I came so much and so many times yesterday, my poor little cock is all exhausted still~~

Ah My penis is diamonds and it's hard to focus on anything else

eliminate gays

...

You could eliminate this boner, would your assault my prostate?~

Hon hon, Monsieur, Monsieur.
Je voudrais voir ton vagin.

My vagin du homme? Sorry, I don't speak surrender tongue~
But you could make me surrender with you your tongue~~

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I mean, I could switch to filthy anglo speak if you prefer.

Why don't you come over, teach me the language of love~~
You could penetrate me with your épée, mi amor~

That's Spanish, you sodomite.
Although I'd rather hang out with Iberians than Limeys

Isn't that Finnish?

Oh, I guess you'll have to spank me, I'm not paying enough attention in class~~

That's the language of memes. So yes~

The Finnish are the only people I love more than my own.
God bless them and their alcoholism.

Sweet butter on a baguette, you're a full-on slut.

I just want your tour Eiffel in my Arc de Triomphe, I'm just for you Maréchal~

You know, I only just saw your flag.
That explains so much.
But it doesn't explain why my dick is so hard.

Are memes not the greatest form of love known to man?

The Finns are the true master race we should all aspire to be.

We could take care of that pesky erection, if only you had somewhere nice and soft to put it~~

I know a Kato, his benis is pretty ebin ::::DD

Let me play along with this whole fiasco.
Now, what's my line…oh yeah.

"Oh just where did you have in mind, oh demure vixen user you?"

My Ligne Maginot is completely routed, you could easily push deep into my territory~

I much prefer to be direct.

Ass + Benis = Gud Tiems
Now back it on up.

How lewd~
You are like a beast, just doing whatever you like~
I like it~~

Weren't you nords planning to give Finland an entire mountain or some shit?

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Bergele ;;DD

I take what I want.
Now hush or I'll make you.

Yes yes, we know.
Now go watch two, sweaty men hug each other in a ring for half an hour.

AY SUOMI PERKELE

How could you hush me up?~
I moan a lot, very easily~~

Gommie fugger >::DDD Die redd big>:DD

I mean, I could always just stuff your mouth with something.

How do you know that won't make me moan louder~

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I just know these things.
Now post your actual ass.

Getting impatient are we~~
Bad boy~

Hard dicks don't make for patience.
Now, I'll say again, post your

B O Y P U S S Y
O
Y
P
U
S
S
Y

Your hard, throbbing dick is your own responsibility, not mine~~
You are going to have to take care of it yourself~

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I mean, I figured you'd be happy to help.
Since you seem to have experience.
Maybe I'm just retarded and don't know how to fix it?
Have pity on the retarded.

:DDDDDDD

If you want my help, you are going to need to hop on a plane~~

Njet, Molotov! >::::DDD

ty m8

Nah, I'd rather not get beheaded by the wayward Ahmed.

You make me proud, you noble Fingol warrior, you.

What are those tissues doing there?

Obviously he spilled his can by mistake and had to wipe it up. Don't be dirty. Good girls don't like boys with dirty rooms.

You have way too much energy. It's a shame the other Norwegian doesn't like to play with you.

Ebin ::DD

He'll come around, I won't rest until his load is going down my throat~

Why do all Scandinavians have a spanking fetish?