Who here /proudtobeanamerican/?

being able to play sports is more worthy of praise than killing poor people in imperialist wars tbh.

I'm Canadian, and I fucking hate how you Americans go the fuck on about "USA USA USA" and how you impoverished, soldier sniffing, cop loving, celebrity worshiping fuckwits will be proud of the fact you were born into your country, or immigrated there, as if that's a fucking accomplishment.
My country elected Justin Trudeau, who's basically a popular, bourgeois liberal who idiots think is "cute", and is really there for eye candy and trying to popularize bourgeoise plans, like he gave tax cuts to the upper middle class, failed with environmental policies, and just sucked Harpers dick, praising his "leadership".

So does that make you better that you have a social-democratic huckster in the post-modern European vein?

I'm asking honestly, cause sometimes I want to get off Mr.Bones crazy USA ride

LOL MURRIKA

lol dunno what inspired this but I'd also add:

"This table lists the top donors to this candidate in the 2016 cycle. The money came from the organizations' PACs; their individual members, employees or owners; and those individuals' immediate families. At the federal level, the organizations themselves did not donate, as they are prohibited by law from doing so. Organization totals include subsidiaries and affiliates."
You forgot this disclaimer before you started implying shit.

It means that more military members donated to Bernie you dumbass

;_;

memorial day was founded for the American Civil War though, which is one of our only good wars.

That was definitely not a good war. The only positive outcome was the end of slavery, but black people didn't enjoy any real benefits from that for many years.

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Sherman did nothing wrong.

March to the sea best day of my life, he should have burned the rest of it.

You're a faggot.

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While being the most violently racist against Arabs in the entire Western world no less

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Do you hate freedom and democracy?

The only people that should have been lined up were the politicians and large plantation owners.

Marx himself was completely for the war and the unions side to the point where he helped lead a public campaign to stop Britain intervening for the South

No excuse after the Emancipation Proclamation.

If somebody came up to you and said you'd never be able to shop online again and then beat you up, would you surrender just because afterwards they decided to make it so people wouldn't kick dogs on your street?

Banning one evil doesn't excuse the others.

Sherman did nothing wrong though.
Should have burned more.

I don't know what you're trying to prove, OP. Our candidate has emotions?

youtube.com/watch?v=uVcVSEa_Ooo

Hahaha
He's not a "social democrat", more like a centre right liberal.
Still, Canada is better for wages, unless you are a CEO.

You mean the american "freedom and democracy"?
Yes, very much so

If there is anything worse than American patriotism, it is Canadian patriotism. At least the Yanks can claim to be from a country that got things done (awful as they may be) instead of riding the coattails of other empires.

Man, your cops aren't even pretending that they aren't a paramilitary force these days

Fuck off.

Until the US becomes at least tolerant of socialism, no socialist state can properly exist.

Funny how the police becomes more and more military as class differences get more and more apparent…

kek

Resisting American imperial conquest despite inferior numbers and material in 1812 counts, IMO.

Look at this retard here, kill yourself for even remotely liking the united porkies.

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…while being a colony of the British Empire. It's funny: Americans never claim to have defeated France in the Seven Years War despite that war having been fought by colonists who would later become Americans. The French do not claim the Roman emperor Claudius' invasion of Britan as their victory. The Mexicans do not claim Ahuizotl's defeat of the Mixtec as a great victory for Mexico. However, Canadians will desperately cling to the notion that Canada defeated the United States in spite of the facts that a) Canada was not a country b) the people who fought the battle called themselves British c) those people were mostly dead by the time that Canada actually became a country and d) every battle on the Canadian front was small and eclipsed in importance by larger battles elsewhere.

It is pathetic that Canadians have to cling to a victory that was not even theirs and not even a real victory.

Are we talking about the "freedom and democracy" which American planes keep dropping on civilians all over the Middle East, or the kind of freedom and democracy which used to exist in various countries before the CIA funded fascist terrorist groups and installed bloodthirsty puppet governments?

You're a retard.

I don't know what definition of "victory" you insist on, but the fact that Upper and Lower Canada did not become new US states and retained their condition of colonial autonomy is really good enough, no matter what they called themselves at the time. The Americans who fought in the Revolutionary War were culturally alien to modern Americans, mostly rabbles of Dissenter Christians who were gripped by fear of a papist plot to Catholicize America via King George - why does the fact that they have a name in common with modern Americans give them any more direct claim to the victory?

Guys I was making a joke. I was just posting the typical burger response. I didn't think you'd take me seriously.

yeah, user said he didn't get the meme of it all

I concur

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It's hard to tell. As you say, that's the typical response many Americans actually give.

That sentence made no sense.