Rio olympic games Starting Thread #2

Rio Olympic games about to begin

Livestreams
youtube.com/watch?v=uiKFYHwQKaE
youtube.com/watch?v=8Ormb7lWwyM
youtube.com/watch?v=oYKCYpqVJG8
youtube.com/watch?v=9L7J1LAuTNU

edition.cnn.com/2016/08/01/sport/fire-thefts-olympic-village/index.html

thelocal.dk/20160803/danish-olympic-team-hit-by-theives

thelocal.dk/20160803/danish-olympic-team-hit-by-theives

theguardian.com/sport/2016/jul/26/rowing-olympics-2016-water-quality

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nbcolympics.com/live-stream-schedule
taima.tv/r/morningwoood
liveleak.com/view?i=16b_1467251376
sportsbadshah.ml/
csiro.au/en/News/News-releases/2013/Deserts-greening-from-rising-CO2
bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-17491344
uk.anonymousey.co:9005
archive.is/kRCGV
8ch.net/pol/res/7033584.html#7033609
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

ecns.cn/2016/04-24/207973.shtml

upgruv.com/chinese-olympian-thrown-up-on-1958544189.html

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

just woke up, glad I didn't miss it

>>>/rio2016/

THEY JUST SHOWED HITLER

How pozzed is the opening ceremony gonna be

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its Brazil the product of miscegenation and poze this should be the worst one yet

has it started yet?

11 minutes

KANKER
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11 minutes

official thread here:
>>>/rio2016/16

It's gonna take some real effort on their part to outdo the UK

FILL UP THE FIRST THREAD BEFORE USING THIS ONE

Its going to be tough but I have faith in Brazil as being the worst nigger tier shithole

What did they say?

ITS BEGINNING YOU HUE MONKEYS

The streams are getting shoah'd.

This
Fucking Brazilian privilege

BREAKING NEWS

The Israeli government successfully lobbied to have the Christ The Redeemer statue covered for the duration of the games so their athletes wouldn't have to look at it.

Really?
JUST HIDE MY SAVIOR RIGHT UP FAM

Fucking "peace sign" (inverted life rune signifying death) up in this bitch.

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dammit all
none of the major news outlet stream have started
edition.cnn.com/2016/08/05/sport/olympics-live-coverage-opening-ceremony/index.html

nbcolympics.com/live-stream-schedule

I'm not going to bother to look this shit up, that's what 8/pol/ is for

taima.tv/r/morningwoood

Somebody is spamming Trump2016 in the 3rd videos chat

Is that one of you guys?

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Maybe they'll make this local Brazilian pastime into an olympic sport:

liveleak.com/view?i=16b_1467251376

WE WUZ FOREST PEOPLE AND SHIT

MY SIDES ARE IN ORBIT

this ones up

taima.tv/r/morningwoood

Indian bullshit not looking up

EUROPEANS ARE ARRIVING

THE DIVERSIFICATION OF BRAZIL

isis

That's why our site continues to grow weaker

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["Blanda upp" starts playing]

evil whitey has come to oppress

Here we go lads
Slavery time

Slavery time the poze is strong

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muh globalism…we are all one!

Thus the toxic shit filled water supply

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This should be an Olympic sport

Why are they trying to push the multiculturalism and multiethnicism of Brazil as something good when Brazil is a fucking shithole on massive proportion?

This is giving london a run for its money

Because they don't have to try when it comes to normies.

this has been evil whitey the event

you must be kidding, this is half-time college football tier shit

MUH SLAVES MUH EVIL COLONIAL OPPRESSORS

What are the odds we will have a statement against Donald Trump somewhere somehow?

kek it's true, bongs love to racemix just as much as frogs and spaniards

They already showed Hitler so it's not impossible

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lel when and how? I just got in. During the German entrance?

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Holy Christ these fucking cuckmercials are killing me.

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Oosh, 8-bit platforming games all up in this shit.

we are now into the slum event

sportsbadshah.ml/

No commercials, Britbong stream

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perfect though I will miss canadian propaganda

Might have just been on the "B"BC but there was a video package about how the olympics was originally just for wealthy white males and then Jesse Owens BTFO Hitler and all the white supremacists :^)

Jesus titty fucking Christ what a shitshow

NOW HOL UP
SO U BE SAYIN
WE WUZ AVIATORS N SHEEEITTT?

