Do you ever wonder what it could be like if you were born as a pretty girl Holla Forums...

Do you ever wonder what it could be like if you were born as a pretty girl Holla Forums? How would you adjust to your new life if you turned into a cute girl?

I would shag until my minge was like a wizard's sleeve

Why would you slut yourself out if you were a girl? What do you gain?

I've always wanted to be a sexy old man.

Faggots must die

I'm female you stupid cuck.

sigh, how many times do I have to remind you faggots that its a guy if it has a cock. I don't care if you take it up the ass but you're still a guy at the end of the day.

I would have been a 5'6" drop dead gorgeous girl especially those eyes.

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mom was short. im odd and 6'2".

Tits or gtfo

You trade self-esteem for orgasms

i would probably be pissed 24/7 for having to bleed from my axe wound every moth all the way to my 50 birthday.

I'd whore myself out in clubs and festivals and aim to constantly stay pregnant all year long repeatedly.

All the time. I came to the conclusion a long time ago that I was never really cut out for being a man. As is, when I was a kid, I suffered from a birth defect where my benis never properly formed. I had to get a skin graph operation to complete the joke God felt intitled to circle my life around. I've never been masculine or extroverted or sports-oriented. I've always kept to myself and my books and walks. When I did have friends, the majority were women because that's who I felt the most comfortable with. I flirted with homosexuality for a year or two but I could never bring myself to go fully into it as it felt innately wrong and disgusting. If I was a cute girl, I'd be a loyal housewife for a loyal husband. But I'll never know the feel of making some sad depressed sack of shit happy. So instead I get to be my very own sad depressed sack of shit.


5'6" here as well. My mother's a goat but my sister came out amazing. Aside from her cunt attitude. I would've ended up a reddish brunette with freckles. This life is an endless punishment for shit I never did.

Show us your breast implants bro

The modern life is just more appealing and fun as a female, where as males are a thing of the past.

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I would roll around on my piles of easy money, internet strippers even the most plain looking make about 300$ an hour for jerking it. Then find a rich old guy I could marry and take advantage of. I'd use that money to buy guns and MMA lessons to prevent rape

Sometimes I wonder what it'd be like to have someone drool over me for non-sexual fetishy things.

Like, what would it be like to have a guy want to sniff your farts, just because you're pretty? What would it be like to have some of these bigger, stronger men than you get down on their hands and knees and let you violate them, spank them, spit in their face, or even piss in their mouth, or in some extreme cases shit on them?

I just wonder what it would be like to be so valued that even your shit is worth something, you know what I mean? Maybe because I'm a loner and depressed and don't feel valued myself, but I've always wondered how weird that must be.

Ahmed please.

Forgot to mention this.

What would it be like to not have balls, but wonder what it's like to get hit there, and have men wanting you to punch/slap/kick them? It makes me hard as diamonds thinking about girls watching us writhe in agony wondering what it must feel like, trying to imagine what we feel but never knowing.

That makes you a cuck.

getting your nuts crunched? pretty sure a cuck watches his wife get slammed or eats her creampie after said slamming.

soooooo, not a cuck

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Femdom is entry level cuckoldry.

I've been into it for several years now, never once traveled down that avenue or even remotely wanted to. But you seem to know more than me so who am I to judge

The world would be at your feet

what a terrible fate.
i know not all women are like that, but i never understood the ones who's only purpose/goal in life seem to get fucked.
how can they live with themselves?

M8 if you had unlimited access to pussy if you just asked a girl to fuck you, you would do it.

maybe, but it wouldn't be my only goal in life

That's because women are mentally inferior to men, they lack the passion and creativity to strive for personal achievement that men have.

There are certainly other possibilities, such as just getting your throat slit by Tyrone because you tried to break up with him after he beat you up for not sucking him homeboy Jamal, or some such. It's not all it's cracked up to be, I'm sure.

what does thot mean? is that a new buzzword i'm unaware of?

HOW ABOUT THE REAL REALITY

moar FPOV. My Fetish.

