Please user, i'm so thirsty

please user, i'm so thirsty
shoot your cold, thin water directly in to my mouth and hydrate me

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I'll moisturize you all over your face.

that's too much!
i cant drink all of that, user. so much is going to waste!

That's what it felt like for me, my first time with daddy!

What's wrong? Isn't this exactly what you asked for?

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are you sure that was water?

Shut the fuck up and drink it all, whore. Over a thousand posters are going to empty their reservoirs down your throat.

dont get rough, i just needed hydration!

I'm not 100% certain, no.

That's a special kind of autism tbh.

Excuse you, helping other lonely bastards be happy is the highest honor any user could ever aspire to. Don't you want to be happy, user? Don't you want a few minutes of attention from a cute loli of questionable age who just wants to know what your love tastes like?

Hold on I thought we were talking about beverages here.

Or what are you talking about? Are you being lewd? Stop being perverted.

all i wanted was water!

Ah, my bad.

Good thing I came prepared. You're suppose to serve this stuff in cups. You know that, right?

Mmmmmm, here you go user, it's all yours. This is what you want, right? Don't answer, let me just fill your mouth up. Aww, are you choking? That's cute. I know it's a lot.

i like you, will you please share some of your water with me?

user, I can't hold it anymore, I'm gonna dump my huge load all over yo- UNNNNNNNNNNNN~

Uh, sorry. I came here thinking I could get something to drink as well. All I have is food. Not very hungry though. You can have it if you want. You like me?

Erotic role play has never not sucked. Why don't you pretend you're handsome and charismatic for a change and talk to people in real life, or is that fantasy too difficult to imagine?

Mmmmm, there's plenty of sand to share user, open wide and say ahhhhhh.

thats okay, i have some too
if someone gives me some water, we can share
yes

R-Right, sorry.


There should be enough for both of you.

STOP IGNORING MY GENEROSITY YOU STUPID WHORE.

the sand wants to steal my hydration

Great, thanks. But this doesn't really taste like water.. is this soda?


Y-you don't have to lie, if you don't want to. I mean, my brother, um, nevermind. Nevermind. Heh. Ah crap. Uh. What is this stuff?


Sand isn't generosity, dork. It's course and rough and irritating and gets everywhere.

its just a tasty snack, want some?
and of course i would share

You know me too well

Alcohol, Madam. Why do you ask?

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