THE WALL

the commentator in this stream
taima.tv/r/morningwoood just suggested Brazilians created the first aircraft

build the wall!

Have to choose between potato quality brit stream that has no commercials and decent stream with commercials every goddamn five minutes
Fuck

GOD THIS IS EMBARRASSING WHERE IS MY LUCIFERIAN SHIT

Why's a FUCKING WHITE MALE piloting the aircraft?

WE BUILT PLANES AND SHIT

WE WUZ WRIGHT BROS N SHIET

Well that was kind of cool

WE WAZ PLANES AND SHIT

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WE WUZ FOUNDIN' FADDAZ N SHEEEIT

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Oh my god, this is
2016
levels of cgi work

Who designed this logo?

Oh I see they've entered a fantasy version of the city.

they already entered a fantasy version of history with the plane why not

Why are everybody here so assblasted? Besides the nigger thing, the rest of the staging is ok

I reckon it was the brits or the swedes

What are they pretending they invented planes n shit?

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The last good looking German Brazilian is on

They literally just we wuz'd the creation of the aircraft. It's memes coming true.

Perfect

What a long and awkward walk

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Hi there Diego. We're not assblasted, we're dying of laughter

But it was the first plane to fly on his own.

AHAHAHAH RANDOM DANCING NIGGER

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Hue detected

that sure is some impressive autistic dancing

NIGGER DANCING

hello tyrone or joão

HUE HUE HUE

DA VOICE OF DA FAVELAS
UNDERPRIVILEGED FAVELAS

NEED MO MONEY FO DEM PROGRAMS

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Shuckin and jivin

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It's like someone watched a 12 year old dance for the first time and decided to make a synchronized dance style from it.

Fucking niggers.

IS THAT A DRAG QUEEN??

Nigger dancing

gotta earn them bananas yo

God all I can think of when I see stupid niggers dancing is the kike teacher copypasta

This will be considered high culture in a decade.

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Oh man I hope religion of piss strikes soon

WTF IS THIS SHITSHOT GOD DAMN

this is already considered high culture where the fuck have you been

Twerking: the highest achievement of nig culture and society.

Reminder that Brazil's soccer team fucking tied 0-0 yesterday

Reminder that in women's volleyball, the crowd was cheering for the USA

Brazil is fucked

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Bomb them.

those blacks have to be trannies

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where's your faith in the God Emperor, user?

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anyone else seeing the rio logo is a penis?

BUILD TWO WALLS, EMPEROR

The US already is Brazil, you mongrels are fucked if you cuck out for Hillary

RIO IS ABOUT THE EMPOWERMENT OF THE BRAZILIAN PEOPLE

YELLOWSTONE HABBENIN

I want the nightmare to end.

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I like how americans want to see Brazil fail so bad, when we literally dindu nuffin. You are obviously envy of our protagonist in poorball..

What if they could see what the Olympics would be 80 years later?

build us dutch a wall between flanders and walloon niggers pls

No we just think that third world shitholes shouldnt pretend they are as good as first world countries

I'm not even remotely sure which is worse

The total satanic pozzing of the UK in 2012's opening show… or the total nigging of this show

Like.. seriously is this shit supposed to mean something? its just a bunch of flashy shit projected on the floor and a room full of niggers milling about

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This looks pretty fucking neato

They already lost.

They knew how shit the world would be if they lost. That's why they fought until they died and the jews salted the earth and raised cucks from the ashes.

that part was kinda cool maybe they are better then the brits

Oh now we have the typical fat latina cunt

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America is the one who is pretending to be first world country.

In 1936 things looked quite bright.

These fucking tv people

"lets look for similarties and celebrate our differences!"

… for… fucks… sake… do you not at all get the irony of this statement?

Easily the worst part about this is how it's going to receive praise as possibly the best super bowl show in history.

spics and hues ruined the romance languages

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I don't even know what's going on… it's just madness at this point.

