900 BCE

Nice going feminists. Consider this a reminder that literally every single wrong that exists in the world today, every single bad thing that ever has and ever will happen to anyone, every possible evil which have once or might some day occur, and even the mere possibility itself of bad things being able to happen in the first place is ALL. BECAUSE. WOMEN.

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Nice slide thread you got here. It would be a shame if someone came along and..


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how could adam and eve exist before abraham and noah and moses not in order learn to shitpost retard

Sorry you didn't appreciate my attempt to bring just a tiny bit of comedic relief to the board. No hard feelings. I'll pack up my memes and my autism and leave now.

If God is omniscient how come he didn't foresee this entire chain of events also rendering the concept of free will impossible by definition since an omniscient being would know all outcomes before they happen thus meaning all paths are predetermined?
CHECKMATE CHRISTCUCKS

There's two logically consistent ways to think about it. One is that he did know it would happen and that man would leave paradise with the knowledge of good and evil, all part of the plan.

The other is that god is aware of all possible outcomes simultaneously, so he knew that she would eat the fruit but also that she wouldn't eat the fruit, both were/are inevitable. He didn't kick them out because he was angry. They just had to leave because the knowledge was the end of paradise and the start of a new kind of life.

IMO the bible is just a book, though it's worth reading to understand the cultural influence and some of the truths it contains. Jesus did exist and made a huge impact to a small portion of desert semites, but I don't see why anyone who hasn't met him should follow his word. How do you know Jesus said that and not a false prophet claiming to be Jesus? Or a mistranslation/misunderstanding of a biblical commandment?

How are you leftypol cucks still considerd regular Holla Forumsacks

you fool no one moshe

It's a creation myth, it's supposed to make you see how much like Holla Forums, women have always been shit.
it doesn't need to make genealogical sense, because even in the Bible it takes place in some little debug room God set up.

Ok

no, but being fucking autistic about not worshiping jews makes you leftypol

you are retarded and so is whatever wrote your shit manuals kike

Jewish fairy tales

Quality shitpost OP.
8/10.

What do kike desert volcano demon fairytales have to do with real life?

Sage

8/8 would kek again

=+(((CHRISTIANS))) actually believe this==

Yahweh- Creator God
Adam- Sophia
Eve- Demiurge

Genesis and Gnosticism both describe a being that is two stages removed form God, who indulges in its own warped creation. Eve is the original mother, the Demiurge, who all subsequent suffering comes from.

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Pretty funny, OP. But in current Holla Forums you're lucky to not be called a shill or worse right off the bat.

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To be fair, Adam did eat it too.

What? The creation of earth and mAdam & stEve happened before the rest of those did.

I still remember studying a lot about the Bible, and the some history of the area. I forgot a lot about it, though, along with school stuff. There are different views on destiny.

Is this bait? No type of Creationist believes the Earth is THAT young.


Wow.

Too bad man didn't sell her down the river.

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Better question:
Why did (((God))) forbid them to eat from the fruit of knowledge?

He would have preferred Man not know evil. Ignorance is bliss, basically.

Once they ate the fruit God had little choice but to ban them because all they had to do then would have been to eat the fruit of the tree of life and then they would have become both knowledgable and immortal, and then there would be little separating them from God himself.

That's why Satanists, Luciferians and the like exist. They consider the fall of man a good thing because it liberated man from an oppressive God.

Why do parents stop their toddlers from watching beastiality porn?

user, I've written software to do semantic labeling on Sumerian tablets that date back earlier than that.

Why are toddlers looking for bestiality porn?

What kind of fucked up parent puts a tree of bestiality porn in the middle of the room where his toddlers are left unattended?