I don't understand. I honestly, no kidding, no sarcasm, don't understand the joke

I don't understand. I honestly, no kidding, no sarcasm, don't understand the joke.
Has Oglaf gotten too deep for me?

I also cannot seem to follow.

It's like the first and last part of two different comics were pasted together.

Is…Is it supposed to be 2 different comics? The first 4 panels don't seem to have anything to do with the last 4.

Did the mangaka accidentally merge 2 different comics together?

It's a Cats reference of some sort. I'm not well versed enough in terrible musicals to know what exactly.

Think of it as the fictional variety of all those made up things like non binary demisexual otherkin xirs. I don't understand any of it, but there's nothing worth understanding.

W-where's the joke??

Most NSFW Oglaf comics are shit.

The attempted joke was the outlandish surprise of finding out what the redhead meant by 'reeal fancy makeup', being the costumes from the Broadway musical "Cats". The only real joke was the utter failure of two people trying way too hard to meet each other halfway in their sexual interests during intercourse, but even that just comes off as awkward.
What I'd like to know is: what is hetero girl-on-girl? Because that just sounds like an oxymoron to me.

NOW THIS NON-SEQUITAR DONE RIGHT

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She doesn't want to be gay, so she will only be willing to fuck her if its under some kind of ridiculous premise. Like this "bro-job" thing.

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I think the author lost track of the plot halfway through and just really wanted to make a Cats reference.

Kill me. I almost forgot about that one.

Now you know better.

Okay, I get the first part, I feel like I have a sense of where it's going… and then a smash cut to complete nonsense. You really didn't just take two strips and put them together? Like my brain can't make the leap from "hetero girl-on-girl" to dressed as cats and coughing up hairballs.

Stupid.

This is why you buy some shitty low end laptop.
Family and friends (if you have them) never have a particularly valid excuse to use your main machine.
If they try to claim otherwise then they're deliberately looking for shit.

My family used to demand the access to my computer from time to time for work related stuff, so I had a password-protected main account and a guest account that could only use the internet browser and download files to a single folder. It could also only access this folder, own documents and the desktop.
I still do this thing to all my computers to this day.

She tried to eat the other girl out but there was too much hair down there and she barfed.

Disappointing to, I wanted to see what female no-homo is like.

Everything short of eating pussy is female no-homo.

If you use a *nix like, just add a . in front of the filename, renders it invisible unless you do "ls -a".
Eg:
~/Pictures/gcubpenisvore/
to
~/Pictures/.gcubpenisvore/
Dunno whether it works on windows, but you always try the ol' "make the folder icon look like a boring image" trick

The joke is weird sex. It's an Oglaf comic.

computers are a dime a dozen nowadays. With a basic laptop you can get your porn and play all the games worth playing. I am not rich and yet I can do this. What's your excuse?

this dude operates on another fucking level

This always happens with Doug and Trudy.
I've known them since the 90's, their work always starts off funny, goes dark, then goes faux-deep randomlol.

The joke is that "hetero girl-on-girl" is playing dress up and doing each others make up. Intimate things girls do together that give guys fantasies. Think of it like the two definitions of "girlfriend".

That seems a bit obtuse.

I thought they were both dressed up as cats, and when one girl ate out the other she got fur in her mouth. then she hacked up a furball like a cat.

I think it's supposed to be a girl having sex with another girl that uses a strapon. Or a girl having sex with a futa.
>inb4 this thread devolve in whether liking futa makes you gay or not

When two girl fuck a guy with minimal contact.

Like how when you agree to double team a girl but won't overstuff her vag because your dicks would touch hence why one of you picks or al or anal.

It does. Just not as much as liking traps.

That's not hetero at all, though, that's definitely homo.

But there wasn't a guy, or any other party involved.

Yes because they're gay, the bad kind of gay where it's two guys. This one doesn't have any excuse.

That's the fucking joke. Anyway, why are you reading that SJW comic?

You guys,

"Hetero girl-on-girl" is a joke. You can't have sex with a woman and have it be hetero. A non-lesbian is experimenting with lesbian sex and trying to make it hetero, while the lesbian has to explain that it's impossible.