Attack ISIS attack now! this is the time to strike you fools!!!!

Niggers were basically told to entertain us while whites did the background work.

Literally just niggers dancing around with no coordination whatsoever

Fuck this shit, I hope there's at least one terror attack or something

stadium kinda looks like a vag

Gisele Bundcheon confirmed

Canada seems to have chocolate advertisements featuring creatures based on the reddit logo. They clearly understand their demographic, and are appealing to the nation of cucks with lollies.

she is the only good Brazilian

What the fuck is going on

Do you think she would hue when you came in her?

of course

Only one?

I want Turkey to seize nukes and immediately catapult them onto this shit show with ISIS bombers strapped to them.

He truly was right

Is NBC not loading for anyone else?

Also how likely is a terrorist attack?

we /globalwarming/ now bois

FUCKING GLOBAL WARMING BULLSHIT

HOLY SHIT

GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK REEEEE

As if Brazil contributes to global warming, most of their people don't even have electricity

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OH GEE, LOOK EVERYONE! WHITES ARE POLLUTING THE WORLD!

4TH REICH WHEN REEEEEEE

Are they recycling animations from the internet? I'm pretty sure I've already seen them

Kek is obviously speaking through you.
Praise him.

meanwhile Brazil is fucking clear cutting the rainforest and causing desertification

Friendly reminder of what CO2 actually does:

csiro.au/en/News/News-releases/2013/Deserts-greening-from-rising-CO2

I just started watching and this is awful.

time for the 'muh planet' global warming propaganda


yeah dont look back over the last 1k, or 10k, or over the history of earth

all that shiting in the water cant be good for the world

Random nigger kid being a nigger

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SOON

Clearly the brazilians did not design the opening ceremony.

HOW DARE THESE BRASILCUCKS LECTURE ANYONE ABOUT POLLUTION! Their whole city is a garbage heap.

Brazil falling in the ocean would be a mercy killing

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niggers and liberals will believe this

he found some dank weed

WE WUZ BOTANISTS N SHIET

we're called swamp germans for a reason user

Where the fuck is Pele? gotta light that torch

smoke it already niggah

dude weed

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I wonder why

It was clear Brazilians didn't design this shit show from the opening.

They just started construction of this place days ago, clearly all the talent and light shows were shipped in with the athletes.

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smh

WE WUZ FARMERS

naw, shitting in the water is eco friendly and carbon neutral, the fish don't appreciate it much though.

GLOBAL WARMING OH SHIT IM SCARED NOW

Goddamn this is FUCKING STUPID

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kek

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With all the last minute shit, I am inclined to believe that.

I'm sure they got a (((professional))) to do the opening ceremony

Everything about this ceremony makes me think the Brazilians didn't want to pay to put one together and just let the kikes do it. Entire thing is globalist shilling of muh white devil and muh climate change.

besides cocaine

Stay pleb

Unalloyed propaganda, the vertical asymptote of degeneracy and racial degradation the Jews would have us approach.

What a cult of fucking lunatics.

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This


fucking kikes smh tbh fam

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If she can see Tom's face in the corner, probably.

((((US companies)))

Trump will put an end to that.

Enjoy that ice cold krokodil HIV pussy bro

This is such a juicy target

GOOD LUCK ISIS, BRING US MANY HAPPENINGS

that was good

Any QT 1488 Greek women this time?

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Your country is run by Jews too faggot.

Enjoy the niggers

Well, the whole country hates them too, for nearly a decade.

I honestly think women's team has more support than mens.

Rapefugee team when?

THAT LIL NIGGA BOUT TO STEAL THAT PLANT WTF

starting with the failed states I see

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>>>/reddit/

IS THIS A JOKE!?

Jesus Christ these Canadian commentators are jizzing their pants

hello anglin

Germany paid for those greece uniforms

Why is greece the first?

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Oh this sounds like a WONDERFUL idea


Kudzu says hello

FAGBIKE

How ignorant are you?

ISIS team looks fit

TEAM OF REFUGEES

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Enjoy the Caucasian Muslims, Tatars, and Asiatics.

