How do I stop this?

Sup, Holla Forums? How do I stop my dad from sitting on my stuff. When I leave my stuf, clothes, pillow case, ipad, you name it, on my chair he just sits on them and ends up smelling like ass. I'm furious.

MAYBE IF YOU WOULD STOP SQUIRMING WHEN DADDY WANTS TO SIT ON YOUR FACE HE WOULDN'T HAVE TO SIT ON YOUR JUNK TO SHOW DOMINANCE

NOW GET OVER HERE, FAGGOT AND LET ME SIT ON YOUR FACE. ALSO IT'S DON'T FUCKING CALL ME "DAD" FAGGOT, IT'S FUCKING "DADDY"

How does his ass smell like?

like ass

like your ass?

Define the smell of ass

does the tip of your dick smell similar/exactly the same?

muffled shit smell with sweat flagrance.
Yes.

My dick smells of dried cum and smegma. So, no.

does the smell of his ass bring back childhood memories?

Okay, well, just stop leaving your shit everywhere then you disgusting fuck

sounds to me like you're still in the denial stage

d-dad?

Get off my board, son.

this might sound crazy, but hear me out;

have you tried talking to him

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that's on you for not cleaning out his ass with your tongue well enough

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OP fails to understand the subtle message his dad is sending him.

Is it about sagefags being gay?

op didn't answer this

question, within the required amount of time. I guess he doesn't wanna talk about his childhood.

Y'all niggas is gay.

OP, maybe instead of trying to change your dad, you should change yourself. Learn to appreciate the smell of your papa's ass and soon you'll be shoving your dinner under his hairy buttcheeks for added flavour!

put pins, nails and needles on your chair, or wherever your fagther sits

not sure if OP is willing to stick needles in his dick, but worth a shot

he wrote fagther. i don't think he misspelled that

omg haha lol thanks haha xd

yep - i didnt

i really like how we all pulled together to help op. i would have expected a simple thank you, but i guess, that's just how it is nowadays.

It's a real sharing caring community here, isn't it? That's why I keep coming back.

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