MUSTARD THREAD

MUSTARD THREAD

MUSTARD LOVERS REJOICE!

I've only ever used mustard with soft pretzels. What other practical application do they really have?

moar

why not just put dogshit on your food?
it's a more honest presentation of mustard

Everything my Nqqa…

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Do you even spread user?

at least he recognizes that the quintessential Brazilian dish of boiled Monkey is synonymous with "boiled Brazilian person"

Also, German mustards are the best

Not to confuse with airborne version of German mustard tough

Lel
Unfortunately can't put mustard on Communists or Muslims though…

There is pork in there. Don't act all high and mighty while you are still in the list, america

Turun Sinappi is best

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Shut up, you Belgian piece of shit

wot

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Heinz > other brands

O macaquinho faz piadinhas, HUEHUEHUEEHEUEEUEEUEEUEEHEU

BR?

it's good mixed in rice, or on burgers


will have to try that


how will he ever recover?


t. pleb who wants to fund John Kerry

SUPERIOR MUSTARD THREAD!!

This is a quality thread right here.

He is insulting your choice of processed, "plastic" mustard. (The clever use here of the word plastic implies that the product is in fact not suitable to be considered food - a masterful piece of sarcasm).
As an alternative, our friend here has suggested an alternative mustard, a fine Dijon mustard. These mustards are much more flavoursome than the typical American variety, and have a veneer of authenticity surrounding them. Ironically Dijon mustard may be made side by side with American mustard in the same factory, as the process is essentially the same.

The whole post can be taken as a dig at American culture as a whole, rather than a particular breed of condiment. In our example, American culture is characterised by being mass-produced and vulgar (notice the extremely yellow colour of American mustard), but at the same time ultimately bland and lifeless.

Given the quality of posting you were up against, it's unsurprising that you didn't understand. It is understandable if you are feeling embarrassed.

Mustard is good.. is use it for burgers, hot dogs, lube, fries, you name it.

BUT

Theres one thing that you americans dont know about. Something that people outside of belgium, holland, germany, austria and denmark rarely knows about.

Hela motherffuckking curry ketchup!

This is the real deal right here! alot of shit is bullshit, this is not one of them. This is star trek the next fucking generation.

PIC RELATED IS THE RESULT OF PUTTING MUSTARD ON YOUR HOTDAWGS

nigger

only mustard you should eat

you do not have to be upset.

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