ITT: Convince me to stay on 8ch

ITT: Convince me to stay on 8ch

don't stay we don't want you

Don't bother.
Use halfchan for stupid stuff and brchan for non-mainstream boards.

Go away

Your sage failed. I just bumped the post. You mad?

Wrong. You simply negated his sage, you must bump it twice to affect the thread in a positive manner. However since I just saged you need to bump 2 more times which makes it 3 bumps in total if you wish to counteract the sages.

That's not how anything works.
He only needs to bump once to have the same exact effect as bumping twice.
He could even wait a day and post so the thread goes right back up to the top.

Wrong newfag. Bump again, thx.

You're an idiot. I have a masters in chanology so I think I know more then some random. Also i will Sage so it cancels out your sage since sagexsage=positive

Look at the catalog retard. Thread is in the top 3.

Don't.
If you're an old fag you would have already left.
So you're a newfag, meaning that you should also leave.
Get out,

False.

newfags can't sage

No, nigger. It's like division.
sage = 0
0/0=1
1/0, and then rotated 90 degrees, = 8

You saged wrong, dumbass. I can tell you failed basic posting 101.

Saging is for faggots who can't argue.

We have flags and ids dumbass, get off our site.

Idiots smh TBH family. Sages are like negative numbers and bumps are positive numbers. Unless you failed shitposting mathematics then even someone like you should understand such simple concepts. Saged cause my post won't affect the thread so it's like I'm a ghost poster or entered the ghost dimension.

No no no. Sage doesn't drop a thread lower. fucking rookie mistake, famalamalam.

Saging is pointless. It's for people who can't argue for or against a thread. Plus, they like the attention the SAGE brings.

All around faggots if you ask me.

Sage doesn't downvote. It just prevents a bump. It isn't offset by other bumps
A bump is a bump
A sage prevents your post from bumping

Someone hasn't taken memetic engineering 501.

Also, checking

Wrong newfag.

MFW all these sages and still no1 in catalog

BUMP BUMP BUMP GIVE ME ATTENTION

SAGE waaaaa, SAGE muh muh low quality thread, SAGE waaaaaaaaa.

Bump

BUMPBUMPBUMPBUMPBUMPBUMPBUMPBUMPBUMPBUMPBUMPBuMPBUMPBMBUMPBMPYJIJRIFODJGIASJDGFJIGIVEMEATTENTIONRERREREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Oh by the way OP, the next time you want attention, do something that actually qualifies for attention, like suicide or shoving dildo's up your ass–
Oh wait you already do that.

Your sage failed.

You mad bro? Tell me what you're mad about?

It can't get any worse

You have the mannerisms of a child who just discovered imageboards like a week ago.

No, piss off and kill yourself cocksucker

Why you so mad bro? If you feel like sharing, I'll do the caring.

Yeah, i'm from reddit. I don't see what all the fuss is about?

>U MAD BRO
Get out, get the fuck out, I don't give a fuck if you're being ironic, leave, don't even go back to Reddit, they're too evolved for a dumbfuck like you.

Is this some elaborate troll?
I can't tell anymore.

I seriously can't tell if this man is a troll or not.

Seriously, I've never seen anyone get as mad as you in an internet thread.

What a faggot.

nigger

oh look, its another "you can't stop me from being a colossal faggot" thread.