That's the joke.

Daily reminder that the author killed the character that gave the name to the webcomic and turn the adventures of a sexually frustrated wizard apprentice into fantasy sexual jokes just in the name of feminism.

One comic, two references.

Linking of the words "heterosexual" and "make-up", leads one to think that they are talking about going full on glam, lipstick lesbian as opposed to bull dyke.

So, when one girl agrees to hetero them up, she's saying she's going to make herself, possibly both really attractive with make-up.

But it turns out, she was talking about theatrical make-up.

Then they bring in the Cats reference. The make-up wasn't just general theater, it was specifically for the musical Cats. Hence the reference to singing.

This makes the reference to heterosexual lesbian sex turn from being simple, mundane pillow princess sex to freaky fetish stuff instead.

Not exactly a knee slapper, but I like the pictures.

I think 'hetero girl-on-girl' is just some way of trying to justify lesbian sex as not gay.
Like "It's not gay to fuck a guy in the ass as long as you don't make eye contact"

"No, it's not gay if two girls fuck eachother, because they're straight.


pic related

i can project here, very very very vaguely project.

its an alegory for people that don't want to accept that they're into homosexuality


i think this goy gets the idea

YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING STUPID
THIS IS ANOTHER COW TOOLS COMIC
JUST ACCEPT IT FOR WHAT IT IS AND DON'T OVERTHINK IT
FUCK
THERE ISN'T ALWAYS A DEEPER MEANING, SOMETIMES A COMIC SIMPLY SUCKS, YOU CAN'T GET IT RIGHT EVERYTIME

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DON'T YOU RAISE YOUR VOICE AT ME, SINCLAIR!

But then where does the comment on workloads in regards to each girl come from?

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On second thought, I think is right. Re-reading the strip, it's become clear that the first girl wants the gratification of being sexually pleasured by the redhead, without having to reciprocate and/or admitting that it's just gay.

Proof?

I hate oglaf because I think most nudity and sex jokes are not clever

I think Xavier: Renegade Angel has some of the best sex jokes

It's just really poorly/confusingly executed. Or maybe something about how increasingly convoluted fetishes are a smokescreen for what people don't want to admit? …case in point.

Why are you namefagging?

because people here don't filter them. we need to do what /k/ did and just purge name/tripfags

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What did he mean by this?

Is it something sexual? Why would a cow need tools? I know the first one is a saw, then a rake, but what are the last two?

I don't get it how would a cow use these. They don't even have hands.

nigga ill fukin cut you

One day, I'll find a superstitious Korean and find out what this means.

Is that what that means?
It is a superstition?
Something like
"Every time you steal food from someone, a person gets pushed to their death"?

Its shown up on Holla Forums before
Something about the red monster representing suicide
The colour of its eyes is supposed to represent the reason
I think the green was envy or money problems or something like that.

Basically someone at the table, probably the dad, will kill themselves soon.

I'd figure the kid with how he's leaning back towards the window.

No look closely, the dad has the same grayish skintone as all the people who jumped

Was it specifically because of feminism, or were they just bored?

Cow tools was a joke about how few animals make tools.

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He was just bored. The death of the 'main character' (who only showed his face one in a while, anyway) was simply due to the fact the creator wanted to do more one-off 'gag of the week' strips than create a story.

That's kind of fascinating..

Oglaf has been a SJW comic for a long time. Check the creators twitter to see 24 hour spergouts about why sexual things, fantasy, and videogames are all awful and bigoted.


Ignore this retard.

Everything Doug and Trudy touch turns to shit.
Just read early Platinum Grit, then read late Platinum Grit.

I didn't see that, but I did see a lot of retweets from SJWs, which is just as bad.

Why the zoom out to the window the kid's leaning towards then?

Barbarians were fun, though. But her other NSFW comics are usually trash. The punchline is "Ha-ha, look, these guys are gay" or "Ha-ha, this male is forced to have gay sex against his will!" And, to be fair, even when it's about heterosexuals or lesbians, it's usually isn't funny either.

I think it's more a case where SJWs latched onto it and the author is suffering slow brain-death in the hugbox.