Narcissist pedophile

Do any of you guys ever jerk off to old picture of yourself from when you were a kid naked in the bathtub?
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No. I was fat.

check out this cool picture i made!

Lol, I bet no one picked you for dodgeball, Jellyblob!

What was the joke? Also I'm pretty sure he doesn't writ them himself anymore.

This is what happen, when your parents don't love you enough to take the time to teach you how to draw.

I don't have any pictures of me as a kid in the bath tub

I do, however, have a picture of me and my female cousin in a kiddy pool. I'm not sure why my parents took it but w/e. I'm in tiny white underwear and my penis bulge is totally showing as see-thru from the water

And my cousin also had white underwear and her cunny-toe is 100% the focus of the fucking photo

I've fapped to her fucking cunny-toe more times than I can count. Definitely helped me a lot as a teenager

That's fucking rude James Bond!

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Do you sometime jerk off to the memories of other kid you saw naked in kindergarten?

What?
WTF
How were you able to see naked kids in kinder?
I've never seen a naked female who wasn't related to me FYI

I'm still a virgin. Never seen a naked female outside porn

your life must have been crazy if you got to see lots of kinder girls naked. holy shit i wish i had that life

Do you enjoy your shitty life?

shit
you figured me out
i dont have a female cousin
it was a male cousin. i actually want to suck his dick

im also gay
and totally not a virgin
i also dont live with my parents

>< u got me

Our parent would drop us to this lady house during the day, and she would bath us all thogether, boys and girls. In an other kindergarten, I remember seing a girl getting whipped in the commun bathroom.

Most of them don't remember, but the grown up seem surprise when I bring up exact conversation they had with the tutors.

Also one time that lady was mad that I wouldn't stop going to the bathroom during nap time and she yelled at me that she was going to lock me in a closet if wouldn't stop getting out of the room. So while I was on the top of the bunkbed, I took a shit against the wall and the girl under me didn't even notice.

very nice

Yeah i'm quite a bit older than a lot of the teens that post here on Holla Forums

I had old school traditional school upbringing. Meaning we'd get paddled/spanked. I was never paddled or spanked. Instead, the nuns would hit the back of my hands with a meter stick

But I do vaguely remember a few times when the Nuns would get so angry and bring a girl up to the front and spank her butt a few times in front of all the class. All the girls at my school had to wear long dresses. The Nuns would quickly lift it up and lower the bottoms and spank their butts. It wasn't honestly ever a sexual thing (to me back then. if I saw that now I'd get erect)

When it happened we were so afraid that we would avoid eye contact with that Nun or she might get on us and we'd feel her wrath

yeah I did something similar. i used to masturbate during our "nap time"

I couldnt sleep without touching my penis
The girls napping next to me never cared
Sometimes if I forgot my blanket at home I'd share a blanket with a classmate and fap under the same blanket as them

Our teacher used to watch us all when we used to nap as that was the time she would grade our papers.

I guess she didn't care or maybe it is "usual" to see kinder kids masturbating

My cousin's gf is a school teacher. Elementary school. I've casually tried to bring up if those kids do anything sexual or if she sees certain things but she doesn't like talking to me and steers clear away from any talk of "that" kind

Fucking normie bitch

Wow I legetimatlty had to pee during nap time I don't think I reallt started masturbating before I was 8.

i was caught masturbating at 5. pretty sure i was doing it at 4 when i started

my mom caught me and when she found out she pushed me against the wall and kept yelling
she kept slapping me because I kept saying, "I dont know….i don't know…nothing…i don't know…"

when my dad got home he was also angry with me. really fucked me up for a long time thinking masturbation was bad/evil

I remember masturbating in secret and afterwards crying or almost crying because I was a "bad" person for doing this and I would think my parents wouldn't love me anymore if they found out

I'm I don't care much for kid as much as I care for the erotic memories I have of my childhood.

I miss the inocence of playing doctors, or the show me yours I'll show you mine. Most of the times my female friends were the one to bring up those games. Now a day I can barely even get laid whithout an escort and I dont remember the last time I had a female friend.

To be honest I don't even think your parents actually loved you, they seem like monsters to me.

Everything was so much easier back then. No pressure. No shaming. No asshole girls

I, too, used to be able to talk to females all the time and even had female friends. Hell, I had more female friends than male friends as a kid.

I wish I could go back to those times. When getting a hug from a female was easy and how I could talk to them for hours and we'd be happy

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I remember when all girls wanted was to see penis and to give kisses. Imagine asking random women if they want to see your dick whitout them telling you to fuck off.

Actually half of those are me.

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When I was 12 on school dance we used to grind on girls ass.

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I told it before, I meant day care, we used to take bath there.

Well yeah, kids are curious.