Meet this cute twink at work

Wat do Holla Forums? cheating assholes don't deserve good boypussy.

stop being gay

stick a finger in his butt and pull out (dry)
if it reeks of poop, discard him and never talk again
if it passes the test, pet your polly and spit on your hand, prime your weapon and slide on in there champ

Maybe if women stop being manipulative witches

you just haven't met the right woman yet

If the woman had a dick I might consider it.

welcome to the right side of history

The only way to let him know what he is missing,
is to kill your self. I bet he starts crying when he gets the news.
It's your only hope op.

Lets see
this is not the solution I am looking for

Beat his boyfriend up and go get your prince OP

I bet I could, but then the cuteboy will hate me. I didn't mention this but no one knows I'm gay so its kind of hard to make moves on this guy, he probably thinks I'm straight (I'm very masculine) so I need a way to first become friends with him without my family suspecting anything then steal him away fro his BF.

Post updates if you can. I enjoy a good homosexual romance saga.

I will, I've posted about it before on here, haven't made much progress.

Would you be willing to repost the story so far?
I do not ordinarily see much potential in any homosex relationships, but I'm looking to make myself useful.

throw yourself off a skyscraper

Pretty much summed it up in my OP

any advice is appreciated

I mean I want details on your interactions.
Is he friendly and sociable? Is he friendly to you?

I've overheard him talking to a coworker about me saying that he "loved me" by that meaning he thought I was cool, he's really friendly and jokes with me, respects me and is slightly submissive. I think he's worried that I'm straight though and he's afraid he'll be made fun of or that it'll make things awkward.

Woah is this the leather club?

Has he talked about his relationship with you?
Have you heard him talk about it with anyone else?
How did you hear what you already know?


welcome♂ to our presentation♂

Gossipy women coworkers, they found out he was gay and outed him to everyone, he doesn't know that though.

Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, the leather clubs two blocks down

If that's the case, you have the option of notifying him that some bitches screwed him. From there, you can continue the conversation as you see fit. You can mention that you're cool with it, or you just so happen to be that way as well.

Hope he doesn't have a tiny dick.

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I wouldn't mind, if he had a bigger dick than me that would be embarrassing

I would but I don't want to rock the boat or cause too much drama, and if he found out people were so loose with his secret he would probably quit. When he finally tells me I'll be supportive though.

Ah, I see. That's a very good thing of you.
Maybe try low-key asking him how his relationship's going if he ever mentions it.

I'll try that

This

Enjoy your aids and meaningless sex

No

Enjoy your AIDS then

Is that Marco Rubio?

Oh god this thread is fucking hot

I'm gonna cum guys

OH I CUMMED