad.

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Where you gonna go now cuck boy?

He'll probably just go round tbh

Hitler dubs demands that he falls and dies in a painful and hilarious splatter.