Were exactly did i lied?

Half the refugee team are actually germans. spiking your palestinians with real athletes to push an agenda.

Didn't know there where any Afghans left in Afghanistan, thought they were all living the high live in Germoney.

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Globalism in a fucking nutshell god damnit.

I hope there are repercussions for this shit.

So which countries are we looking out for in case of memes? I'm thinking Sweden Yes atleast.

When I went to Brazil when I was in the Navy, you would get prosecuted for taking fruit with seeds off the boat as you may accidentally do just that.

wtf

South Africa just came there for the free food.

Is there a refugee team?

all these phones in the air as they're walking

????????????????????

Oh yeah, Olympic games were held in Greece in ancient times. Totally slipped my mind.

yes

South Africans slmowly genociding whites still

he said 1 million

OY VEY DEUTSCH NATIONALISM ON THE RISE

Fucking nazis.

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What stream are you watching? How the fuck can you tell? I am getting this shit in like 144p

Segregation is bad and gets you banned from the Olympics, but ethnically cleansing Whites is fine, okay?

Merkel's going to lock them up when they get home.


I think he said million not billion but still pretty bad.

This would be the first bombing I've witnessed on a livestream, that'd be pleasant.

Kek hear my prayer and take my offering of these rare pepes.

unrealistic, not enough sandniggers

someone's going to jail for this

WE

lel

west africa wants its slaves back

Did that really happen? I missed it if it did.

Thats how the torch relay started, and we still do it to this day, so dont worry too much, man.

BASED

Shouldn't you be out dangerously overtaking semi-trucks in an rusted out Lada?

Is this really what all Canadian commercials are like?
This is Pravda tier

It screams especially retarded

soon

Jail is for people who can potentially be re-educat-, rehabilitated. Sickos like whoever is responsible for this egregious lack of diversity are simply shot in a gutter.

Any streams without gay comercials? I actually wanna watch this this

Saudie niggers need to die

EW WHAT THE FUCK
WHY IS THIS SHIT ALLOWED ON REGULAR TV

Better than nonstop drug commercials honestly.

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practically ended

ARGENTINA IS WHIIIIIIIIIIIITE

ALLAHU AKBAR

sportsbadshah.ml/
best stream no commercials

sportsbadshah.ml/

No commercial britbong stream

ARGENTINA IS WHITE

Tom is aboard the Trump train

Giselle suggested an open relationship once.
ONCE

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my white country, so proud!

uh, so, the garbage bag team showed up…

Look at that column of Aryans coming through

you know it's true

HAIRYLAND

WTF are these leprechauns with the mirrors supposed to be?

Those qts on those weird gay bikes, though bro. Oh baby

Not even memeing here, it seems white

It looks like a cheese grater.

BOOOOOOOO

THE ARGIE BIKE WAS A TRANNY

ARGENTINA IS SELF IDENTIFIED WHITE

whites country

aRMENIAN GENOCIDE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

ARGENTINA IS WHITE

muh six gorillion Armenians

t.urk

sure it is my banana loving friend, sure it is

is that a virus tho

HOLY FUCK REFUGEE TEAM

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Hivemind

What

HEY THAT'S BORAT

The only thing the turks did wrong in that instance was missing Sarkeesian's family.

Shit posters coming through

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Talk about Olympics on a budget, it looks like they're in a junior college football stadium

Austria comes to claim it's land

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Austrai declares 4th reich and ausslands Brazil

Heil Höfer

AUSSI CUNTS

LOL
O
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FUCK OFF ROACH, YOU WILL PAY FOR WHAT YOU AND YOUR JEW MASTERS DID

WOAH IT'S 2016 THAT'S RACIST

Die the bong woman commentator say very nazi?

Remember to visit my kickstarter page, goy!

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… I guess aussies really have the desire to be king of the designated shitting pool this year

problem hair colored Bahamas nigger

The horror

Wow (((they))) aren't even trying to hide it

Everybody always forgets India, its always just there.

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Did they have a white women driving there bike?

I'm filled with glee when I think of how we're going to get to watch people wade through the diversity that is the designated shitting pools.

