Why aren't you beating the meat right now user? I know I am!

Why aren't you beating the meat right now user? I know I am!

Morning wood is a curse and a blessing.

About to, need to figure out what degenerate thing to fap too though.

Pumping!~

I wish I still had enough stamina as you kids, my dick's still sore from last night.

my meat has been thoroughly beaten
my balls have been drained of their semen
your waifus are breeding fuck demons
and their assholes are bleeding from reaming
or at least they would be if they existed
but they don't so fuck off you dumb cunt bitch
while you and i subsist on images
normalfags will shoot up with syringes
and fuck like harry potter plays quidditch

Well my daddy taught me a few things too, like uh, how to not to rip the skin by, uh, using someone else's mouth, instead of your own hands.

Would you show me?

I'd be right happy to! No.

FUCKING GAY COMMUNITY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I wish you guys'd post prettier images. Most of Holla Forums is an eyesore and I can't fap to it.