I can't help thinking how much better my life would be if I was born female… I'm pretty as a guy… so… at least 100x better. I wouldn't even do the coal-burning shit or abortions shit, I'd find the hottest rich guy right away to marry… and then cheat with blonde Aryan studs (if unsatisfied) and pop out an Aryan baby every year. If I need to get married again, send the kids on a camp and go to vegas or a resort for a week and pick up another rich guy. Fucking hell. Men are easy, so easy to please in comparison to women… if I still wanted women (why would I?) I could go bisexual. If I wanted to do a male job, everyone would bend over trying to help me. If I ask guys to protect me from niggers, they would guard me like a phalanx. If I wanted to start a literal femnazi party, I would be the Jew's greatest adversary.

it's niggerish for 'slut'

in other words, some nigger out there got tongue-tied and mis-spoke while trying to say an actual word and then just pretended that the nonsense sound it made was actually a trendy new word that all the cool niggers are using nowadays.

that's how niggerspeak happens. all of it.

On more than one occasion I have thought about it. It would be easy to get sex, I would have more clothing options, I could wear my hair long without getting treated like i'm weird, and I could still do everything I normally do.

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evryone's thought about that., don't be stupid.


sexual satisfaction
emosocial value

I would've reported my cousin for child sexual molestation.
I would've finished school
I would've started a career
I would've had confidence
I would've had pride in my sexuality, instead of shame

I'd become a lesbian porn star, primarily in a submissive role in bdsm.

college would've been a lot cheaper

I'd do everything that I do now.. the only differences would be that I would have actual boobs and not man boobs and instead of jerking I would be flicking.

No

those hormones my dude

Unless you give time to recover, might as well take a motar up there.

There's a hoe,
Here's a hoe,
Over
There's a hoe.

Well that's too bad.

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No way! Girls have cooties.

Do you ever wonder what it could be like if you were to adjust your mentality and become a real man Holla Forums? How would you reign over your life and emotions if you turned into a real man?

The ability to claim every man raped me and then get their money, all by lying down on my back.

I would fuck lonely guys and take all of their money, and once I've taken them all, accuse them of rape.

LOL… what? Wage cuckery? 'Cause in most cases that is what this 'real man' and 'be man' means.

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these hypotheticals are often answered as if your psyche would be unchanged

which probably makes me think that most people think men and women have the same mind / brain but in a different body

if a man genuinely turned into a cute girl he would change in the following ways

become amoral
become solipsistic
lose sense of honour
lose the ability to think logically
lose moral agency
gain a superior ability to read and manipulate social situations
gain intrinsic value that having a vagina imparts
never worry about self worth

most people answer these questions along the liens of "i stand in front of the mirror and jiggle my titties around"

but in reality a person would have to come to terms with a massive transformation in their psyche

id like to think id be dismayed at the loss of being able to think logically and losing my honour etc

but i think i wouldn't give a fuck becasue id be woman, i would have been upgraded to a higher status in society and my lack of scruples will prevent me from caring about such things

continuing:

i think i'd probably be the most contemptuous solipsistic bitch there ever was. having experienced what it was like to be a pathetic man who feels like he must access the vagina to attain self worth, i'd probably think men more worthless than the average female would. if id ever had a feeling of worth that didnt come from being subservient to a woman, id resent men for ever thinking that they could gain worth from anywhere other than my vagina

id probably be sick at the thought of having to live part of my life as a man. i would have been denied my right as a possessor of vagina to ever have lived without the benefits that having a vagina brings and to have ever been subject to genuinely being a second class citizen

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I don't understand.

Goddess Freya I just fapped to 2D porn, wasting my loosh once again. I should have at least poured it into a cup to drink it. Next time. My favorite it imagining being the 2D girl getting stuffed with dicks from behind. I'm beyond saving.

hmu, I love that picture, it's like you've become a true daughter of Freyja.

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I'd immediately starting whining endlessly about the 'patriarchy' while using my good looks to get what I want without working for it.

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