ISIS wont attack, because letting the olympics be will be more dangerous to us than them

ONKEL ADI WANTS HIS HOMELAND ÖSTERREICH BACK

Azerbaijan is whiter than I expected.

WE WAZ SHEIKHS

ATTENTION EVERYONE
Some of the bike riders are trannies

TOP KEK

is there a stream without commercials?

flooded with Russians and banished volga Germans

Turks rape babies + Russians.

Wew white russia coming through nigger russians need not apply

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Belarus looking swarthy af

Its like you dont even know us

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Praise Maria Leopoldina

GIVE BACK FLANDERS YOU FUCKING WALLOON NIGGERS

Coalburner in Belize team

Benin - Preschool art class: The Country

If rapefugees can be a country, why not Belgium?

These people along the "sideline" look like they are wearing brown paper bags with crayon on them.

Togo stronk

Did I hear that right?

BENIN :DDD

XDDD

DESIGNATED
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Ok why does Bosnia have a nigger athlete? Weren't they supposed to be gypsies?

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REMOVE

wtf

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"One of Africa's most stable countries"

Yeah, but what does that actually mean?

Bosnia has niggers?

Which stream is the best one so far?

Farmers never left

Bulgaria [tips fedora]

Somebody has to whip the nigger into training.

britbong

KARADŽIĆU VODI SRBE SVOJE

You did, and unfortunately so did I

sportsbadshah.ml/

the white Botswana sprinter takes the gold

Friendly reminder Murrica will walk on E

NIKOG SE NE BOJE!!

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WE WUZ FROGZ

wat

Botswana is actually one of the few legit countries in Africa. Its the place you go if you want to do the safari hunting.

no one will poo poo the waga doo goo choo choo after that

country order in case you are curious

ooga booga bix nood mufugga

WE

Don't remove her

wasn't that Rwanda

Your new waifu?

We wuz designated shitting train tracks?

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Thunder Dragon king is a good title

I wonder how tumblr is reacting to all this cultural appropriation

We wuz carpets and sheeiit

translating for the new quintessentially British population

I like it when they sort the US and UK automatically to the top before Afghanistan.

Yeah, I was going to go with one of the bike qt’s until I saw her.

That's poor shot placement, the T box is for direct facing shots. That would be a Gabby Gifford at best. With an angle like that, split the difference between the eye and the ear-hole.

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Well at least some of the africans countries are in traditional clothes that's nice.

Not in fucking shorts…

Jesus Christ, the BBC commentary is amazing.

Comment on Burkina Faso's railways:

CANADA

So many azns in the cucknadian team

mapleniggers nao

CANADA HAS A HANDICAPPED KID BEARING THE PLANT
SO PROGRESSIVE

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We are only at the letter B and already two new waifus.

SPEAK ENGLISH HOLY FUCK

Oh shit France decided to show up

So many asians

All beautiful tropical paradise islands must be reclaimed by h'whites.

CANADA NO

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Oy

They keep bringing up Russia but I'm barely paying attention, did Russia make it in after all?

FUCKING CANADIANS

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SAND NIGGERS

yes

Oh shit, ISIS is in the olympics?

WHY SO MANY CHEERS FOR THE LEAFCUCKS?

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GLORIOUS NATION OF KAZAKHSTAN

a big stooshie in the sticky world of hand ball…. Wat

Borat

Why is Kazakhstan flag bearer dude wearing a paper hat?

where is borat

#1 producer of potassian

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Qatar is a quite funny country, I've been there. They literally have poo in loos as slaves who make up like 70% of the population. I was treated like a god there though.

Yay Boratland!

GAyman Islands

Very appropriate.

Canadians are well liked abroad.

Like retarded puppies…

REMINDER
bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-17491344

How long till niggers start stealing the seeds?

That's what nearly all the Gulf States are like

in spanish is EE.UU.

THIRD UNION JACK SPOTTED

Cayman Islands has a whiter team then the UK

FUCKING NORMALFAGS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

CHAD

Romania?

These cuck bikes are making me uncomfortable.

