How do we "fix" the pedo problem?

ITT: we discuss the best methods to deal with pedos.

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Evil people get a thrill out of causing chaos and being obnoxious. You can't make them go away. Everyone has tried everything at this point.

Just try to avoid them where you can.

I don't even want to waste time on them tbh. I want rid of them so they can stop being something I have to worry about.

Fastest most industrial way possible please. I want the McDonald's of pedocausts.

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Sorry nazis, this is Holla Forums territory. Pedos of the world unite!

lol

I want to go back to the past and butcher all of our ancestors and see how they feel about it.

What problem?

I see no pedophilia on here

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Ah yes, Scaphism. The Persians were infamous for this form of execution. It might not have been a good idea to start with this one OP, it's pretty much the worse way a human being can be executed that I know of. That was sort of the point of it, it's pretty much the incarnation of the most evil thoughts imaginable fixed towards the most evil men imaginable.


This bull was never used, and there was never a horn inside of it. The acoustics of the bull was good enough. The bull was only used once, on the man who made it upon presenting it to one of the Kings of Greece who was so disgusted by its sadistic method that he threw its creator inside of it and killed him. Pretty good if you ask me.

But I have a better idea. I've had this in my head for the day that someone commits an especially heinous crime against me or my family. I've decided that upon kidnapping this person, that he would be initially unconscious at first. He would have a watering hose inserted up the anus then barbed razor wire (or perhaps some old rusty barbed wire off of an old fence, I haven't decided which would cause the most trauma) would be inserted up the watering hose. The hose would then be removed so that the wire can be properly inserted all the way up the rectum. A steak or some other cut of meat would be tied to the end of this wire while the man is tied to an object, maybe a tree or a pipe in my basement or something. I would then have my dog try to remove the meet from the mans rectum, swiftly tearing his insides to pieces. He would most likely die from some sort of septic infection due to necrosis or blood loss.

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stay mad neckbeard, we're going to literally seize the means of production

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FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT HITLER WAS A PEDOPHILE

Since Hitler was a pedophile, and Hitler had done nothing wrong, pedophilia is not wrong.

GET OUT OF HERE YOU LAIN DENIER LAIN IS EVERYTHING AND YOU ARE A TRASH PEDO

He was also asexual. And homosexual. And transexual.

There are only 2 kinds of good in this world: wise men and little girls

But we have proof that he was. After all, Germany was doing so well initially in World War 2 because Hitler fugged little girls.

Do tell.

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Hitler just wanted a loving relationship with little girls, he didn't want to have sex with them or anything like that.

What this guy posted. Also, it could've taken you like two seconds to google that, you massive retard.

What makes you pedos so desperate to believe this shit? Nothing about those pics is sexual or indicative of anything. How many pictures are there of him smiling and greeting adults? Was he a massive pervert out to fuck every living thing? Did he fuck his dog?

But in all seriousness, have you ever played Unteralterbach? That is actually based on a true story, albeit instead of Bernd, it's Hitler.

Give us back our /hebe/ and we will migrate there and leave the other boards alone

solve the social issues regarding pedophiles and your "problem" goes away by itself

Couldn't you queers just make a new board?

pedos have made many new boards and despite the vast majority posting nothing illegal there, they have been deleted. The problem here is Jim and his love for pigs and cocks.

The psychology of pedophilia and homosexuality are one in the same. When the gap between men and women increases to such a degree that women become basically inaccessible to the majority of men they are more inclined to develop abnormal paraphillias to fill the void. This is why in the last 50 years or so, since the advent of feminism, you've had more fags and more chomos popping up left and right. If average and sub-par non chad males could get SOME kind of female affection from an early age they would not degenerate into such filth. The problem is also that you have Disney, Nick and Hollywood covertly sexualizing children and planting the seeds of sickness into the minds of young men.

Based Hitler

He was the last great man of the western world.

RIP.

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lol


He was. The world has not been the same since 1945.

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Wait if he was a Pedofile and an Asexual.. What is the problem?

Um sir.. Don't barbaric acts like that make you just bad.. if not worst than.. and let me make distinction here.. pedophile-rapists? pedophile-rapists. Cause saying pedophilia is saying it is akin to a thought crime.
If the individual only has an attraction to children but does not engage with children in sexual acts, nor watches collects/sells/buys the pornography; I see no problem with that person.

Fucking homonyms.. I meant Pedophile.

But if he were actually an Asexual he would not engage in any sexual acts with them. He'd just like meeting them and being around them.
I'd know.. I've been dating an asexual since we were both in middle school. We are both 20 now. But damn if I ain't a virgin for life..

Give them what they want, and they will go away.
How hard is that?

Pedos are the only people afraid to whoop the pool with fire.
Gallon buckets of water.
We will have to go back.
Maybe we should have said that before the game was cancelled due to a cartoon character Jonah Hill.
But yeah, bioluminescent stuff is probably not going anywhere.
How about this stuff?

Not knowing that the expression is "one *and* the same" destroys any credibility you may have otherwise had. You may now consider yourself ignored for being a dumbfuck.

Jesus

Uh.. No, of course not. We're acting in the best interest of children.

tripdubs
user speaks the truth

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They can't consent

Boy, you sure are right wing, bucko
:^)

what kind of fucking dope are you on?

Sexual prudism isn't good. Children are human being just like adults so they should be allowed to feel pleasure.

Consent is a socially constructed concept. The fact that children can feel sexual pleasure is biologically real.