TFW you realize you are in Detroit, and the best way out is killing yourself

TFW you realize you are in Detroit, and the best way out is killing yourself.

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He didn't kill himself, he died from an auto erotic asphyxiation accident.

Please explain to me the difference, because whether it is on purpose or by accident, killing yourself is still suicide as far as I know.

It would be ruled accidental or death by misadventure

I'm not interested in what it is "ruled", I am only interested in what it *is*. What it is, is killing yourself. HOW it happens is a separate question. The fact is, he killed himself. No different than driving 120 mph and failing to make the turn and hitting a bridge abutment. (Oddly, that is another popular way to leave Detroit.)

Keith feeds in his fellow musicians death

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What's worse, suicide or accidentally dying because you choked yourself while jerking off

if I did either one I'd want people to think that I did the other

Why not both?

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fuck.

literally who?

At least I saw Soundgardern in Pittsburgh a few years ago. What the fuck nigger, why did you have to anhero? It would have been nice to be able to see them again.

we are richer for having lost him

Yeah,what a shame.

miles davis to mick jagger: Hey, what's with those fucking wrinkles, man?
Jagger: they're laugh lines
davis: nothing is that funny

dragon dildo overdose rest in rip faggot

How does it feel knowing that you just got shot down by the coroner?
He hung himself with his own belt in a SUICIDE, according to the Wayne County Coroner's office.

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