THROW THE JEW DOWN THE WELL, SO MY COUNTRY CAN BE FREE

Texas coming up

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Yeah, it is strange how all these Africans are crunching diamonds beneath their feet yet starving enmasse, isn't it Britcuck broadcasters?

(Same as in French, Spanish, Italian, Romanian, etc…)

This muzak blows big hairy balls

Did Chile come in by helicopter?

Over 100 languages spoken in Chad. WTF?

Dont be upset
T. Brzilian

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Africa is still mostly tribes living isolated from each other.

REMOVE ROMANCE

NEED WORKING STREAM

WANG DONG CHANG CHONG GIVE US GORD MEDAR

stop embarrassing us.

sportsbadshah.ml/

Exactly

Chile is literally whiter than Texas.

CHING CHONG BING BONG MING PING PING

uk.anonymousey.co:9005

Use VLC to stream.

even the fucking chinks.

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next world superpower

All those chinks with brazil flags are gonna go home to half their family killed as revenge

sportsbadshah.ml/

kek

A real Holla Forums denizen would yell "Hitler was right" before blowing up the kike athletes.

BASED

Give cyprus back turks
REEEEEEEEEEEE

ROACHES OUT

There is no more damage that can be done to your image by any number of Brazilians or people pretending to be Brazilians in this thread than has already been done by your squalid existence itself.

Ping pls go

For what purpose?

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Women britbong just said cyprus should be stumbling in from a bar about now

The bike riders are Brazilians you fucking braincripple.

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They're spreading Zika…I mean seeds.

What? In Italian it's Stati Uniti, usually abbreviated as USA

gf watching the tv broadcast

when the germs came out my gf asked
is that supposed to be Zika and Ebola

Fair point.

Congo hide your hands

STOP THE CHINKS

is half the team going to cannibalize the other half?

To grate all the cheese you dingus

BRING BACK ZAIRE

Glorious Nippon steel coming

DUBS CONFIRM

ZIKA-CHAN AND EBOLA-CHAN ARE IN THE STADIUM

Worst Korea tips fedotra

So, SU…

Perfectly fitting too.

im an idiot

MOSQUITO REPELLENT WOVEN INTO THE UNIFORMS CONFIRMED

Reminder that Koreans are a shit tier people who lived like niggers before the Japs brought them civilization

Actually we more often use EUA, cause it's phonetically more pleasing.

t. Huemonkey

THEY STOLE THE IRISH FLAG!

Hey, it's the Irish.

That's retarded.

at this point whats the difference anyways

apparently the feminist movement there is poisoning the drinks of men and confirming kils.

Ireland is here

Nah, we never say SU
Simply USA

HRVATSKE USTAŠE

A tablecloth has arrived

All white croats deserve all medals

GENOCIDISALI SU NAM KRAJINU!!!

Croatian flag is 10/10 tbh

They're already breaking out the ass. They are desperate

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Holy shit, Cuba is niggy af

THIS

CUBA? WHO LET THEM OUT?!?!

Wasted trips tbh

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Best nordic nation

Why?

Danish qts spotted

pretty much all of Central and South America is pretty niggy
remember user, "white" south of the border is literally "self identified"

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Get this hothead out of here.

(Nearly everyone in the EU says US or USA, I've only heard Spanish actually says EEUU).

Denmark has lots of qts

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Steve Brule?

De booty

JaBOOTY

What the fuck.

THE BIGGEST OF THE BIG GUYS

It's retarded.

this one

sportsbadshah.ml/

she can hold my pole if you know what i mean >=^]

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no commercials, tipsy BBC banter

There's like, 7 people in this one

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git gud faget

What the fuck

Trash quality
use

Stay away from my new waifu

How's that free press and privately owned media working out for you fam?

Trash event.

You could have an awesome drinking game with some of these countries

Muslim or African

is that a virus?

at least they're white, better than a whole team of male niggers or beta cucks

best stream but why don't they speak english?

Glass egypt god dammit

She is most likely a slut user, just go to denmark and find a better woman if you need to

How big of a fuckup has this been so far?
Also, guys. The fucking security staff was fired. They're sitting ducks right now, I hope to God ISIS attacks this place.

