As a member of the bourgeoisie how can I fund a communist uprising?

Just be part of that entire milieu and give them a hand whenever they need (reasonable) funds.

Even popular magazines like Jacobin struggle financially, and there are many who don't take off because it's almost impossible to make a profit out of them. A small sum can help these guys a lot.

Somebody please ban/exile/gulag this LARPer.

Very little now but give a few years or two we talking 6 figures a little more a fair amount more.

How, HR fags won't do any of that shit nor will almost anyone without attempting to just taken money from me and doing "a job" they won't do it well, if you had any ideas how I can do it please say..

No fucking shit.

guns won't do shit on their own COOPs either, if anythign they will make them greedy and they will want to make the big bucks.

More info please.

Sorry if i slurt im drunk at the momment.

donate a bit to Rojava

coopfunding.net/en/campaigns/feed-the-revolution/

Take that money and shove it up your ass, porky.

This.

I have heared about rojava for some time since I lurk leftypol a lot and am considering it but I need more information on it.

I hate to tell you buddy but without money you won't get very fair, let alone trying to lead a group it will stay small and be easy to push over.

Playing the le edgy I don't need no money i can take on the world myself! is foolish, I wish to help with pure money, one of they most effective ways to get shit done.

Open a socialist supermarket.

Here's their overall plan:
rojavaplan.com/rojavaplan.html

What's great about coopfunding is that Rojava gets to keep their donations even if they won't reach the goal.

I believe they're under an embargo from Turkey too so they have limited basic resources and since it's a mainly an agricultural community, things like fertilizer are in short supply.

Out of curiosity, what sort of business do you operate? The scale at which you're working with will largely define what you are and are not capable of in terms of support efforts.

give ur cash to naxalites or some insurgency

A fucking supermarket ain't gonna do shit at all, I am thinking big not gay ass "oh gee im gonna make a placee where a few people can be happy."

At the moment I don't wish to say what, but lets say I work with a lot of Chinese factories and am hoping to expand into shit like bars and hotels.

ill look up naxalties

On a side note, Sorry for being fucking drunk off my ass but, personly id like infromation on starting up a group, im good at controlin people or leading them id like to do it myself.

Sure thing Mr. FBI

Autism

Well, I suppose the question is whether you're looking to support communism on the homefront or abroad.

If you're looking at the homefront, if you're from most Western countries, your going to be looking primarily at assisting organization efforts. That can take a lot of shapes depending on your ideological tendencies. I know you scoffed at supporting coops, but I imagine they can serve both as part of a larger worker's organizational framework or at the very least serve as examples of what workers control of the means of production can be. Minimal interest loans granted on the prerequisite that the endeavor meets certain organizational standards (thus helping to prevent it from devolving into standard corporate structural models) and adequate financial planning (as to prevent this and that idealist from half-assing their end and losing you money).

Supporting unions would also be a good idea, perhaps with similar prerequisites on their organizational structure as to give a selective advantage to truly democratic labor unions rather than the classcucked "unions" that often emerge. Encourage them to not shy away from direct action in order to achieve their goals. Like wise, perhaps help to organize individual labor unions into larger trade unions, as this would give a potential framework for future radicalization efforts that touch base directly with the workers themselves rather than through the proxy of party politics.

Also consider minimizing the utilization of Third World labor as part of your business. I know it's basically impossible to avoid entirely, but try not to make their direct use an integral maintenance strategy for your profit margins. That being said, I don't know what the financials look like, so I won't say much more on the matter.

These sort of moves may seem a bit reformist, but there's no easy way to throw money at the situation and just make revolution happen: a movement has to be built from the ground up, and that's going to take time. People have to be convinced of the viability of the socialist system and worker's control, and how it is superior to whatever neoliberal or welfare state they currently live under.

If you're talking about supporting efforts abroad, Rojava is really the prime choice for financial support. Naxalites are alright, but do read up on them a good deal first, as there may be ideological conflicts with their program for some people.
You also have various groups in Latin America (Zapatistas, various groups fighting in northern South America, etc) that might be worthy of aid, though I imagine getting aid to them would have more legal hurdles than other places. Be aware of these legal restrictions before you start moving money around and use your head.

Fund a private class and teach people what socialism and communism really mean.

I can understand the importence of a coop as an example of a way of living.

Unions I understand are an importent element but lets say they are prone to some things, and i don't find them that extream.

To emanate the third world for my current company would be near imposable, I don't have any connections to people in the first or devopolping world to achive what i request, let alone even braking fucking even.

And thank you I will insure to look more at rojava.

I have thought about this before but people tend to not be intrested at all, like not at fucking all, I am trying to think of ways to make it more intresting but people in groups tend to not be intrested in the slgithist.

(fucking sorry for bad spelling drunk off my ass)

Lobby politicians to hand corporations to workers.

I don't talk to politcians at all and have very few fucking connnections, I have a friend who is going to join the labour party in bongland if all goes well who is fairly open to left wing ideas but its kinda hard to talk to politicains but ill think 'bout it.

Perhaps purchase some basic resources to use to help people out/recruit for if/when the next economic crash happens.

Tbh econmic crashes are good point to recruit people for an uprising but if you START during it most will leave towards it being "solved"

Off yourself,preferably taking as many fellow porkys with you.

Is it just me or do we have a thread about a supposedly rich guy ask us what to do with his money every few months?

At this rate there won't be any capitalist bourgeoisie left!

Fund anti-capitalist political groups, fund protests, etc… Basically pull a Soros except fund actual left wing groups instead of SJW's.

Wouldn't it be great if OP wasn't just fucking with us?

Not this

Buy a means of communication and spread the message. If I was a billionaire I would buy a ton of radio stations and put out a left-wing message. Just spam the airwaves. That is what the right-wing did, and it was massively successful. Dominate the narrative, the media, the conversation.

This. Rojava has much potential and supporting far left activists can help to maintain the push towards socialism and prevent socdem degeneration.

Help others become anti-bourgs by providing socialists with aid to get capital.

I want to make guns and that requires capital.

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