Sup guys, so I'm a delivery guy and have a huge crush on a girl who I deliver sometimes. I really wanna fuck her...

Sup guys, so I'm a delivery guy and have a huge crush on a girl who I deliver sometimes. I really wanna fuck her. She stopped ordering her regular order of a large mushroom with a diet coke, in like april, so last week I brought her a pizza just to be nice. She seemed really appreciative. How do I get to the next level with her?

her vagina when

But in my pornos the pizza dude gets the fucc for a tip.

I think a lot of women care about who you are, not what you do.

Offer her a complimentary hot-dog. Mention how long and thick and full of sauce it is. How she has never had something so goood on her tongue. If she doesn't call the cops immediately, grab her by the pussy and report back
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women care exclusively about themselves, user. they are not much different from men in this respect.
they are simple creatures, driven by emotion. when a woman is on your side, it's because she percieves the emotional afterstate as more attractive than that following the other option. they also (mostly) love the d. give her much and often and you'll not hear a squeak.

Starve him of (you)s tbh

Do you have her personal info to stalk her on Facebook..Could you share some of her pics?

become a vacuum cleaner salesman then

You already look like a beta bitch to her by bringing her a pizza as a fucking gift. Nice guys never get pussy. Here is advice you need to follow or else you will never get to fuck her.
Next time you deliver pizza, ask her out. Just be up front and alpha as fuck. If she says no, than thats cool. Dont accept to be her friend or anything gay like that. Now this is when you become a Chad. Start lifting like a mother fucker. Become /fit/. Next time you deliver pizza to her, just be nonchalant about it. Each time she sees you, you will be bigger and bigger. She will eventually say yes.
This is the only way fag

Not true

Bring her a pizza with the toppings saying "Would you go out with me? :D"
This is the best way of doing so, 1) you won't have to ask her and get a no right in the face 2) it would be funny, and a original idea, humor is a very bigh plus when done the right way while asking someone out.

Thank me later ;)

Ehm.. Also write your phone number under the box..

Or somewhere visible xD

It's fine, I didn't want anyone anyway

if you have to ask that here then its better that you dont even try.

You literally deliver cheeze pizza?

DELIVAR NAO OP OR UR A FAGGIT!

but he's right. just ask her out. get /fit/ to psyche yourself up and do it. you'll regret it if you don't.

I already have enough regrets. Why set myself up for suffering after the limited pleasure of being with another either stagnates or explodes?

Put a sweet card in a pizza and deliver it to her for free.

Make sure note isn't to beta and creepy… something like.

"You are the cutest girl I have ever delivered a pizza to, If you are single and free with nothing to lose and want a free meal call me for a date -your number-."

Some guy did this and was fired by a feminazi cunt.

if that's your attitude about doing something that requires minimum courage, you might as well kick the chair and take a swing.

Nevermind, you fucking know this already.

That takes even more courage.

like that nigger who used to put mixtapes with happy meals. don't do this OP, because you WILL get fired.

Well she would probley feel bad if she liked you a let you move in if you got fired over it and you two started dating….

Thats how I ended up living with my gf ( in her home country ) I let her stay with me on night shift working security in a govt server room… she is russian and was on hoilday in my country… kek.

Anyway waifu is worth a shitty job. Its easy to find employment tbh.

then do the thing that takes less courage. talk to her. it's not like you've got anything to lose.

Fuck You.

Maye you shouldn't have spent all that money and years studying bullshit at college and actually got a job.

Your post in poorly rewritten, summer.
You ended up staying with her but you let her stay with you?
WTF?

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its not a very good thing to lose your job if you live in america

Dubs have spoken

if you just ask her out, she can't complain or talk to the manager, but if you act like a nigger, and put your number/card, in the order, you will get fired. otherwise, she can't prove shit. i don't care anymore. do you.

You, obviously don't know how cucked America has gotten.
Magnum P.I. Chuck Norris America is a thing of the past.

yeah, i wouldn't know about murica. good luck. i honestly hope you give it a shot. do what you want.

I let her stay with me at work inside a data center since I was only one of shift there.

Stick your dick through the pizza. I saw it in a porno, works every time.