You know they don't use Latin Alphabet, right, smartass?

WE

Where do you think shes headed after her job in the olympic ceremony? >=^]

my place u fucken nerd

FUCKING SAUCE RIGHT NOW I NEED CONFIRMATION

Because they're retarded.

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source now

The snackbars have arrived

Seeing all this makes me happy tbqh, all these different cultures and races. This is real diversity, different people living isolated without mixing. Blonde scandis, black Africans, mudslimes in their Hijabs, Chinks being Chinks. The kikes will ruin all this.

God the Spinx face gets me every fucking time.

smh nigga

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Oh your american, nevermind.

Just wait for the mardi gras music to cut out, the Nasheed to start up, and the fireworks to go off early.

No sweden is later

GIVE ME THE SAUCE

You're retarded too.

No you fucking retard it's a stream

Yep.

archive.is/kRCGV

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can't go without checking those quints

WE WUZ BOATS

I like how they have their phones out to record their walk

Even slovakia has a fuckin chink

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holy shit

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I'm angry and bitter and desire death.

Praise Kek.

Russia!!!

Spain?

No one here is speaking about it, so it is either old news or conspiratard shit. Security is being done by the federal police + joint effort of state polices.

this. i always enjoy the olympics and the rare allowance of unashamed national pride.

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Nice to know they've taken their security seriously

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what's with these retarded costumes

oh no fedoras

THEY HAVE NO PROTECTION, HOLY FUCK

tips el fedora

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Literally wanted to post the same thing user

It's nice seeing a country try to modernize itself with the rest of the world.

Holy shit, Spain have some cute aryan grills

I'm dying oh fuck

Its whiter than the UK, France, or Sweden at this point.

Spanish team confirmed atheist

BLEACHED

USA IS NEXT USA USA USA USA USA USA

CIVIC

MURICA

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ANOTHER FUCKING COMMERCIAL

did you forget tanzania?

Are those people in the ponchos 'with her'?

BURGERS

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

Fukken dropped

USA! USA! USA!

BURGERLANDIA

AMERICA, FUCK YEAH

make me proud you fucking faggots

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MICHEAL PHELPS CONFIRMED GREATEST

That's a big team Burgers

PHELPS IS A ONE MAN COUNTRY

SPAIN, SAVIOR OF THE HUWHITE RACE, FUCK YOU PUTIN

USA USA USA USA USA

Why isn't that flag bearer on an electric scooter?

KERRY IS A MESS

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for eu

Surprising amount of whites in the USA team

i hope he gets snackbared

USA

America team is not so hispanic as they are in their demographics.
Really makes me think.

What's that fucking cheese grater they're putting things in?

I really wish a sandnigger would.

They fired a private security firm who didn't even show up basically. Security is still happening. But it's literally Brazil-tier, so the biggest obstacle to ISIS is the ocean, all-in-all.

kerry you faggot

I wish I could see tumblr reacting to these people that aren't overweight.

They're un-grating the cheese

Seed deposits.

Fuck yeah estie the bestie they can follow the US anywhere

Could someone restream this on an unlisted youtube stream please?

Everyone tune into the VLC stream, the quality is the okay sign emoji

muh dick

They haven't seen it yet. They're waiting for the NBC footage like good goym

They are probably popping pills right now.

USA USA USA USA

you fucking liar the seed deposit was carrying the Denmark flag.

Heh.

You have to be a retarded for actually beliving this
not brazillian

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I was in Rio de Janeiro years ago.
It's not particularly dangerous compared to the innards of most cities to be honest.

PROTIP:
You'll seem like you're not a tourist by dressing like a tramp, carrying your $5,000 camera in a plastic bag from a local supermarket and furiously masturbating while casually going about your business. Don't look at a mapwhile on the street whatever you do; you'll be raped, robbed and murdered before you can work out where you are being raped.

How much do you want to bet some kind of terrorist attack will happen at some point in this event?

Life must be troubleless

Is the NBC coverage way behind real time?

They're still on the cultural enrichment Opening Ceremony yet you niggers are talking about all the athletes walking in.

