Hey Holla Forums, how can I kidnap a loli

Hey Holla Forums, how can I kidnap a loli

Or a shota

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or two

First step: become 2D.

But I want a real loli

And yet all you post is 2d. It's like you're not even committed to your dreams.

Pool ball in sock.

Trying to get me v&, Mr. LEA?

steal a sea lion who kidnaps lolis

who is she?

moar :33

offer them candy. seriously.

parents don't even tell their kids to beware of strangers offering candy anymore because it's such a cliche that no one expects it.

Step 1: find loli
Step 2: befriend loli
Step 3: get loli to trust you
Step 4: teach loli that society is evil and will only hurt her
Step 5: make her severely paranoid of humanity
Step 6: teach loli that you are the only person she can trust
Step 7: wait for loli to get into argument with parents and run away from home
Step 8: take loli in
Step 9: move inawoods with loli
Optional: be gentle, give her lots of headpats.

I know I would have loved a big strong man to take me in as a kid, I fucking hated people, man. Still do, but I'm no longer smol and cute. Just smol.

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you sound like someone i met on irc
ryona? that you?

If you're a w*m*n, please post tits. Otherwise, go hang yourself you massive flaming faggot.

can confirm that it works

Chloroform and car(van is better is the easiest way.
I do however urge to help with the pedo uprising and propaganda campaign so we can more safely and legally fuck lolis. Have some memes to get started

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Execution videos show the true nature of the real world. It should be required viewing.

Fold up the piece of paper she is drawn on and put her in an envelope.
Mail her to yourself.
THen blow your brains out for being such a fucked up delusional human being.

Instructions not clear. Got dick stuck in loli. :^)

post tits and time stamp

It's a little known fact that if you contact the police they will set you up with an adoption center that has too many young girls. It's a program to help pedophiles. Kinda like how they hand out condoms at high schools, cause they're like "Well you're just gonna have sex anyway, at least be safe." Except you're a pedo so it's more like. "Well you're just gonna rape kids anyway, at least take one no one else wants."


Die in a fire.

God damn user that is some funny shit you just said. I got to copy pasta that joke on some other pedo threads. Shits rich.

I want more of this