Nigger Jokes

Share all of your favorite nigger jokes. I'll start.

A nigger and a spic fall out of a tree. Who hits the ground first? The spic, because the nigger is stopped by the rope.

A nigger walks into a bar

The joke is the nigger himself because he's genetically inferior and will never amount to anything.

Why can't niggers swim? I don't know, shit always floats in the toilet.

Cool it with the nigger jokes ok guys? Anchoring this thread because no fun allowed. And making fun of blacks is divisive.

A nigger walks into 8ch and is immediately offered a board volunteer position

Fuck you you sensitive faggot

Reported for impersonating a mod.

why do niggers love basket ball?

It's the only sport that involves shooting, stealing, and running

Why have 80% of niggers been to prison?

Because they're dumb and violent.

Why are all of the niggers fast runners? Because the slow ones are all in jail.

Please do. Maybe then they'll have an irc conversation about how mods are autosaging threads without reading them first.

Or maybe they'll be forced to leave this thread alone.

What's the difference between extortion and rape?

It depends on how you spell "black male".

what's the difference between a nigger and an elevator?
the nigger can raise a child

Oh fug, I meant the elevator

What's the difference between a nigger and a pittbull? It's still legal to own a pittbull

Maybe niggers aren't so bad. After all, who kills more niggers than niggers?

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why do whites go to black garage sales? To get their stuff back.

Let's not forget about our southern brethren
Why Mexico doesn't have a proper olympic team? Because everyone who could swim well, jump high or run fast has already crossed the US border.
build the wall

What's the difference between a nigger and a bucket of fried chicken?

A bucket of chicken can feed a family of four

friendly sage for Holla Forums shit

when I posted this on Holla Forums, no one cared enough to respond. I figured Holla Forums would appreciate it.

Why do niggers only have nightmares?

Because we killed the last one that had a dream.

Why don't niggers go on cruise ships?

Because they fell for that one the last time.

What does the nigglet get for Christmas? Your bike

What's the difference between blacks and snow tires?

Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them.

What do you call a smiling black man?

Snigger.

What word starts with N, ends with R, and you would never want to call a black person?

Neighbor.

yes goyim, make negro jokes, who cares if you're sliding the catalogue?

A black point.
A pollution
The solution

kek'd

nigger, wut?

how many millionaire monkey ball players know it was invented by a white man?

humor is good in a world full of niggers

What's the best kind of nigger?

a dead one

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what do you call 50 dead niggers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

How do you start a nigger parade?

Roll a 40 down the street.

Nigger invented triathlon when he went to the swimming pool on foot and came back on a bike

How do you starve a nigger?

Hide his food stamps under his work boots.

JK, niggers don't have work boots, just shitty overpriced Jordans.

hey those useless gangbangers would tell you those are their work boots

What does NAACP stand for?

Now Apes Are Called People.

(checked)


I thought it was Niggers Are Always Causing Problems.

user shit does NOT float in the toilet. I think you need to take a look at your diet.

Hey I didn't make it up

If your shit doesn't float, you aren't getting enough fiber.

A black man and a mexican are in a car together. Who is driving?

The police

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proof shit floats

Why are there only two pall bearers at a nigger's funeral?

a trash can only has two handles

Have you heard the NFL is making all the footballs green this year?

well, have you ever seen a nigger drop a watermelon?

What do black men do after sex?

15 years to life

Why do niggers cry during sex?
It's from the pepper spray.

What has four legs and yells "Ho de do! Ho de do"?

Two niggers trying to catch an elevator

how do you know a nigger just got done having sex? His eyes are red from the mace

Top good.

Pontiac. Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac

ahoy mateys, is that sir reginald brownpill?

trips

Also:

What do you say to a black man in a three-piece suit?

Will the defendant please rise.


What do you call a bus full of niggers going off a cliff?

A good start


How long does it take a negress to take a shit?

9 months

what's black and tan and looks good on a nigger?

A rottweiler.

What's black and white, black and white, black and white?

Nigger and a pigeon fighting over a chicken wing.

Told you so. This is why people are migrating back to fun/pol/. Can't have a little politically incorrect fun polluting all those trump polls/hillary having a seizure/maybe leaks threads.

you can't hold back the tide of intense racism that is pol

How?!

don't worry about it; he was a faggot

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Fuck you you dirty fucking half caste chink nigger hybrid goatfucker cunt.

I left halfchan for this freedom go fuck yourself