My sides

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Poor Fiji ;_; They didn't deserve what happened to them last night

100%

How the fuck did Fjij manage to fund 52 athletes?

lel

SPURDOLAND

Most powerful race in the world coming through

what happened to them?

NBC is behind by about an hour.

Where's BlackLivesMatter? I'm shocked they aren't lying down on the stage or something.

I'm willing to bet these dubs.

Same way Bermuda and cie…
Fiscal paradise.

It's likely.

I'll raise my glass to a safe games.

Benis arrives

I bet this is gonna be a disaster.

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD funland

They aren't athletes, they're whoever showed up to the airmail landing strip.

to be fair spanish and moortugese sound identical

Finnish mustard race

BENIS

frogs

100%

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:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

funny, a buddy of mine just went to Rio with his gf last week to see her family and his first response to asking how it was was

Lost to the gooks 8-0 in men's football

Yay Mongolia!

ok

I've been watching NBC for 5 seconds and I'm already done

ISIS LAND!

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Bullshit, Finland is not full of asians. they stole those athletes.


Not true, Canada had around 350 athletes while burgers had 580 and Canada is not 2nd

how did their horse calvary get over to brazil???????????

NBC has an hour delay

He's a big guy

At least France knows to showcase their diversity

THERE'S NO PROTECTION AT THE EVENT
TERRORIST ATTACK ABSOLUTELY LIKELY

Watch them cut out any happening

What kind of shithole do you live in to say that Rio "getting robbed at 1pm is called Monday" de Janeiro is not that bad?

Finland already won the most aryan competition.

does Basil have sandslimes?

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So many niggers on France's team, they really are in a bad shape.

Tell me the flag carrier that's made you rage the most, lads

Try reading the whole post.

France was just shitskins and niggers.
Holy shit.

Who's made the new thread?

They can easily send one over, they've had several years notice.

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Why is a state participating?

8ch.net/pol/res/7033584.html#7033609

Why would they even need to blow it up? the hell these people are about to live through at these games is far FAR worse, and the national damage its going to cause when they bring back zika and other rare and life threatening viruses thatll spread from this shithole tot he rest of the world… particularlly the western world

ISIS is probably thinking "why stop it?"

Bongistan is here!

Coca-Cola funded it.

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that britshit is literally on his phone as he walks in smh

There is a saudi arabia team. They can easiily sneak one or two, that's not counting Qatar, Iraq, Afghanistan and United Arab Emirates.

Kikes really have done a number on the frogs.

Saudi Arabia will win the gold in the suicide bombing competition.

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DOESN'T FRENCHS HOLD ANY FUCKING PROUD? EVEN AMERICA IS WITH A RELATIVE BIG NUMBER OF WHITES ON THEIR TEAM.
FUCK THOSE COMMIE BASTARDS.

Georgia is from Caucasus you numb-nut.

Sure they got Turkish rape babies but they fared always better than further south…

Question still stands. In Rio you walk in the center of the city and you may get shot dead in the middle of a busy street. The hell kind of places have you been visiting?

BAUXITE

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO LETS FUCKING GO BAUXITE

YEAH FUCK YEAH BAUXITE FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

He was obviously being sarcastic as fuck if you read the second half.

Is Sweden competing under land of Refugees?

It seemed pretty not sarcastic to me but hey I'll take your word for it.

Tatìl Design creative director Frederico Gelli. If you can see a face behind this nose.

POO IN THE LOO

Sweden is competing, but they requested to not have their flag paraded because they don't want to offend anyone

POO IN THE LOO

Looks pretty good for a Brazilian, dude.

No, it goes under the flag of Somalia

NO STREET IS SAFE

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IRAN THE HINDU NUFFINS

Oh, i hope they use the rainbow-colours, they are so nice to look at. And it's a good thing you know, who wouldn't want to be nice and good….


Cool, so they join up with Brittain and Minnesota?

OYY VEYYY

Brazilians are so race-mixed, it's difficult to find recognizable racial traits. But there's a reasonable doubt, I admit.

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OY VEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

SHALOM FELLOW JEWS